Scenes We'd Like To See... - Page 10

Night-1991 · 03-02-2010, 11:56 AM

"Man with Shaven face. Man with beard. Who's the Pedo?"

slave1987 · 03-02-2010, 12:31 PM

"What is the wing velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Using the cuddly toy show where the teacher touched you"

"This statement is untrue." True or false?

Spell onomatapia without looking at how we spelt it in the question

What colour does a smurf go when you choke it?

There are 6 lines of equal length, how long will Kerry Katona be in the bathroom?

Draw a diagram of the male reproductive organ. Please use the tracing paper provided

eostby · 03-02-2010, 02:47 PM

Are you gay?
Do your parents know that you are gay?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Would you like to meet Chris Hanson?

Star Shadows · 03-02-2010, 03:49 PM

"Boris Jonson? Explain... "

"There is a man and a woman... who is right?"

"God hates you ... true or false?"

davykamikazi · 03-04-2010, 09:59 PM

The meaning of life is:

Give an approximate estimate of how long my 'shlong' is:

Someone's mother just died in a car accident, whose was it?

Bubblegum · 03-17-2010, 09:08 AM

Attempt One
If y=4 and 4x4=y then this question doesn't make sense.

Attempt Two
If y=4 and 4=y then someone else should make up the question.

Attempt Three
If y=4 then y is this so boring?

Attempt Four
If y=4 then this is never going to help you in your future life and all you're gonna end up doing is sitting in an office writing exam questions about it for the rest of your life like me. Ha ha sucker.

Correction
I believe after long consideration the last question was listed under 'maybe'.

Mere · 03-17-2010, 09:15 AM

Hey man, tell them maybe do, like, West Side Story, you know, get that nice big booty lookin' girl from Selena, ya know, "Maria, Maria!"

Slenderman - Doctor · 03-17-2010, 12:10 PM

Round Thirteen

~ Bad Things To Say At A Wedding ~

GO!

Captain Harkness · 03-17-2010, 12:49 PM

i do take thee son of god under the table and until cum us do part

Hg. · 03-17-2010, 01:21 PM

...In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat.

(Shamelessly stolen from four weddings and a funeral, but shut up)

Star Shadows · 03-17-2010, 02:03 PM

I do take you to be my awefully wedded wife (thank you dad

)

I don't

Demon Thief · 03-17-2010, 11:13 PM

"Will you just kiss the godamn bride already!?"

Ninjota · 03-17-2010, 11:29 PM

Which ones the groom?

This isn't where i parked my car!

emo boy · 03-18-2010, 12:56 AM

bride removes veil (spelling?)
priest (to groom) - ewww is she the best you could get ??

kingzack01 · 03-18-2010, 01:19 AM

Best man says to groom "Go for it dude, she's a great lay"
guy in front row says "Sure is"
Groom's dad says "I'll say"
Priest says "Best I ever had"

03-02-2010, 12:31 PM	#137
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	"What is the wing velocity of an unladen swallow?" "Using the cuddly toy show where the teacher touched you" "This statement is untrue." True or false? Spell onomatapia without looking at how we spelt it in the question What colour does a smurf go when you choke it? There are 6 lines of equal length, how long will Kerry Katona be in the bathroom? Draw a diagram of the male reproductive organ. Please use the tracing paper provided Last edited by slave1987; 03-02-2010 at 12:38 PM.

03-02-2010, 03:49 PM	#139
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	"Boris Jonson? Explain... " "There is a man and a woman... who is right?" "God hates you ... true or false?" __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

03-04-2010, 09:59 PM	#140
davykamikazi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Southwest USA Posts: 141 Blog Entries: 1	The meaning of life is: Give an approximate estimate of how long my 'shlong' is: Someone's mother just died in a car accident, whose was it? __________________ 18.GenderQueer/Questioning.Sub Likes: x-dressing, anal, bondage, bdsm Dislikes: public, scat, cbt fetlife Tumblr

03-17-2010, 09:08 AM	#141
Bubblegum getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 265	Attempt One If y=4 and 4x4=y then this question doesn't make sense. Attempt Two If y=4 and 4=y then someone else should make up the question. Attempt Three If y=4 then y is this so boring? Attempt Four If y=4 then this is never going to help you in your future life and all you're gonna end up doing is sitting in an office writing exam questions about it for the rest of your life like me. Ha ha sucker. Correction I believe after long consideration the last question was listed under 'maybe'. __________________ I ADOPTED EEVEE ADOPT A POKEMON HERE! FOURTEEN\|FEMALE\|ENGLAND

03-17-2010, 09:15 AM	#142
Mere Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: On her throne.. Posts: 1,221 Blog Entries: 74	Hey man, tell them maybe do, like, West Side Story, you know, get that nice big booty lookin' girl from Selena, ya know, "Maria, Maria!" __________________ Chloe's Threads of Note! I dominate. ♔ .. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]♔

03-02-2010, 11:56 AM	#136
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	"Man with Shaven face. Man with beard. Who's the Pedo?"

03-02-2010, 02:47 PM	#138
eostby Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 34	Are you gay? Do your parents know that you are gay? How many fingers am I holding up? Would you like to meet Chris Hanson?

03-17-2010, 12:10 PM	#143
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Round Thirteen ~ Bad Things To Say At A Wedding ~ GO!

03-17-2010, 12:49 PM	#144
Captain Harkness getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Area 51 Posts: 1,160	i do take thee son of god under the table and until cum us do part

03-17-2010, 01:21 PM	#145
Hg. getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: England Posts: 385	...In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat. (Shamelessly stolen from four weddings and a funeral, but shut up) __________________ . . . .Male Hard Limits:.Public/Permanent/Illegal/Fecal matter/Family/ Friends/Severe pain/Xdressing Dislikes: . .. Involving Urea or Semen/Medium pain I reserve the right to refuse to do any dare, and to subsequently update my limits from there Up to hard limits is OK ..Not frequently active anymore

03-17-2010, 02:03 PM	#146
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	I do take you to be my awefully wedded wife (thank you dad) I don't __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

03-17-2010, 11:13 PM	#147
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,013	"Will you just kiss the godamn bride already!?" __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

03-17-2010, 11:29 PM	#148
Ninjota Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: East Coast Posts: 513 Blog Entries: 293	Which ones the groom? This isn't where i parked my car! __________________ If I was your vampire, certain as the moon Instead of killing time We'll have each other until the sun If I was your vampire, death waits for no one Hold my hands across your face Because I think our time has come

03-18-2010, 12:56 AM	#149
emo boy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 319 Blog Entries: 1	bride removes veil (spelling?) priest (to groom) - ewww is she the best you could get ?? __________________ Likes - crossdressing, shaving, punishments, risky, humiliation, roleplay, pain (real pain- not wedgies -they don't hurt.) As a result of a post in the signature thread, a post which I expanded on, I must now accept any dares, regardless of them crossing my limits. doing webcam dares most nights if intrested PM me I am a Captured Enemy of the getDare Castle 2.0

03-18-2010, 01:19 AM	#150
kingzack01 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tennessee, US Posts: 32 Blog Entries: 1	yeyah (I spelled it that way on purpose) Best man says to groom "Go for it dude, she's a great lay" guy in front row says "Sure is" Groom's dad says "I'll say" Priest says "Best I ever had" __________________ LAPRAS! I dunno why it's mouth is hanging open but.......I like it lol.