Zombie apocalypse

[Mumbles91]

So I'm really bored at work and starting thinking of this.

Does anyone believe it could happen? Is anyone prepared?

What's your plan if this was to happen. Where would you go, who would you take, what would be your weapon of choice? Or.. Would you want to be a zombie?

Who would wield a whip or a cane rather than a shotgun?

[Saddi]

Did you start this thread just to find out my plan?
Shameful.



Yes I have a master plan of what I will do when the zombie apocalypse happens.
No I'm not sharing it.

I would definitely go for a machete type weapon attached to a shotgun, so I could shoot if absolutely necessary.

However, I would very much like to go through it with this man:

[Gajr]

It would turn BDSM lethal as opposed to just fun :P

In terms of mass extinctions... It will probably come from antibiotic resistance and stuff like that, rather than a zombie apocolypse...

[An_Jon]

If you don't have a plan by now, then I pity you. My plan is to get naked and lay in my bed, that'll repel the female zombies.

As for the male ones, they're more tricky. If I look pleased to see them, and blow them some kisses, then about 65% of them will be scared away. The final 35% of male zombies are trickier.

Obviously, now that I've been blowing kisses to the male zombies the gay/bi zombies will be more attracted to me. If I tell them that I have a headache, and 'not tonight dear' then about 30% will respect my decision and move on.

I reckon I could take the remaining 5% if it came to a fight. Bring it on.

[CunningLinguist]

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the vast majority of the human population would be dead/zombies. The sheer odds of surviving the outbreak, and the looting, and the murdering, are slim to nothing. But your best bet, I think,would be to move away from populated areas and isolate yourself from zombies and other humans alike. Live off the land and scavenging supplies without staying in one place for too long. But i would probably (statistically) die in the beginning anyway, so it doesn't really matter...

[inflamio]

Originally Posted by CunningLinguist

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the vast majority of the human population would be dead/zombies. The sheer odds of surviving the outbreak, and the looting, and the murdering, are slim to nothing. But your best bet, I think,would be to move away from populated areas and isolate yourself from zombies and other humans alike. Live off the land and scavenging supplies without staying in one place for too long. But i would probably (statistically) die in the beginning anyway, so it doesn't really matter...

This is pretty much my plan, hope I get lucky and survive long enough to escape to the country - although knowing me I'll probably die from not a zombie :P If I survive long enough and find any survivors eventually we could build a stronghold but the chances of that are so slim it's not even worth thinking about.

Although as also previously said, a resistant strain of bacteria is probably going to kill us off

[Mumbles91]

Originally Posted by An_Jon

If you don't have a plan by now, then I pity you. My plan is to get naked and lay in my bed, that'll repel the female zombies.

As for the male ones, they're more tricky. If I look pleased to see them, and blow them some kisses, then about 65% of them will be scared away. The final 35% of male zombies are trickier.

Obviously, now that I've been blowing kisses to the male zombies the gay/bi zombies will be more attracted to me. If I tell them that I have a headache, and 'not tonight dear' then about 30% will respect my decision and move on.

I reckon I could take the remaining 5% if it came to a fight. Bring it on.

That is the best plan I have ever heard!! You would certainly survive I may even add this somewhere into my plan to survive the initial outbreak!

[like to be cruel]

we should build a group of (potential) survivors

you need:

CLOTHES:
- Motorcycle Clothes,
thick leather will save you from bites and let you still move quick

WEAPONS:
- Your hopefully trained body
- Katana, melee weapons are the best to choose. everybody needs one
- Bow/Crossbow, silent and deadly, make own ammu(arrows)
- Knife, mostly as tool
- Handgun, just to quit yourself if needed.

SUPPLIES:
- Water
- Medics
- Compass
- trustworthy friends

if that is to much for you just hire mishonne

[forrest.livingston8]

Assuming anyone is still actively interested in this topic, especially you horny potatoes, here is a useful article detailing the smallest number of people needed to retain a stable population: http://www.newscientist.com/article/...l#.U8a1mo2gFSE