08-22-2016, 11:08 AM | #2537 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted, all her major kinks are your limits and all her limits are what you like and love.
It wishes it could cum, right now.
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
08-22-2016, 11:13 AM | #2538 |
getDare Devil
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Wish granted, but you are to be forced to cum for 3 hours straight.
I wish I had bigger boobs.
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08-22-2016, 06:22 PM | #2540 |
Starchy Sadist
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She's a vintage Wonder Woman action figure. Have fun!
I wish I had a pizza.
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
08-22-2016, 06:32 PM | #2541 |
getDare Devil
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Granted, a yummy Meat Lover's Pizza!
I wish Duchess lived closer
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
08-22-2016, 06:34 PM | #2542 |
Starchy Sadist
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(WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE. Also, just to spite you, you're buying me a mushroom pizza right now and you can take ramen noodles to lunch tomorrow. :3)
Granted, the Duchess of Cambridge lives right next door to you. I wish I had a Roomba.
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
08-22-2016, 06:38 PM | #2543 |
getDare Devil
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Granted: Your floor-- your floor is now clean. Your floor-- your floor is now clean. Your floor-- your floor is now clean.
I wish iSpuds was closer :P
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
08-22-2016, 09:38 PM | #2544 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. Her house has been transported by genie magic 0.0001 millimeters closer to yours.
I wish I had a flying horse.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
08-23-2016, 01:51 PM | #2545 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted. The horse is afraid to fly though.
It wishes it could read minds.
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
08-23-2016, 01:52 PM | #2546 |
getDare Devil
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Granted, but you can no longer speak about what you read from their minds
I wish I had more shoes.
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08-23-2016, 05:25 PM | #2547 |
Starchy Sadist
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Granted, but your shoes...your shoooes...I said, your shoooooooes...ain't got no sole!
I wish I had an awesome theme song that plays whenever I enter a room.
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
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08-23-2016, 05:27 PM | #2548 | |
getDare Devil
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Quote:
Wish Granted, but you must do the chicken dance to turn it off. I wish I had a private jet.
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08-23-2016, 05:34 PM | #2549 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 104
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Wish granted, but it is made completely of glass and only flies if you are naked.
I wish i could be tied up doggy style and get fucked in the ass for 6 hours
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Male-18-UK Likes: anal, self bondage, nipple torture, edging, playing on cam, pictures. Limits: friends and family, public, mouth soaping, anything harmful or illegal. Kik: GDswitch Denied until 25-12-2016 |
08-23-2016, 05:45 PM | #2550 |
getDare Devil
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Granted, but the last 5 and a half hours are spent trying to get the dog's knot unstuck
I wish I could eat ice cream all the time
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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