[Non-Fiction] Some Stuff I've Done

[Komodo Jones]

Despite the title of this entry there is not a lot of talk of scat actually. I haven't posted on this for quite a while and decided I might as well even though I highly doubt this is a very popular or often searched story. Anyway, for those of you who do remember in one of my previous entries I have mentioned an underwear dare. Which is basically leave your house with your underwear on and at some point when you're not home you have to take your underwear off, not cutting it off, and stuff it in your pocket or leave it where you did this or whatever and then return home with no underwear on. This was the original dare but I've made a few additions to it since then and it's a good way to get your feet wet in public nudity as you can pick how public of a place you want to do this.

Well this experience I'm about to tell was my first time doing this dare. Since then, I have done this at least two more times, all of them in the two wooded areas that I used to “play” in before the one closest to my house was cut down for who knows what reason and the other one was cut down to make way for a disc golf course. I do know of some other places I could go, forest wise to be public but I don't know the layout all that well so I wouldn't know if it would work or not and this is actually a forest so it's pretty big so even if I got to a place where I could do whatever I may get lost or even worse encounter a coyote or a rabid raccoon. Have you ever heard a coyote howl, it's a little less frightening than a wolf's howl but it still freaks you out. I know as we've heard them in our backyard which a large portion of that is wetlands. Sure I could do nudity there but I've heard rumors of rattlesnakes being back in there not to mention a whole bunch of ticks, yeah things I don't want to be a part of but I digress back to my story.

So I was unaware of getdare at the time and was part of another online tord site. I had taken the day off since my parents weren't going to be home, and like usual I just stayed nude. That morning I had told my (then) Mistress that she would be able to use me in any way she wanted that night and I told her the supplies that she could use. This was online as have all my bdsm experiences. She got really turned on by it but she had school to go to she wouldn’t be able to use me until the evening. I told her about the underwear dare I found and she seemed to like the idea. I think I asked her if there was anything she would want me to do to make this more interesting. I’m not sure as it was a while ago but my then Mistress loved me doing anal tasks. I think she probably had a fascination with it because guy on guy action was a huge turn-on for her and that may have just reminded her of it, I don’t know. I do have more guy on guy experiences I could share later, but those would require some real work in the memory banks to recall.

So she said that she saw something in porn movies she watched that she would like me to attempt to try. As she suggested the idea I didn’t see the appeal or what movies she was watching but she was my Mistress so I was going to try. She said that she had seen some guys stick whole pairs of underwear in their ass and she wanted me to attempt to do that with my underwear after I took it off in the nearby forest. I attempted to see if I could do this at home before I said I would do it and sadly I failed so, I decided against that but recently I had been doing a lot of anal stuff for her with a drumstick. Since I’m typing this at school I’m going to have to guess of the dimensions of it. I’d say it’s about fifteen inches long and about three quarters of an inch wide. I have managed to stick the whole thing up there with just a little bit poking out. So I decided to go with that and she was fine with it and said she had to go to class.

So while I waited for her to get out of class. I first lubed up my finger and stuck it up my ass to loosen my hole a little bit. Then I sucked on the drumstick for a little bit and slowly but still easily worked it all the way up until the very tip that you hit the drum with was sticking out. I then got dressed making sure to put underwear on to keep the stick in. And I put on jeans, socks, tennis shoes and an old gray shirt. Then I was on my way to the park. Since “Masturbation Glade” was so close to my house I had no problem walking there. This was also in broad daylight so I was taking a huge risk by going in that glade as once again I would say that in the housing development I live in, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I can’t remember when but when the woods were still intact people would walk their dogs back to that glade.

So I headed back to the glade and in broad daylight took off my shoes, socks, pants, and underwear and was half naked, and for guys the half that matters. I had brought something else with me as well to make the dare more exciting, my digital camera. I took a few pictures of the glade just for the heck of it and I had taken a picture of the pavilion as well. I sadly do not have these photos anymore. If I were to retake the photos today you would probably say something along the lines of how is this well hidden? That’s how bad the church has made it. I of course also took pictures of my half-naked self which now I wish I would have taken the shirt off as it kind of got in the way. But I took several pictures of my soft cock, who knows why it wasn’t hard, and a couple of pictures of my ass with just the end of the stick poking out.

I can’t remember if I stayed this way until I orgasmed or if I walked around a little bit, but once I was done I put my jeans, socks, and shoes back on. I put my underwear on a nearby branch and just left it there. I took a picture of it and then left. As I walked on one of the sidewalks near the glade. I could still it see, but barely, in the distance. My white briefs hanging on a branch but no one would really notice it if they weren’t looking for it but I took a picture from that distance as well. I remember the next time I went to that glade, it was gone. Probably thrown away, or some animal got it as I just feel like I live in a very vanilla community. This park didn’t have any smut writing on the picnic tables so it seems like a lot less sexual activity would take place in that forest than in the other one I experimented in until it was turned into the disc golf course.

NOW A DISCLAIMER ABOUT THIS NEXT PART. IT IS VERY DISGUSTING AND IF YOU GET SICK BY READING THESE THINGS I WOULD SUGGEST SKIPPING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH AND START READING UNDER THE LINE!

Ok now here is where the scat part comes in and like I said it’s very disgusting but true. When I got home I stripped again as it’s something I often do when my parents are home. At the time I had a cable that went to my laptop that connected to my camera, and thankfully with my new laptop I have an SD card slot so I don’t need to worry about that cable anymore. As I waited for the photos to go to my computer, I took the drumstick out and since it was so far in and I hadn’t done an enema, not that I would experience one until much later, it was covered with well I’m not going to say it. Thankfully though there was no blood. I’ve only bled once from my ass and that was not enjoyable.

Now this is the really disgusting part. I have no idea what compelled me to do this, probably because I had experienced this cybering activity through roleplay with my Mistress, but I sucked a little bit of my shit off and ingested it. The bad thing it tasted sweet but the aftertaste made me gag. I can’t really explain but it was awful. Thankfully, I didn’t throw up which is also one of my limits because I hate throwing up and even as I’m typing this I’m feeling nauseous remembering this experience. Needless to say, because of this experience that’s why scat is one of my limits. I cleaned off the rest with a paper towel, no was I going to clean the whole thing with my mouth and completely destroy my taste buds.
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After that revolting experience I sent the photos I had taken to my Mistress and told her about what I had done. She actually sounded really impressed that I would so something like that. Now what I’ve said is completely true I have not fabricated a single part of it. Sadly, I didn’t get to do anything with my
Mistress that night for a reason I don’t want to go into.

Anyway, this story is memorable to me because I told this story on a sex site online, that sells toys, and there was a contest for who could tell the kinkiest story. I told this story omitting some parts such as the digital camera but I told about the walk and the disgusting part and I got a $10 gift certificate from them for being a runner-up in that contest. I used it to pay shipping and handling on a dildoesque object that I still have somewhere in my basement.

Well if you read the disgusting part I’m pretty sure you may have to go to the bathroom to blow chunks and if you don’t you have a much stronger stomach than I do, as I feel like I need to even though I’m not going to. Well, I need to go pretty soon but first a question for those of you reading this.
If I was going to recall a certain stories from my experiences what would you want to hear next?
-My same sex experiences when I was just entering puberty.
-My public nudity experiences in what once was Komodo Grove
-Some online bdsm experiences.
Let me know via pm or on here. I’m not sure how long I’ll leave that open but if I don’t feel that I have enough votes I’ll use a dice to decide. Until next time hope you enjoyed reading.