The corrupted wish game. - Page 171

sissiesofmarvel3 · 08-24-2016, 05:51 PM

Granted, but only sardine flavored.

I wish I had a clit instead of a dick.

iSpuds · 08-24-2016, 08:12 PM

*Cuts off your dick and hands you a clit severed from a corpse* There you go!

I wish I had 10 bucks for a good burrito.

sissiesofmarvel3 · 08-24-2016, 08:24 PM

Ten fully grown bucks are now in your home, rummaging through it in search of the good burrito.

I wish for my headache to go away.

pet monkey · 08-24-2016, 08:37 PM

Granted! As the guillotine blade falls you realize you will never have to suffer through a headache again

I wish my cat would stop walking on me when I'm trying to sleep

iSpuds · 08-24-2016, 08:41 PM

Granted! I stole her

I wish I could magically teleport to the toilet so I didn't have to walk there

Runesmith · 08-25-2016, 10:37 AM

Granted. Genie magic teleports you to the toilet inside the restaurant at the end of the universe. There is no door, and no reverse teleporter. Have fun.

I wish I had a bag of chips right now.

LitDarkness · 08-25-2016, 11:46 AM

Granted but the chips are stale.

It wishes it knew what to wish for.

Runesmith · 08-25-2016, 12:00 PM

Granted. Now it knows what to wish fo, but it just used up the only wish it had, didn't it?

I wish tomorrow wouldn't be as hot as today.

LitDarkness · 08-25-2016, 12:14 PM

Granted it hits below 0.

It wishes Sir was smarter.

See it had another wish.

sissiesofmarvel3 · 08-25-2016, 07:18 PM

The genie thinks that you are referring to him by Sir. The genie is now smarter and even better at twisting your wishes.

I wish for the chance to give a blowjob.

Runesmith · 08-25-2016, 09:27 PM

Granted. You get 1: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of giving a blow job.

I wish there were no spammers on the internet.

iSpuds · 08-26-2016, 07:10 AM

Granted. The spammers have packed up their internet shtick and started spamming IRL. Now every letter you get in the mail, every TV ad you see, and every newspaper you read is rife with spam selling bogus offers or asking you to rate their dick.

I wish I had a lady in waiting who was really good at styling my hair.

Runesmith · 08-27-2016, 12:41 AM

Granted, but she moves at the speed of a narcotized sloth. So it takes about 11.3 days to do your hair, on a good hair day.

I wish I had time to play Fallout 4.

sissiesofmarvel3 · 08-29-2016, 04:17 PM

Granted, but your hard drive crashes on your console making it inoperable. By the time you get it fixed, you no longer have time to play.

I wish I had a bigger cock.

pet monkey · 08-29-2016, 06:33 PM

Granted

I wish I had more Lego sets

08-24-2016, 08:12 PM	#2552
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Cuts off your dick and hands you a clit severed from a corpse There you go! I wish I had 10 bucks for a good burrito. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

08-24-2016, 08:37 PM	#2554
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Granted! As the guillotine blade falls you realize you will never have to suffer through a headache again I wish my cat would stop walking on me when I'm trying to sleep __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

08-24-2016, 08:41 PM	#2555
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted! I stole her I wish I could magically teleport to the toilet so I didn't have to walk there __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

08-25-2016, 10:37 AM	#2556
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. Genie magic teleports you to the toilet inside the restaurant at the end of the universe. There is no door, and no reverse teleporter. Have fun. I wish I had a bag of chips right now. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-25-2016, 11:46 AM	#2557
LitDarkness Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: May 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 6,116 Blog Entries: 289	Granted but the chips are stale. It wishes it knew what to wish for. __________________ M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots.

08-24-2016, 05:51 PM	#2551
sissiesofmarvel3 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: USA Posts: 232 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but only sardine flavored. I wish I had a clit instead of a dick.

08-24-2016, 08:24 PM	#2553
sissiesofmarvel3 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: USA Posts: 232 Blog Entries: 3	Ten fully grown bucks are now in your home, rummaging through it in search of the good burrito. I wish for my headache to go away.

08-25-2016, 12:00 PM	#2558
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. Now it knows what to wish fo, but it just used up the only wish it had, didn't it? I wish tomorrow wouldn't be as hot as today. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-25-2016, 12:14 PM	#2559
LitDarkness Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: May 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 6,116 Blog Entries: 289	Granted it hits below 0. It wishes Sir was smarter. See it had another wish. __________________ M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots.

08-25-2016, 07:18 PM	#2560
sissiesofmarvel3 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: USA Posts: 232 Blog Entries: 3	The genie thinks that you are referring to him by Sir. The genie is now smarter and even better at twisting your wishes. I wish for the chance to give a blowjob.

08-25-2016, 09:27 PM	#2561
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. You get 1: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of giving a blow job. I wish there were no spammers on the internet. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-26-2016, 07:10 AM	#2562
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Granted. The spammers have packed up their internet shtick and started spamming IRL. Now every letter you get in the mail, every TV ad you see, and every newspaper you read is rife with spam selling bogus offers or asking you to rate their dick. I wish I had a lady in waiting who was really good at styling my hair. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

08-27-2016, 12:41 AM	#2563
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted, but she moves at the speed of a narcotized sloth. So it takes about 11.3 days to do your hair, on a good hair day. I wish I had time to play Fallout 4. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

08-29-2016, 04:17 PM	#2564
sissiesofmarvel3 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: USA Posts: 232 Blog Entries: 3	Granted, but your hard drive crashes on your console making it inoperable. By the time you get it fixed, you no longer have time to play. I wish I had a bigger cock.

08-29-2016, 06:33 PM	#2565
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Granted I wish I had more Lego sets __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪