16 not-at-all dirty X or Y questions.

[An_Jon]

YOU CANNOT SAY NEITHER OR BOTH - DECIDE!

Please ad your whys, also.

1. Cake or salad?
2. Beaches or Jungle?
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
4. Kill or be killed?
5. Videogames or reading?
6. Films or TV shows?
7. Have no arms or no legs?
8. have no fingers or no toes?
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
12. Batman or Superman?
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)

[messysissy]

1. Cake or salad? Cake - because I have a sweet tooth
2. Beaches or Jungle? Beach - there aren't snakes on the beach
3. The sea or a swimming pool? Swimming Pool - Far more relaxing and safer
4. Kill or be killed? Kill - I like living
5. Videogames or reading? Video games - I like reading but video games give you more control over the story, making it more personal.
6. Films or TV shows? TV Shows - There is longer for character development and rely less on cgi an sequels
7. Have no arms or no legs? No legs - I could still play games with my fingers and wheelchair sport
8. have no fingers or no toes? No toes - I need my fingers to work a computer
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind? Tiny IQ - I like being able to see
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.) One Direction - Catchier songs and they're not complete pricks
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade? Police - less dangerous
12. Batman or Superman? Batman - Superman is overpowered
13. Even numbers or odd numbers? Even - no reason
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable? Enjoyable - Love spending time with family and getting drunk with my friends
15. GetDare or Fetlife? Get Dare - I don't have fetlife
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? Coldplay - Raiohead are dull, dull. dull.

[Saddi]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake
Because fuck it.

2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beaches
Id rather have the jungle but I hate bugs.

3. The sea or a swimming pool?
Swimming Pool
Again id rather have the sea but I'm get nervous of what might be in the water. Plus it's normally freezing.

4. Kill or be killed?
Kill
I can think of plenty who deserve it. As long as I get away with it.

5. Videogames or reading?
Videogames
Because I love Mario Kart and COD too much.

6. Films or TV shows?
TV shows
I like finding a great show and losing myself in it for years. Watching the characters grow as I grow and thinking back on it. I get so much more invested in them. But I do looove film.

7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs.
I feel I use my hands more than anything else so it just makes sense.

8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes
As above.

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Blind.
I love when I can teach someone something. Im not a particularly bright cookie but I still like knowing what I know.

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
One Direction.
I actually love them.

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Fire Brigade
I would feel more like I was helping people.

12. Batman or Superman?
BATMAN
Because I love him and have fantasies about him...

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Even
Odd numbers are just bad... although my favourite numbers are 7 and 19... I should rethink this. I haaate the number 23. HATE! So its probably just from that.

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
ENJOYABLE!!!!!!
I love Christmas! ♡

15. GetDare or Fetlife?
Getdare
Fetlife is kinda obnoxious a lot of the time.

16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
Coldplay
Suck it.

[eivins]

1. Cake or salad?
This question is literally killing me. I LOVE cake. But I also LOVE salad.
I'll have to go with salad... actually. Because it makes me feel alive! Now.. if you said cheesecake or salad... or ice cream or salad...
2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beach! I'm just a beach kind of girl. I've also been lost in a jungle...
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
The sea! I adoooore the sea!
4. Kill or be killed?
Be killed.
in most circumstances.. I'd rather be killed.
5. Videogames or reading?
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O
I'll have to go with reading. But this question! Ungh. I feel like I am betraying the brotherhood of Assassins...
6. Films or TV shows?
Film!
7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs. I need my arms! Besides... Look at Amy Purdy!
8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes! Can't play music with no fingers!
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Ungh! Be blind.
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
One Direction? I don't know. They both can suck balls.
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police!
12. Batman or Superman?
:O
They both have crappy movies..
but I guess Batman!
Because... I'm batman!
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Even! Let's make everything even!
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
The MOST enjoyable time of the year!
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
getDare!
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
Um.... Radiohead is the only logical choice here. :P I like Coldplay too though.

[Schwink]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake

2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beach

3. The sea or a swimming pool?
Sea

4. Kill or be killed?
Be killed

5. Videogames or reading?
Video games

6. Films or TV shows?
Films

7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs

8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Be blind

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
Justin Bieber

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police

12. Batman or Superman?
Batman

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Odd

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
Enjoyable

15. GetDare or Fetlife?
GetDare

16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
Coldplay

[justJane]

1. Cake or salad?
I want to say salad, but that would be a lie - Cake!

2. Beaches or Jungle?
Jungle!

3. The sea or a swimming pool?
The Sea! I don't care for swimming in either, but the sea is beautiful.

4. Kill or be killed?
Hmmm, well, if I get to choose who to kill and get away with it - Kill. I would pick someone responsible for a lot of suffering. If it were just going to be some random person, then be killed.

5. Videogames or reading?
If I am by myself, reading. If I am with friends, video games.

6. Films or TV shows?
TV shows, I think, I tend to watch them more often.

7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs

8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Be blind

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
I honestly don't think I've heard either one, but I'll say One Direction because I think they are a band, so probably better.

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police, I'm not fit for the fire brigade.

12. Batman or Superman?
Batman! Bats are cool!

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Odd.

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
Not enjoyable. Maybe I'm going to change my opinion this year.

15. GetDare or Fetlife?
GetDare! Fetlife is more serious and not as much fun.

16. Radiohead or Coldplay?
I like them both, but don't love either. I'm going to go with Coldplay.

[Foxy Rose]

YOU CANNOT SAY NEITHER OR BOTH - DECIDE!

Please ad your whys, also.

1. Cake or salad?

Cake - it's much more moist and can you spread salad all over someone and enjoy it as much?

2. Beaches or Jungle?

Beaches - I hate bugs and creepy crawly things

3. The sea or a swimming pool?

Swimming pool - haven't been in the sea since i was around age 11 for nearly drowning

4. Kill or be killed?

Be killed - I'm no animal

5. Videogames or reading?

Reading - nothing like a nice book to use your imagination

6. Films or TV shows?

TV Shows - nothing like the shows that I watched when I was younger

7. Have no arms or no legs?

No legs - I love hugs

8. have no fingers or no toes?

No fingers - I believe the balance is in your toes

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?

Be blind - since my other senses will be heightened

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)

One Direction - no contest

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?

Work in the police - would love to shoot a mofo with a gun

12. Batman or Superman?

Batman - so much sexier

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?

Even - I have an odd number phobia

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?

Not enjoyable - why stuff your face and struggle for the rest of the year until next year to shed those unwanted kilos (lbs) off. Oh and people have lost the real meaning behind Christmas

15. GetDare or Fetlife?

GetDare - I don't even have a Fetlife account

16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)

Radiohead - old school all the way

[oryan]

1. Cake -I'm American
2. Beaches -Less snakes
3. swimming pool -less sharks
4. Kill -I'd prefer to live
5. reading -I don't feel dumb when I read
6. Films -Most TV shows are garbage
7. No legs- Wheelchairs are fun
8. no toes -I use my fingers more
9. Blind -If I was that dumb I couldn't appreciate what I see
10. Suicide is always an option
11. Fire Brigade- Fuck cops
12. Batman -Superman's way too perfect
13. Odd numbers -idk
14. Enjoyable -Presents
15. GetDare -I dont use fetlife
16. Radiohead -Thom Yorke is the man

[drwarschauu]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake.
I like my vegetables, but I'm not really a salad man.
2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beaches.
Jungles have scary animals hunting you, enormous bugs, stuff like that. I live close to the beach and I love being able to go for a walk at any time!
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
Swimming pool. Because jellyfish.
4. Kill or be killed?
I take it this is a situation where someone is coming at me? I'd kill.
5. Videogames or reading?
Ungh!
Reading.
Videogames.
No. Reading. I choose reading.
Ungh...
6. Films or TV shows?
Films.
I like just being able to dive in and have two hours of enjoyment.
7. Have no arms or no legs?
Have no legs.
I need my arms to play videogames. Oh wait! I gave that up! Nah, I just don't want to be too dependant. Have to stay in control!
8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes.
Same as above!
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Be blind.
What an evil question! Going blind is one of the scariest, most horrible things I can think of. But I would still rather be smart.
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
Justin Bieber.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Fire brigade.
Not as much idiots to deal with and I get to save people out of burning buildings. Awesome!
12. Batman or Superman?
Batman.
He outsmarts anyone, always has a plan. I like that!
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Even numbers.
Because that's just how it should be!
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
Enjoyable.
I get to celebrate with family and have a good time. Yay!
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
getDare.
I don't get fetlife. What am I supposed to do there? This is a better place to chat and meet people!
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
I don't know them. Not big on music. But... I have to pick one, so it's going to be Radiohead. I don't know why!

[lola.fox]

1. Cake or salad?
salad..because i'm not crazy about very many cakes!

2. Beaches or Jungle?
beaches, because i imagine there to be less bugs.

3. The sea or a swimming pool?
the pool, because i always want to shower the moment i get out of the ocean.

4. Kill or be killed?
kill, because i'm a killer queen.

5. Videogames or reading?
reading..because i don't really care about video games.

6. Films or TV shows?
tv shows because i'm more likely to re-watch those.

7. Have no arms or no legs?
have no legs, because i like to pet puppies and hold babies.

8. have no fingers or no toes?
no toes, for the same reason above.

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
have a tiny IQ, at least you can still enjoy all the beautiful sights.

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
oh god, uhhh one direction because i don't know if i've ever heard them before so i'm thankfully still blissfully unaware.

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
police, because i don't like heat.

12. Batman or Superman?
batman, because his costume is cuter.

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
odd numbers, because they're obviously better.

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
SO enjoyable, because i'm sane.

15. GetDare or Fetlife?
getdare, because i like the chat option..though fet has so many pictures to perv on!

16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
radiohead, because i know more of their songs.

[Jah Brother]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake, I ain't no rabbit
2. Beaches or Jungle?
Jungle, never been to one so would be cool
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
The sea, I like beaches better than concrete
4. Kill or be killed?
Be killed, I couldn't live with myself after killing someone
5. Videogames or reading?
Videogames, still a chance for a great story, but more visual. I love to read though.
6. Films or TV shows?
TV shows, Game of Thrones, korra, Breaking Bad, orange is the new black (bondage is the new black, hilarious porn parody) etc.
7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs, I use my arms alot more
8. have no fingers or no toes?
What are toes usefull for anyway?
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Hmm... I think I would rather be blind
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
JB I think... I recall him having one decent song.
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police please, still trying to get in actually
12. Batman or Superman?
Batman, superman is op, and batman got the bitches
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Oddly enough I have no strong feeling for one or the other so I say even
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
It's a great time with family
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
Getdare, I hate alot about it but I don't have Fetlife so yeah
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
How can you even compare those two you creep? Radiohead

[Iodine]

1. Cake or salad?

Cake, because cake is awesome

2. Beaches or Jungle?

Id say a jungle, it just seems much more fun to explore.

3. The sea or a swimming pool?

Swimming pool, because to hell with jelly fish.

4. Kill or be killed?

That depends on the situation, if someone was trying to kill me i would go for the kill option. If it was a situation where I had to kill someone to survive who hasn't attacked me or anything like that id probably go with the die option. I know thats cheating but hey.

5. Videogames or reading?

Videogames, they are just so much more engaging to me.

6. Films or TV shows?

Films, Tv shows tend to drag on alot.

7. Have no arms or no legs?

No legs. Not going into detail as I do not want to seem like im trivialising either one.

8. have no fingers or no toes?

Id prefer no toes.

9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?

Id preffer a small IQ.

10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)

Bieber, because hes probably a cool guy to hang out with.

11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?

Police. Mostly because It seems fun and rewarding.

12. Batman or Superman?

Superman, because damn he is smart and powerful. I honestly haven't gotten why people even class batman in the same tier as him.

13. Even numbers or odd numbers?

While my favourite number is 7, im going to have to go with even. Just because it just seems right.

14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?

Depends on the Christmas, alot of times it ends up being hell on earth for family reasons. On others it is really really fun. I cant really say witch way but I hope its enjoyable if that is enough of a answer.

15. GetDare or Fetlife?

GetDare, it just seems a whole lot more lively.

16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)

Eh I dont really listen to either but if I had to chose id chose Coldplay because clocks sounds awesome.

[LckMeUpPls]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake
2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beaches
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
Swimming Pool
4. Kill or be killed?
Kill
5. Videogames or reading?
Videogames
6. Films or TV shows?
TV shows
7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs
8. have no fingers or no toes?
No toes
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Blind
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
One direction, they don't seem to be as big douchebags as Bieber
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police
12. Batman or Superman?
Batman
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Odd numers
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
Enjoyabale
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
GetDare
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
Radiohead

[Switching]

1. Cake or salad? Cake - Because I dislike salad.
2. Beaches or Jungle? Beaches - Because the jungle is icky (imo).
3. The sea or a swimming pool? Swimming pool - Because I can't swim and at least there are lifegaurds .
4. Kill or be killed? Be killed - I'm selfless like that
5. Videogames or reading? Reading, although I enjoy a good game I get more immersed in a book
6. Films or TV shows? TV - My attention span is pretty short
7. Have no arms or no legs? No legs, I'd still be able to code and surf here then
8. have no fingers or no toes? No toes, I'd still be able to type
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind? Be blind, I like knowledge and logic
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.) 1D - It's the lesser of two bad bands (jk, some of it's ok)
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?Fire brigade, I don't think they get hated on as much
12. Batman or Superman? Batman, I was always a fan
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?Even numbers.... they've always appealed to me.
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable? Not, it's just more money that I've got to spend that I don't have to spend.
15. GetDare or Fetlife? GetDare, I haven't really used Fetlife
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)Radiohead.... because.... just because....

[mrpropel]

1. Cake or salad?
Cake
2. Beaches or Jungle?
Beaches
3. The sea or a swimming pool?
Most of the time, sea
4. Kill or be killed?
Kill
5. Videogames or reading?
Video games
6. Films or TV shows?
TV Shows
7. Have no arms or no legs?
No legs, how else am I supposed to masturbate? :P
8. have no fingers or no toes?
No Toes
9. Have a seriously tiny IQ or be blind?
Blind
10. One Direction or Justin Bieber? (Suicide is not an option.)
One Direction
11. Work in the police or the fire brigade?
Police!
12. Batman or Superman?
Batman
13. Even numbers or odd numbers?
Odd
14. Christmas - enjoyable or not enjoyable?
Enjoyable
15. GetDare or Fetlife?
Fet-what?
16. Radiohead or Coldplay? (I am judging you a hell of a lot on this answer.)
Coldplay, don't really know much about Radiohead