Ask a Monkey anything...

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 11:44 AM

Hello!

I am (re)creating my AMA thread with a couple of bonuses, as requested by a certain Butterfly and Devious one.

For every post I will edge once.

Every 20th poster (so post 20, 40 60, etc...), with the exception of me, of course, will get to assign me a custom edge which, pending approval by Miss Butterfly and/or asslvr I will do and send a report.

So, really what are you waiting for, you know the rules... ask something, I'd love to answer.

Message from Miss Butterfly: You cannot make more than one post in a row (other than colosubguy). Somebody else must have made a post after you, before your post will be counted again. This will prevent people from spamming the ama to build up edges. Thank you all for your help and support and we can't wait to see who the lucky custom edge posters will be.

Mr. Devious · 01-19-2015, 05:55 PM

Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!!

Figured I would get you started

How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game?

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by asslvr

Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!!

Figured I would get you started

How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game?

Well, I'm not sure how many reductions I got today. So I'm guessing around 1.5 to 2 weeks?

Mr. Devious · 01-19-2015, 05:55 PM

Did we make it too easy on you?

Mr. Devious · 01-19-2015, 05:56 PM

Did we make it too hard?

Mr. Devious · 01-19-2015, 05:56 PM

What is your favorite reduction task?

Mr. Devious · 01-19-2015, 05:57 PM

What is your least favorite reduction task?

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by asslvr

What is your least favorite reduction task?

Two words: Rubber Band

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by asslvr

What is your favorite reduction task?

I would have to say my favorite reduction task is going to be Sunday's daily task.

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by asslvr

Did we make it too hard?

This is an easy answer, no, you did not make it too hard.

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by asslvr

Did we make it too easy on you?

*WARNING WILL ROBINSON*

*IT'S A TRAP*

I don't like this question. You know the little guy's gonna wanna answer! Right now ... Ok Ok ...

The little guy says maybe yes .. the big brain reserves judgement until I see how a couple of days with reductions go.

eivins · 01-19-2015, 06:46 PM

1. What's your favorite flower?
2. What's the longest your hair has ever been?
3. Do you feel old?
4. Aliens?
5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly!
6. Favorite number?

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by eivins

1. What's your favorite flower?
I would have to say it is the Night-blooming_cereus It seems like such a rare, tragic, beautiful flower.
2. What's the longest your hair has ever been?
Somewhere between my shoulder blades and mid back was the longest I ever had it. One day I decided it was enough, went to get it cut and donated it all to Locks of Love. I keep it short now
3. Do you feel old?
No, I don't. As a matter of fact, every time I think of how long ago something happened I go into mini shock, because it doesn't seem like I've been around that long.
4. Aliens?
Yes, and I'm still waiting for them to come back and pick me up
5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly!
Our first chat room game (which also, coincidentally, was my first chance to have an orgasm with her. I didn't succeed, but I loved loved LOVED the game
6. Favorite number?

My favorite number is 7.

Komodo Jones · 01-19-2015, 09:54 PM

Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway...

1) What's your favorite movie?
2) What's your favorite book?
3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)?
4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least?
5) How did you get into BDSM?
6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions

pet monkey · 01-19-2015, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Komodo Jones

Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway...

1) What's your favorite movie?
Princess Bride
2) What's your favorite book?
Anything in the 'Wheel of Time' series
3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Quit college, multiple times
3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)?
I was 'the other guy' in someone else's relationship
4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least?
That there is no training required to be on it. I would think someone somewhere should provide at least a basic training course. It's so important in today's world to be knowledgeable about it. There's so many people trying to scam you and people not being educated is their biggest weapon
5) How did you get into BDSM?
It is something that has intrigued me forever. I don't see it as something 'I got into' rather it's something that's been in me forever.
6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions

Wait he hasn't been kicked off yet? How many letters do I need to write?
But seriously, I think you're cool, I've read a lot of yours (and more recently Alexis') blogs and really admire you both.

01-19-2015, 11:44 AM	#1
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Ask a Monkey anything... Hello! I am (re)creating my AMA thread with a couple of bonuses, as requested by a certain Butterfly and Devious one. For every post I will edge once. Every 20th poster (so post 20, 40 60, etc...), with the exception of me, of course, will get to assign me a custom edge which, pending approval by Miss Butterfly and/or asslvr I will do and send a report. So, really what are you waiting for, you know the rules... ask something, I'd love to answer. Message from Miss Butterfly: You cannot make more than one post in a row (other than colosubguy). Somebody else must have made a post after you, before your post will be counted again. This will prevent people from spamming the ama to build up edges. Thank you all for your help and support and we can't wait to see who the lucky custom edge posters will be. __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ Last edited by pet monkey; 01-19-2015 at 10:53 PM.

01-19-2015, 05:55 PM	#2
Mr. Devious getDare's Mr. Devious Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 945 Blog Entries: 31	Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!! Figured I would get you started How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game? __________________ Married to my amazing beautiful Butterfly Rure is my cuddleslut Ask me questions!!! Join the unofficial getDare discord Here

01-19-2015, 05:55 PM	#4
Mr. Devious getDare's Mr. Devious Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 945 Blog Entries: 31	Did we make it too easy on you? __________________ Married to my amazing beautiful Butterfly Rure is my cuddleslut Ask me questions!!! Join the unofficial getDare discord Here

01-19-2015, 05:56 PM	#5
Mr. Devious getDare's Mr. Devious Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 945 Blog Entries: 31	Did we make it too hard? __________________ Married to my amazing beautiful Butterfly Rure is my cuddleslut Ask me questions!!! Join the unofficial getDare discord Here

01-19-2015, 05:56 PM	#6
Mr. Devious getDare's Mr. Devious Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 945 Blog Entries: 31	What is your favorite reduction task? __________________ Married to my amazing beautiful Butterfly Rure is my cuddleslut Ask me questions!!! Join the unofficial getDare discord Here

01-19-2015, 05:57 PM	#7
Mr. Devious getDare's Mr. Devious Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 945 Blog Entries: 31	What is your least favorite reduction task? __________________ Married to my amazing beautiful Butterfly Rure is my cuddleslut Ask me questions!!! Join the unofficial getDare discord Here

01-19-2015, 06:46 PM	#12
eivins getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 301	1. What's your favorite flower? 2. What's the longest your hair has ever been? 3. Do you feel old? 4. Aliens? 5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly! 6. Favorite number?

01-19-2015, 09:54 PM	#14
Komodo Jones getDare Succubus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in your fantasies...it's ok you can admit it Posts: 1,755 Blog Entries: 97	Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway... 1) What's your favorite movie? 2) What's your favorite book? 3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? 3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)? 4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least? 5) How did you get into BDSM? 6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions __________________ KJ 38/male/partially bi/switch D/s Status: Protector, Dom and Daddy of pixie.dust I love meeting new, nice, smart people. I communicate through Discord mainly. What are my limits/likes/supplies? Click here! Check Out my Literary Works Targeting the Ignored [Fiction] Some Stuff I've Done (Non-Fiction)