[Non-Fiction] World Naked Bike Ride Experience

[Truckernaut42]

This weekend I will be participating for the first time in my city's WNBR, which stands for World Naked Bike Ride. For those who don't know what that is, it's a yearly protest put on by many cities where citizens can bike or skateboard naked (or clothed if they want) for the good of the environment, and body positivty etc

This weekend will be my first time taking part. Many of you who know me on here know that I am a huge nudist/exhibitionist, so you can imagine how big of a feat this will be for me. The ride is quite long and goes through some very busy areas of the city. We start out in a quieter area so we can group and undress and go from there.

I want to share my story here, and I will as soon as I can.

I am actually somewhat nervous. I have no idea what the turnout will be like, or the gender ratio. I've seen a few cute girls reply as interested on the facebook event so I am hoping for the best. The route appears to be round trip, meaning I have a choice to just leave all of my clothing in my car and not bring anything. This means I could stuck pretty far away from any kind of clothing whatsoever, just completely naked. There are also planned photo ops in front of more touristy/landmark areas. I plan to wear a mask so I don't mind taking part in those.

I keep thinking about many things:
What if I see someone I know? If they don't recognize me through my mask, I think about how I am completely exposed to them and they don't know it, but it's all I can think about.

What if I get erect? Public nudity turns me on, and what if I end up this weird pervert going by with a rock hard cock, pointing up for everyone to see. I would stand out! I am so hard right now just typing all of this out.

What if I get so nervous I shrink? Or it's cold and I shrink? I imagine people snickering as I pass by, with my cock looking so tiny between my legs.

I can't stop thinking about how my "private parts" are about to become anything but. I will be completely and utterly exposed in front of hundreds for a very long period of time. I don't think I could ever top this!


I will post updates as soon as I can... wish me luck

[ForADare]

Very hot. I bet you can’t wait to expose yourself for all those people. I have a dare for you, which will give you no choice about your clothes.

Get yourself a padlock with 2 keys. Keep one key at home as a safety, and go the day before with the other one to somewhere almost exactly half way along the route. Hide the key there somewhere no-one should find it.

Then go to the meeting point the next day, strip off, place all your clothes in a bag and padlock it. Now you have no choice but to ride to the key at the halfway point completely exposed.

And if it’s not there, you’ll have a fun naked drive home to punish you for not hiding the key well enough too. Enjoy!

[Truckernaut42]

Originally Posted by ForADare

Very hot. I bet you can’t wait to expose yourself for all those people. I have a dare for you, which will give you no choice about your clothes.

Get yourself a padlock with 2 keys. Keep one key at home as a safety, and go the day before with the other one to somewhere almost exactly half way along the route. Hide the key there somewhere no-one should find it.

Then go to the meeting point the next day, strip off, place all your clothes in a bag and padlock it. Now you have no choice but to ride to the key at the halfway point completely exposed.

And if it’s not there, you’ll have a fun naked drive home to punish you for not hiding the key well enough too. Enjoy!

A pretty cool dare but a little too risky! Especially since I need to stay with the flow of the group so I can't be stopping to look around for a key

you're right about one thing though, i cannot wait to be exposed and I'm hoping to be seen by as many as possible

[rhl]

To fun, I'm also nervous and ok Ann on doing the philladelpha naked bike ride this year.
I plan on doing this with only a very short 6" tutu on, and maybe ride the unicycle.
Good luck.

[Truckernaut42]

Originally Posted by rhl

To fun, I'm also nervous and ok Ann on doing the philladelpha naked bike ride this year.
I plan on doing this with only a very short 6" tutu on, and maybe ride the unicycle.
Good luck.

my heart is pounding right now knowing I'm about to do this

[bamadude01]

Can't wait to see your report, maybe even some pics(?). Perhaps once you have time to process everything, you should record a video telling of the experience.

[lauren260]

I have seen this done in Europe and would really like to try it sometime.

I think I think it is Hot!

[Truckernaut42]

Originally Posted by lauren260

I have seen this done in Europe and would really like to try it sometime.

I think I think it is Hot!

oh it was very hot, very fun

[Cstelle]

A belated thank you for the report! (Didn't see it until today!)

I wore a mask the entire time so nobody knew what I looked like, but I stripped off pretty fast. I became erect almost immediately [...]

I actually felt butterflies in my stomach when I read that bit about becoming erect! "Uh-oh, here it begins," I thought. Thank you so much for the report!

Also: somehow that mask makes it even more exciting. My 'exhibitionism' (if it is that) is not about exposing my identity, but (I guess) exposing my body (possibly: in a sexual way). That's why I say that my thang is "hidden/semi public stuff".

I keep thinking how cool it would have been if you had seen acquintances in the crowd along the route...!

[Truckernaut42]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

A belated thank you for the report! (Didn't see it until today!)

I actually felt butterflies in my stomach when I read that bit about becoming erect! "Uh-oh, here it begins," I thought. Thank you so much for the report!

Also: somehow that mask makes it even more exciting. My 'exhibitionism' (if it is that) is not about exposing my identity, but (I guess) exposing my body (possibly: in a sexual way). That's why I say that my thang is "hidden/semi public stuff".

I keep thinking how cool it would have been if you had seen acquintances in the crowd along the route...!

To be honest, I felt a little less naked with the mask, but it was necessary. I actually found it hard to breathe as well in it, so next time I'm going to get a mask that doesn't cover my mouth because I was ready to pass out by the end from exerting myself so hard and not being able to breathe well.

There's a lot of things I'm more willing to do though as long as my identity is hidden. The anonymity definitely lowers my inhibitions.

I did see an acquaintance, but it was someone I barely knew anyways so even if recognized me she probably doesn't know me well enough to even think about it.

[BarefootAlien]

Originally Posted by Truckernaut42

To be honest, I felt a little less naked with the mask, but it was necessary. I actually found it hard to breathe as well in it, so next time I'm going to get a mask that doesn't cover my mouth because I was ready to pass out by the end from exerting myself so hard and not being able to breathe well.

There's a lot of things I'm more willing to do though as long as my identity is hidden. The anonymity definitely lowers my inhibitions.

I did see an acquaintance, but it was someone I barely knew anyways so even if recognized me she probably doesn't know me well enough to even think about it.

Very cool, man! I'm extremely impressed you went through with it, and the roller blades were definitely a truly ballsy change!

If I could dare you to change just two things next year, or if I could do it myself (sadly I can't), it would be these:

1: lose the mask. I know you felt like it was necessary, but I don't think it's as necessary as you think. There's a lot of anonymity in being part of a group. People are so busy looking at all the naked people that the chances of them remembering one specific face is very small. Actually there've been plenty of psychology studies done about things like that... people generally don't recognize a person they met naked if they're clothed, and if they're focused on one thing (a few dozen naked people), they generally don't notice other details at all (think of the dancing gorilla test).

2: And... I mean, I know this is predictable as fuck, but I can't help but be me... I'd skateboard (or maybe electric skateboard). It'd give the same advantages of being full-frontal and totally exposed as rollerblades, but you could also be barefoot, and thus truly, genuinely naked.

And dude... I mean, unless you're a public figure, or a leader in a customer-facing company or something? Why not go talk to the TV people? A naked interview on the local news!? Hell yeah! You know they'd blur your genitals anyway, and you could even ask them to blur your face if you wanted.