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Old 08-20-2016, 11:09 PM   #2536
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Granted, but you have no vehicle now to drive on it and your public transport privledges have been revoked.

I wish my girlfriend was kinkier.
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Old 08-22-2016, 11:08 AM   #2537
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Granted, all her major kinks are your limits and all her limits are what you like and love.

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Old 08-22-2016, 11:13 AM   #2538
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Wish granted, but you are to be forced to cum for 3 hours straight.

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Old 08-22-2016, 05:33 PM   #2539
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Granted, but you will now forever have severe back problems from the weight of the NNN cups.

I wish I had a more feminine figure
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Old 08-22-2016, 06:22 PM   #2540
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She's a vintage Wonder Woman action figure. Have fun!

I wish I had a pizza.
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Old 08-22-2016, 06:32 PM   #2541
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Granted, a yummy Meat Lover's Pizza!

I wish Duchess lived closer
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Old 08-22-2016, 06:34 PM   #2542
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(WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE. Also, just to spite you, you're buying me a mushroom pizza right now and you can take ramen noodles to lunch tomorrow. :3)

Granted, the Duchess of Cambridge lives right next door to you.

I wish I had a Roomba.
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"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

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Old 08-22-2016, 06:38 PM   #2543
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Granted: Your floor-- your floor is now clean. Your floor-- your floor is now clean. Your floor-- your floor is now clean.

I wish iSpuds was closer :P
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Old 08-22-2016, 09:38 PM   #2544
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Granted. Her house has been transported by genie magic 0.0001 millimeters closer to yours.

I wish I had a flying horse.
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Old 08-23-2016, 01:51 PM   #2545
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Granted. The horse is afraid to fly though.

It wishes it could read minds.
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Old 08-23-2016, 01:52 PM   #2546
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Granted, but you can no longer speak about what you read from their minds

I wish I had more shoes.
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Old 08-23-2016, 05:25 PM   #2547
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Granted, but your shoes...your shoooes...I said, your shoooooooes...ain't got no sole!

I wish I had an awesome theme song that plays whenever I enter a room.
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"iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith

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Old 08-23-2016, 05:27 PM   #2548
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Granted, but your shoes...your shoooes...I said, your shoooooooes...ain't got no sole!

I wish I had an awesome theme song that plays whenever I enter a room.
You have no idea how hard I laughed and smiled at that

Wish Granted, but you must do the chicken dance to turn it off.

I wish I had a private jet.
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Old 08-23-2016, 05:34 PM   #2549
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Wish granted, but it is made completely of glass and only flies if you are naked.

I wish i could be tied up doggy style and get fucked in the ass for 6 hours
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Old 08-23-2016, 05:45 PM   #2550
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Granted, but the last 5 and a half hours are spent trying to get the dog's knot unstuck

I wish I could eat ice cream all the time
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