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Scenes We'd Like To See...
Round One ~ Unlikely lines to hear in a Hollywood blockbuster ~ GO! :D |
"Mission ... impossible? Let's not bother."
"E ... T ... speed-dial" "The name's Bond. Yeah, just Bond." |
"Let's make love on the back of a killer whale at SeaWorld"
"No, let's not." "Aww." "Let's do it on a shark!" |
(Hehe OMG I (L) scenes we'd like to see!! Mock the week for the win)
"Robert Patinson that was brilliant acting" "Nemo where the hell have you been" "This film has been given a certificate NOBODY due to strong robert pattinsonness unsuitable for public viewing," "NO luke don't use the force turn it off and then back on again! that'll fix it" (L)(L) Mock the week & Russel Howard |
"Huh? The ship almost hit an iceberg but miraculously missed it at the last minute thanks to interference by an alien spaceship? Well imagine that...good to know..."
March Hare: "Hey Alice...what do you say that we throw a tea party tonight and I can Mad your Hatter." "I'll be back...I think. I have a lot of errands to run today and the kids have this recital tonight...oh, and not to mention the car problems I've been having. Actually, can you do next Tuesday? That'd work MUCH better for me." "Come in me if you wanna live" "Isn't it 'Come With Me'"? "I know what I said." |
another summers day has come and gone away, in paris and rome but ET go home!
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"Seen as you are just 2 days away from retirement officer, why don't you just stay here and do some paperwork, and we'll give the homocidal new partner to Gary."
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Kirk: "CAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
McCoy: "What in blazes are you doing, Jim?!" Kirk: "Bones! I... can't open... this CAAAAAAAAAN... of tuna. What kind... of captain can't... open his own... tuna?!" www.khaaan.com |
"We're gonna need a bigger boat.... a yacht maybe, or a cruise ship may be good."
"Your a Wizard Harry" "I am?" "Nope, just screwing with you!" "Please Sir, can I have some more?" "More!?....Help yourself!!" |
"You...killed the Wicked Witch! YOU KILLED THE WICKED WITCH! She was like a second mother to us! YOU BITCH!!! EVERYONE, GRAB THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES, THIS DAMN GIRL GONNA DIE!"
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Luke, I ... am ... your ... second uncle twice removed on your mother's side.
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"Say hello to my little friend, well,
he's more of an acquaintance, or you could just say a friend of a friend. I don't like him much, I'm taking him around as a favour." |
Round Two ~ Things you wouldn't like to hear in hospital ~ GO! :D |
"Ohhhh, it was you who wanted the sex change operation!"
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"The amputation was quick and clean, you should be out of here soon"
"But..I came in for a check up" "Don’t worry, I’ll remember how to do it...Okay...think back to that episode of Scrubs." "Let's look on the bright side, at least his wife won’t have to worry about getting pregnant now." |
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