16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions 2.

[D00M]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed Clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 40 Times at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonniase
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Bathroom Door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Everything cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Moe Szyslak
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Phone Number
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to sexual Requests
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Considering i don't have any, Sex Toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Christmas

[dreadinterest]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
doesn't matter, i don't know anyone.
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
bed fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
definitely mayonnaise oh my god
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
when i lie
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
both
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
i don't watch that
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
panties. because saying the word panties 20 times is going to happen in my lifetime.
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
corner time
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
hmmmm... i'd rather have to pretend i'm underage.
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
cats!
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
naked picture
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
christmas presents. maybe someone will punish me

[Creative]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? In my underwear, that way everyone can know just how lucky my wife is
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? I'll chance it
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Go to bed fully clothed. I have some pretty comfortable clothes to sleep in. Unless I'm married, in which case, only drive naked.
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? That's a hard one.... 160 times as a ton, so I guess I'd risk the 10 times at college.
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Mayonnaise. Anyone that says they'd rather shit a shuriken is an idiot.
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Every time I lie. I'm already good at telling misleading truths, that would only give me more practice
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Leave the door open.
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Everything turns into a cock shape. Say goodbye to eating in public.
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? I have no idea who either of those are, so I guess I'll go with Apu?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Sneak the word panties into conversation. I bet ya most people wouldn't even notice it these days
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 hard spanks. I can take pain, and that's a hell of a lot less boring than 10 minutes in a corner, and quicker.
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to sexual requests. No non strangers that I know have ever asked me for sexual requests, or are likely too.
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Probably like a maid, but only if it's not permanent.
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? 20 cats for sure.
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? I don't have any sex toys, so I'm going with the sex toys on my mantel piece :P
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Inside every Christmas present this year. Don't have anyone to give the presents too, so no one would see them lol

[WalkingWholockian]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
my underwear ^.^ at least ill look hella lol who says many people have to be there? ;P
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
ill chance it i guess lol doesnt matter to me
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
go to bed fully clothed, i feel like if i drove naked id get arrested
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
well edging is in my limits so i guess at home :P
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
mayo i guess, i dont wanna die of blood loss lol
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
when i am turned on :P ...im a bit of a compulsive liar
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
always leave the door open :P
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
turns into a cock shape, the tase of cum makes me throw up near immediately
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
into moe, id rather be alone than with that many kids lol
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
sneak the word panties, i feel like if i gave my number out afer im married, that would cause a few issues
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
20 hard spanks lol why not
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
only able to say yes
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
a bimbo lol
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats because theyre cute ^.^
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
framed naked picture, im fabulous ;P
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
breaking news

[Itchynugat]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Full clown. I'd also volunteer to distribute pieces of wedding cake (direct to faces.
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
I'd smooch the previous poster.
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Go to bed fully clothed, I've done it a few times before.
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
I'm still not sure what that is.
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
I'd clench a dull shuriken (pretty sure it would pass through)
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
I'm a terrible liar. may as well be ringing a bell already.
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
Always leave the door open.
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Turns into a cock shape. I already enjoy corn dogs and bananas.
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu seems happier with his life. "Come again."
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Phone number, but in a business capacity.
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
Corner time. I don't swear much anyway.
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
Yes. I don't have sex with strangers anyway.
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
Maid. At least the place would end up neat and tidy.
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
If it can be a clean hobo clown, otherwise the cats.
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
All I got in the way of toys is handcuffs.
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
Breaking News ("This just in..")

[Locke]

It's time for another round of X or Y questions. The previous set can be found here: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=201543

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Clown costume
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Bed fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? Edge at work
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Shruiken
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Permission to go potty
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?Apu
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Sneak panties into conversations
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanking
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to sexual requests
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Like a bimbo
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Framed naked picture
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Christmas present

The person with the most detailed answers gets a high five from me [/QUOTE]

[Spoiled panties]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Underwear

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Drive naked I do sometimes anyway

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? Work

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Shuriken

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on it would always be ringing

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door open I rarely shut it when I do use the bathroom

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Who's cum but most likely that

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? No idea sorry never seen it

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Panties but must I sneak it?

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? Spanks that could be very fun

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Only yes I need alcohol

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid hate bimbos

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Me naked

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Breaking news

[Tiwim54]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? Clown
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Next person
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Go to bed fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? 10 times at work
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? Gallons of mayo
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Everytime I lie
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum? Drink taste like cum
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Sneak the word panties
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 20 spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? Yes to sexual requests
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Hobo
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Naked pic
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Breaking news

[curiousbeth]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
Clown costume, make it fancy dress!
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? Chance it with the next
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
Go to bed fully clothed, as long as it's a naughty outfit
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
Edging is fun so 40 times at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
The mayo!
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
When i am turned on, so someone can do something about it
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Always need permission
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
Well, cum tastes nice so.....
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Moe, he has a bar!
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
Sneak panties into conversations, the other is too awkward
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
10 Minutes corner time, more humiliating
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
No to over 18s, again it's the more humiliating
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
a maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats! Cats rule!
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
framed naked picture
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
breaking news

[Kittey]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
chance it
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
go to bed fully clothed
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home, I mean I basically have to do that 20 times
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
one shuriken
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
lie
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
permission
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
cock shape, as long as it tastes the same
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
moe
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
phone number
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
corner time
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
no
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
sex toys, I don't have any lol
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
christmas present
The person with the most detailed answers gets a high five from me

[Herde]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
underwear
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
last person
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
go to bed fully clothes, it's already happened once or twice after getting drunk enough
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
40 times at home
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
30 gallons of mayo
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
every time I lie
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
leave the door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
food turning into a cock shape
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu, he has the more pleasant accent
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
giving out phone number
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
20 spanks
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
say yes to sexual requests
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
maid
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
20 cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
naked picture
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
christmas presents

[Kisune Karnon]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up? In a clown costume. Easier to explain.
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post? I'll take the chance
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes? Fully clothed for sure
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week? At home of course
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken? The mayo for sure
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on? Turned on
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open? Door open
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?I'll take the food
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)? Apu for sure
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day? Sneak the word panties
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime? 10 minutes cornertime
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)? I'll take the yes to strangers
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid? Maid for sure
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats? Cats
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece? Sex toys
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year? Announced

[churroboy101]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?

either is social suicide... so if its a private mock wedding with only me and mistress there then i'd be her sexy bride wearing white lace bra, panties, stocking, garter and veil while she's in a grooms suit

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?

oh... i sould have checked before posting... but uh... if there ok with a beta sissy like me sure i'd be honored to smooch them

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?

well loophole atm sissy can't drive at the moment so problem for future danielle drive nekked bitch!

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?

oooh owchie 40 edges at home?! nono i'd have to take the collage edges and hope i don't get caught

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?

what... what even is this.... mayonase i guess? weird question

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?

bells BELLS everywhere when i'm turned on it's perfect humilation for me mistress would love it! no hiding my sissy boners

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?

i've had several time mistress made me ask permission every time, she loves holding all the keys to my torment

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?

oh oh both!... drat i'm forced to only pick one.... then cock shape i guess

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?

umm again why? moe thanks coin flip

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?

sneak panties in 20 conversations, i'd get to talk alot about panties and maybe get to talk about the ones i'd be wearing at the time

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?

oh spanks, then i'd have to pull my trousers/skirt and my panties down, corner time is too boring


12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?

well since it non strangers i'd love to say yes to anything mistress wants to do to me and i guess that extends to the group who know about it irl.... *gets turned on thinking about it*

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?

drat another one i'd wish i could say both... well since i'm already a maid i'd choose bimbo... make me the cutest sissy bimbo maid!

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?

loophole cute female hobo that i look after and care for *smug sissy face* you didn't say i could do that...

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?

well.... sex toys would potentually also embarrass mistress too so.... a large naked framed me picture i guess

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

oh god.... news i guess? and hope to god no one i sees it xD

[EmmaBlack3662]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?

[thrBread]

1. Would you rather go to your own wedding in your underwear or a clown costume caked in make up?
I choose underwear

2. Would you rather the last person who posted kiss you under the mistletoe or chance it with the next person to post?
I take EmmaBlack

3. Only drive naked or only go to bed fully clothed minus shoes?
going to bed fully clothed seems more convenient

4. Edge 40 times at home or 10 times at work/college 4 times a week?
I wanna say 10 at work, but not sure I could actually do it

5. Poop out 30 gallons of mayonnaise or one shuriken?
omg mayonnaise

6. A bell rings every time you lie or when you are turned on?
When I am lying, that's not as often as being turned on

7. Always need permission to go to the bathroom like when you were a kid or always leave the bathroom door open?
rather ask for permission

8. Everything you eat turns into a cock shape or everything you drink tastes like cum?
I take the cock shape

9. Turn into Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or moe szyslak(both from the Simpsons)?
Apu

10. Sneak the word panties into 20 real life conversations or give out your phone number 3 times(even after your married) every day?
panties maybe?

11. Get 20 hard spanks or 10 minutes corner time every time you do something wrong, swear or be mean and the punishment is given to you by whoever you were talking to when you committed the crime?
I want to say spanks but I guess I could deal with corner time better?

12. Only be able to say yes to sexual requests from non strangers or no to when asked are you over 18 for anything(buying alcohol, going on a roller-coaster, accessing a porn site etc.)?
only saying yes

13. Be hypnotized to act like a bimbo or a maid?
bimbo

14. Share your bed with a hobo or 20 cats?
cats all the way

15. Have all your sex toys or a framed naked picture of you on your mantel piece?
the toys

16. Have your results of this quiz announced as breaking news on TV for 24 hours or appear inside every Christmas present you give this year?
TV