The corrupted wish game. - Page 175

Runesmith · 09-03-2016, 02:39 AM

Granted. You are now 0.0000001% stronger than a minute ago.

I wish the steaks I grill would always come out perfect.

pet monkey · 09-03-2016, 06:28 AM

Granted, they are so perfect, in fact, that every time you make one every insect within a 10 block radius swarm to your location to eat it.

I wish there were someone good to vote for as the next American president.

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 07:09 AM

Granted, an independant candidate will join and will get 1 vote (yours)

I wish my headache was gone before i join tonights party

pet monkey · 09-03-2016, 08:03 AM

Granted, your headache goes away right before the party, and reappears 2 seconds after the party starts

I wish I didn't have to make any more payments on my car

sissiesofmarvel3 · 09-03-2016, 08:04 AM

Granted, but you total it the next day and have to buy a new one with new payments.

I wish for a bigger dick.

iSpuds · 09-03-2016, 08:14 AM

Meet Tom. He is a HUGE dick, and your long lost brother whom you must now house because he is also a mooch. Enjoy.

I wish for all the tsums on LINE's tsum tsum game!

pet monkey · 09-03-2016, 08:19 AM

Granted! You finally win all the Tsum Tsums, right before you drop your phone into a pool at the exact same time that all the Line servers get struck by lightning losing all data.

I wish I had a motorcycle

little pet · 09-03-2016, 11:03 AM

Granted. You do own one, but it's kid-sized and you have to make your own sound effects.

I wish my coffee was done already.

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 11:13 AM

Granted. Your coffee is completely done. It's no longer there.

I wish it was a bit warmer here in the garden

iSpuds · 09-03-2016, 01:22 PM

Granted. It's warmer there than it is on Pluto, which is to say fifty degrees below freezing.

I wish I had a walk-in shower in the corner of my room.

punish stacy · 09-03-2016, 02:02 PM

Granted but you have no water in the whole house I wish I was better looking

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 03:55 PM

Granted, by better looking in the mirror you findout that you are very fat and ugly.

I wish it was no bedtime

iSpuds · 09-03-2016, 09:50 PM

Granted; you no longer have a bed. Now you call the time when you have to go to sleep "floor time".

I wish I had better reign of my thoughts.

Runesmith · 09-03-2016, 09:59 PM

Granted. However, you don't control the reins. They are magically twinned to those of Lone Ranger's horse Silver at the season #2 finale aired in 1952 (I am talking about the TV series here, not some pathetic Hollywood remake starring some Depp guy).

I wish it would be a glorious sunny day in southern Germany.

little pet · 09-04-2016, 12:29 AM

Granted, but this one day will be compensated by shitty weather for the rest of the year. All the sunny weather will have moved to the Netherlands :-)

I wish I'd woken up earlier this morning...so i wasn't late in sending Sir my morning email.

09-03-2016, 02:39 AM	#2611
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. You are now 0.0000001% stronger than a minute ago. I wish the steaks I grill would always come out perfect. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-03-2016, 06:28 AM	#2612
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Granted, they are so perfect, in fact, that every time you make one every insect within a 10 block radius swarm to your location to eat it. I wish there were someone good to vote for as the next American president. __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

09-03-2016, 08:03 AM	#2614
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Granted, your headache goes away right before the party, and reappears 2 seconds after the party starts I wish I didn't have to make any more payments on my car __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

09-03-2016, 08:14 AM	#2616
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Meet Tom. He is a HUGE dick, and your long lost brother whom you must now house because he is also a mooch. Enjoy. I wish for all the tsums on LINE's tsum tsum game! __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

09-03-2016, 08:19 AM	#2617
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Granted! You finally win all the Tsum Tsums, right before you drop your phone into a pool at the exact same time that all the Line servers get struck by lightning losing all data. I wish I had a motorcycle __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

09-03-2016, 07:09 AM	#2613
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, an independant candidate will join and will get 1 vote (yours) I wish my headache was gone before i join tonights party

09-03-2016, 08:04 AM	#2615
sissiesofmarvel3 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: USA Posts: 232 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but you total it the next day and have to buy a new one with new payments. I wish for a bigger dick.

09-03-2016, 11:03 AM	#2618
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted. You do own one, but it's kid-sized and you have to make your own sound effects. I wish my coffee was done already. __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 11:13 AM	#2619
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted. Your coffee is completely done. It's no longer there. I wish it was a bit warmer here in the garden

09-03-2016, 01:22 PM	#2620
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted. It's warmer there than it is on Pluto, which is to say fifty degrees below freezing. I wish I had a walk-in shower in the corner of my room. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

09-03-2016, 02:02 PM	#2621
punish stacy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 430 Blog Entries: 1	Granted but you have no water in the whole house I wish I was better looking __________________ Likes: anal, humiliation, full public, forced oral, unprotected sex, rape fantasy, gangbang, extreme pain, male worship, ass to mouth, hanging wedgies permanent rules: no underwear, not allowed to use condoms, not allowed any birth control pm me 'toothpaste' I will use whole tube on pussy pm me 'hot' I will use hot sauce on pussy both pm dares I wont wash off until bed time

09-03-2016, 03:55 PM	#2622
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, by better looking in the mirror you findout that you are very fat and ugly. I wish it was no bedtime

09-03-2016, 09:50 PM	#2623
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted; you no longer have a bed. Now you call the time when you have to go to sleep "floor time". I wish I had better reign of my thoughts. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

09-03-2016, 09:59 PM	#2624
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. However, you don't control the reins. They are magically twinned to those of Lone Ranger's horse Silver at the season #2 finale aired in 1952 (I am talking about the TV series here, not some pathetic Hollywood remake starring some Depp guy). I wish it would be a glorious sunny day in southern Germany. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-04-2016, 12:29 AM	#2625
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted, but this one day will be compensated by shitty weather for the rest of the year. All the sunny weather will have moved to the Netherlands :-) I wish I'd woken up earlier this morning...so i wasn't late in sending Sir my morning email. __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public