Ultimate Sex Survey

[John Masters]

1.) Are you a guy or a girl? guy
2.) How old? 60 (I kid you not)
3.) Straight/bi/gay/tranny? bi-curious
4.) First sex act you performed on yourself? masturbated
5.) First sex act you performed on another? intercourse
6.) Who did you perform number 5 upon? a girl
7.) First time you had a sex act performed upon you? way back when
8.) Who performed number 7? the same girl
9.) Do you watch porn? rarely
10.) Do you masturbate whilst watching? sometimes
11.) Have you ever watched porn with anyone else? yes
12.) If answer to 11 is yes, then who? 2 friends
13.) Have you ever had sex in a bed? yes
14.) Have you ever had sex in a bath/shower/bathroom? yes
15.) Have you ever had sex in a car? yes
16.) What's the biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner? 10 years
17.) Have you ever had sex in public? yes, if sex in a car counts for this
18.) If answer to 17 is yes, where? in a lay-by next to a main road
19.) What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? bdsm
20.) What's the kinkiest thing you'd ever consider doing? performing in public
21.) Have you ever knowingly broken the law through some form of sex? no
22.) If so, what?
23.) Have you ever had webcam sex? yes
24.) Have you ever had phone sex? yes
25.) Have you ever had a dildo used on you by another person? yes