asslvr's ama... not normal of course

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by jlstockton25

Right or left handed?
I am right handed.

How much sleep do you require a night to be happy?
I would like to get 7-8 hrs but that rarely happens... it's more like 5-6hrs which I am used to..

Favorite music artist/group?
that is a tough one, I like so much different music lets go with... the doors

Favorite thread here?
there has been a few for sure, but right now I have to go with my butterfly's ama, which can be found HERE

Favorite thing you've done with your sub?
wow... thinking back, there are a lot! But I have to say my favorite thing to do is just laying in bed talking about nothing, its just so comfortable

Sorry for the exceptionally unoriginal questions, my brain isn't working!

Your questions are fine, and can't wait to see what you choose!
Congrats on post 60

[groen]

did you read butterfly a bedtime story yet ? if so what was the first one ?
earlier in the thread butterfly asked if she got you to blush back then the answer was no is that still the case ?
if she did make you blush what happened ?
if you think about butterfly what are the first 10 words that pop up in your mind ?

which color would you be if you were one and why ?
which animal do you think represents you and your character the most and why ?
do you have a special music song that means something to you ? what is it ? and why (if that isn’t to personal ) ?

does the fact that you go and visit butterfly this time instead off the other way around change anything for you ?
are you more or less nervous because it’s the second time ? and how about more or less excited ?
what are the top 3 vanilla things you are looking forward to during your visit ? and non-vanilla ?

what is your favorite holiday and why ?
what is your favorite Canadian tradition ?
if you got one Christmas wish what would it be ?

I wish both off you even a better time than you did the first time but that shouldn’t be a problem right?
butterfly keeps telling me it’s the best side

Ps: don’t eat too much cookies butterfly should still be able to tie you to the bed when you want to leave

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by groen

did you read butterfly a bedtime story yet ? if so what was the first one ?
yes I did! It was called the dragon and the butterfly

earlier in the thread butterfly asked if she got you to blush back then the answer was no is that still the case ?
no.. she got me to blush.
if she did make you blush what happened ?
It was while describing something I would like her to do to me

if you think about butterfly what are the first 10 words that pop up in your mind ?
cute, sweet, adorable, sexy, funny, smart, loyal, stubborn, amazing, mine!

which color would you be if you were one and why ?
I would be silver.. it's a nice strong color.

which animal do you think represents you and your character the most and why ?
I would say wolf, it can be both solitary and social, It is smart and i like them.. hehe..

do you have a special music song that means something to you ? what is it ? and why (if that isn’t to personal ) ?
Building a mystery by Sarah McLachlan
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zWxzM9_gEo0
It has some personal meaning to me and I just think its a beautiful song.


does the fact that you go and visit butterfly this time instead off the other way around change anything for you ?
A bit yes.. I will be meeting some of her family which I'm a little nervous about but otherwise I am so very excited

are you more or less nervous because it’s the second time ? and how about more or less excited ?
about the same i think
what are the top 3 vanilla things you are looking forward to during your visit ? and non-vanilla ?
sight seeing, a movie, meeting her family.
Tying her up... her tying me up... shower.


what is your favorite holiday and why ?
Christmas because of family

what is your favorite Canadian tradition ?
Canada day! It is a summer holiday here.

if you got one Christmas wish what would it be ?
to be with butterfly for Christmas

I wish both off you even a better time than you did the first time but that shouldn’t be a problem right? no problem!
butterfly keeps telling me it’s the best side
my side really is the best!! You should come and see! I will even give you a tour

Ps: don’t eat too much cookies butterfly should still be able to tie you to the bed when you want to leave

I will try not to eat too many cookies (no promises)
I wish i didn't have to leave!!

[SweetTeen]

Is your right hand on the mouse at the moment?

Favorite messenger?

How much experience do you have with petplay either side?

Favorite kink of yours?

Does an edge bank suck?(YES)

Do you think a 4 way competition sucks?(YES)

^_^

[Butterfly]

1. If you had to choose between letting me, or monkey man cum, who would you choose?
2. You or monkey man?
3. Me or you?
4. How do you feel about being forced to watched FRIENDS?
5. What are you willing to bet in the competition on Sunday?
6. What rule do you miss the most?
7. What is your favorite blog post that I have written to date?
8. What is your favorite task or thing we have done with Colo?
9. What is your favorite pet name I have called you?
10. What makes you feel better when you are grumpy?
11. Would you let me throw socks at you?
12. I can't think of any more questions ...

[pet monkey]

1. You do want to let me cum eventually right?
2. Are you enjoying our fun?
3. How do you feel about our new game?
4. Me + cum .. how about it?
5. What is your favorite part about being in control completely while Miss Butterfly is off?
6. Do you think I'm horny enough yet?
7. Can you dance?
8. What is your favorite song?

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

Is your right hand on the mouse at the moment?
No, my job is a lot more... hands on. I don't use a computer too much at work, only when I have to.

Favorite messenger?
I use both kik and line a lot, both have their advantages but I am leaning towards line.

How much experience do you have with petplay either side?
Not a lot, well zero as far as me being a pet, but I have tried some kitty play with one person and ya, it was kinda fun

Favorite kink of yours?
My favorite kink... hmm it's tough to pick one! I have to say anal play both giving and recieving, yes my stupid username does still have a little pertanance.

Does an edge bank suck?(YES)
I haven't been on the recieving end of an edge bank per say... but I really think you are going to like it

Do you think a 4 way competition sucks?(YES)


^_^

Actually I really like the 4 way competition idea! Depending on the competition, I think it could be a lot of fun!! But.. it would really have to be all in fun, not serious at all and something we all can do and like.

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by asslvr's.butterfly

1. If you had to choose between letting me, or monkey man cum, who would you choose?
I would have to choose you sweetie, our monkey isn't ready to cum yet

2. You or monkey man?
I would have to say.... me (see above)

3. Me or you?
I would pick you, we both love it when you cum, sooo worth it

4. How do you feel about being forced to watched FRIENDS?
I don't mind it too much, it's a good show and I have incentive.

5. What are you willing to bet in the competition on Sunday?
Hmmm I am kinda thinking I will be lucky to have a 50/50 chance sooo.. a week denial would be max!

6. What rule do you miss the most?
I miss having control of your orgasms, that feeling of control, knowing when and how you pleased yourself and when you did, even if I wasn't with you or talking to you, I had a part in it. This is a very close one, but honestly, I miss that feeling.

7. What is your favorite blog post that I have written to date?
You have written so many blogs that have warmed my heart, made me proud, turned me on, even made me cry... but my favorite is your transformation blog, I know we talked a lot about it before you wrote it, but it still gave me such a feeling of pride in you for how much you have grown. A close second... our join blogs, I loved doing those and hope we can do more!

8. What is your favorite task or thing we have done with Colo?
Definitely the game we played the other night... I think that's up there for all three of us!

9. What is your favorite pet name I have called you?
My wonderful man

10. What makes you feel better when you are grumpy?
This one is easy... simply hearing your voice.

11. Would you let me throw socks at you?
Yes absolutely! They wouldn't hurt and I'm sure you would enjoy it

12. I can't think of any more questions ...

Thank you for the questions sweetie♡

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by colosubguy

1. You do want to let me cum eventually right?
Yes of course.... but... not for a while

2. Are you enjoying our fun?
Yes absolutely! Things have been a little new for me and obviously tough in other ways, but you make me smile and laugh every single day. You make me proud and I love how hard you work to please me and Butterfly!

3. How do you feel about our new game?
Hehe... I think you know all three of us love it!!!

4. Me + cum .. how about it?
Hmm how to interpret this... I think you plus your cum all over yourself??? Hmm maybe soon... if you ever finish all your edges!

5. What is your favorite part about being in control completely while Miss Butterfly is off?
I think my favorite part has been getting to know you better, also learning what I am comfortable with and really just feeling a whole lot better about our dynamic.

6. Do you think I'm horny enough yet?
Nope... a good monkey can always be hornier!

7. Can you dance?
I can... I'm not going to be on dancing with the stars any time soon... but I can in a pinch.

8. What is your favorite song?

My favorite song... I have way too many... I really don't think I can pick just one

[Butterfly]

1) If you could choose a new user name what would it be?
2) How old are you?
3) Whats your Birthday?
4) What starsign does that make it?
5) Whats your favourite colour?
6) Whats your lucky number?
7) Do you have any pets?
8) Where are you from?
9) How tall are you?
10) What shoe size are you?
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
14) and what would your hero name be?
15) and what outfit would you wear?
16) What was your last dream about?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
20) What talents do you have?
21) Can you juggle?
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
24) Are you psychic in any way?
25) Are you a good dancer?
26) Are you a good singer?
27) Are you a good cook?
28) Are you a good artist?
29) Are you a good listener?
30) Are you a good public speaker?
31) Are you a good babysitter?
32) Are you a good mechanic?
33) Are you a good diplomat?
34) Are you a good employee?
35) Are you a good dresser?
36) Are you a good swimmer?
37) Are you a good skier?
38) Are you a good lover?
39) Are you a good musician?
40) Are you a good comedian?
41) Are you a good cleaner?
42) Are you a good actor?
43) Are you a good writer?
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
48) What was your favourite holiday?
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
50) Can you tap dance?
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?
52) Whats your favourite sport?
53) Whats your favourite food?
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
55) Whats your favourite film?
56) Whats your favourite song?
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
59) Whats your favourite TV program?
60) Whats your favourite boyband?
61) Whats your favourite girl group?
62) What would be your ideal partner?
63) Do you want children?
64) Do you want a church wedding?
65) Are you religious?
66) Do you like reality TV programs?
67) Do you like TV talent shows?
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
70) How many hats do you own?
71) Are you any good at pool?
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
75) Have you ever been on TV?
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?
78) Have you ever done something heroic?
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
81) What would be your best achievement to date?
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
84) Have you ever built a snowman?
85) Have you ever been sledging?
86) Have you ever flown a kite?
87) What colour socks are you wearing?
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
89) Have you ever been famous?
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?
92) How big is your TV?
93) What is your most essential appliance?
94) What type of music do you like?
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?
97) What position do you often sleep in?
98) What do you wear to bed?
99) How big is your house?
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
102) Do you like scary movies?
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
107) Have you ever tried archery?
108) Whats your favourite condement?
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
111) Whats your least favourite word?
112) What was the last film you saw?
113) What football team do you support?
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
116) Do you have any scars?
117) Do you like marmite?
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
123) Are you scared of flying?
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
127) Are you reliable?
128) Are you proud of yourself?
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
131) Do you hold grudges?
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

1) If you could choose a new user name what would it be?
Mr. Devious
2) How old are you?
40
3) Whats your Birthday?
January
4) What starsign does that make it?
Capricorn
5) Whats your favourite colour?
blue
6) Whats your lucky number?
20
7) Do you have any pets?
2 pasta cats
8) Where are you from?
canada
9) How tall are you?
5'11"
10) What shoe size are you?
9.5 us
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
6 I think
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
there are a lot but I would start with tac changes for rich people
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
I would want to fly
14) and what would your hero name be?
I dunno... flyguy
15) and what outfit would you wear?
a cape for sure!
16) What was your last dream about?
I only ever remember bits and pieces
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
go on vacation and buy a house
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
yes for sure
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
ferry
20) What talents do you have?
I'm mechanically inclined
21) Can you juggle?
no
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
no
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
no
24) Are you psychic in any way?
I get really weird dejavu a lot so maybe
25) Are you a good dancer?
yes ask butterfly
26) Are you a good singer?
no
27) Are you a good cook?
I think so
28) Are you a good artist?
no
29) Are you a good listener?
umm not really
30) Are you a good public speaker?
only if I have to
31) Are you a good babysitter?
no
32) Are you a good mechanic?
yes
33) Are you a good diplomat?
yes
34) Are you a good employee?
yes
35) Are you a good dresser?
sometimes
36) Are you a good swimmer?
I'm ok
37) Are you a good skier?
no
38) Are you a good lover?
I hope so
39) Are you a good musician?
no
40) Are you a good comedian?
no
41) Are you a good cleaner?
no
42) Are you a good actor?
yes
43) Are you a good writer?
I'm ok I think
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
no
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
yes
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
I like the beach or camping
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
only maybe 3000 or 4000kms
48) What was your favourite holiday?
a trip to mexico
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
a year around the world
50) Can you tap dance?
no
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?
monkeys
52) Whats your favourite sport?
golf or hockey
53) Whats your favourite food?
steak
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
cheese
55) Whats your favourite film?
star wars I guess
56) Whats your favourite song?
don't really habe one
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?
beer
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?
coffee
59) Whats your favourite TV program?
golf
60) Whats your favourite boyband?
ewwww
61) Whats your favourite girl group?
dunno
62) What would be your ideal partner?
a butterfly
63) Do you want children?
yes
64) Do you want a church wedding?
no
65) Are you religious?
no
66) Do you like reality TV programs?
yes
67) Do you like TV talent shows?
yes
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?
captain hook from once upon a time
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
the numbers on a lottery ticket
70) How many hats do you own?
lots
71) Are you any good at pool?
yes pretty good
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?
a high diving board
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
yes
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
maybe...
75) Have you ever been on TV?
don't think so
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?
no
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?
no
78) Have you ever done something heroic?
I don't think so
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?
yes
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?
yes
81) What would be your best achievement to date?
marrying my butterfly
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?
shower
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?
towel
84) Have you ever built a snowman?
yes
85) Have you ever been sledging?
no
86) Have you ever flown a kite?
yes
87) What colour socks are you wearing?
white
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
I would have to see more of the world to choose
89) Have you ever been famous?
no
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?
sure
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?
yes
92) How big is your TV?
42 inch
93) What is your most essential appliance?
coffee maker
94) What type of music do you like?
rock
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?
no
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?
3
97) What position do you often sleep in?
on my side
98) What do you wear to bed?
t-shirt and boxers
99) How big is your house?
not very
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunset
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?
coffee
102) Do you like scary movies?
not really
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?
vanilla
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
yes
105) How long can you balance on one foot?
a very long time
106) Have you ever fired a gun?
yes
107) Have you ever tried archery?
yes
108) Whats your favourite condement?
mustard
109) Whats your favourite clean word?
love
110) Whats your favourite swear word?
I don't swear... hehe
111) Whats your least favourite word?
don't want to say it
112) What was the last film you saw?
keeping up with the joneses
113) What football team do you support?
none
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?
almost 2 days 42 hrs I think
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?
cn tower or space needle
116) Do you have any scars?
yes
117) Do you like marmite?
ewwww
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?
yes I was a long distance runner
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?
hockey player
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
nothing
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?
maybe 6 inches
123) Are you scared of flying?
no
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?no I think I'm good
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
yes
126) How often do you buy new clothes?
not very only when I have to
127) Are you reliable?
yes
128) Are you proud of yourself?
yes
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer
yes
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
what we're the lotto numbers on x dsy
131) Do you hold grudges?
no
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?

human and cat... meow. I think it would be cool and maybe sexy

[Jaro]

Hey I see you have one of these too!

Are you still open to receiving questions here?

[Mr. Devious]

I suppose I am.

[Jaro]

At least I don't have to give you a huge amount of questions.

1. How many grapes do you think you could fit into your ass?
2. Do you like wine? If so, what kind?
3. Do you like any other alcoholic beverages. If so, what kind?
4. Which is your favorite fruit?
5. Which is your least favorite fruit?
6. What time do you usually go to bed?
7. What time do you usually wake up?
8. If you could change your username, would you?
9. If so, what would you change it to?
10. Why did you initially sign up on getDare?

[-JadeMynx-]

Cupcakes or doughnuts?

If you could make one thing about yourself shorter what would it be?

Would you rather be a dragon or a phoenix?

Def, dumb or blind?

Do you remember a user by the name of NekoKass/BrokenWings?