★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[DreamMakerSlave]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Probably class. And two days ago.

2. How do you hide boners?
Putting it to one side. Or the other. Or even down.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Idk. A lot of things.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, multiple times.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Most of the Time class. Most recently, last week. Typically being grinded on. Or rubbed. I've had to do it as a task before.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Hmm I dont know.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Eh maybe once.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Seconds(;

9. What's the length of your boner?
8.5inches ish.. Don't doubt will prove

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily. Contact is a sure thing though

[Suzie-Zuzia]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At the mall, close to lingerie shop.

2. How do you hide boners?
Depends on a situation. Usually its not even visable

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Erotic photos this morning

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes 2 times :x if we count only times when i not intended to ;P

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Both times it happened while talking at omegle. cant remember, about year ago i found so sexy and dominant girl. she were laughing at my story with being caught while wearing female underwear. i felt so embarassed. Tried not to, but cummed hardly in my pants... That was really embarassing. Second time i had cardboard tube on my penis and two girls were laughing at me as well... My only defence? i like it when people laugh

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Exept of above... cant decide. when my friend were sitting at my knees (really shamefull...). also there was one time at the aquapark. i got boner i my little bit too small trunks. Lifesaver girl in front of me saw it. She did nothing but snorth with laugh and turn away

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes, it was after 1.5g of strong shrooms. Had enough of being high and wanted to sleep already. Became very sad when i couldnt, so tried to jack myself off, just to distract my attention, but i failed to get excited.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
hmmm... seconds? : D

9. What's the length of your boner?
... 3 inches :x

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Only thing i need is proper motivation :3

[marztijn]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At school when my female teacher bent over.
2. How do you hide boners? But them straight up and behind my belt
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I got a boner from a banana. Just lying on the table, it made me hard
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes, I had to change underwear and pants
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? At school, during physics class, I was getting hard from a pic on my phone
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I was wearing skinny jeans when I got a boner, I didn't notice and didn't hide it so I walked around the mall with a fully visible boner
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? usually 20 sec.
9. What's the length of your boner? 6.5 inces
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Just looking at arousing pics is enough

[spankedboy]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I dont know

2. How do you hide boners?
i dont hide, i like it

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
surfing on "getdare.com"

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Germany, now, surfing ?!

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
i dont got some... but maybe at the beach

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
no, i every time get hard if i need to

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
secounds

9. What's the length of your boner?
18cm

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
easy

[Fridgeta]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
While walking around my local super market about 3 hours ago.

2. How do you hide boners?
Usually I don't bother as my clothes hide it well. But if needs be I reposition it upwards so it's out of the way.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Least sexual? Hmm. Playing a game with some friends, just answering quests, thank God we were seated.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I can't say I have.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
N/a

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
That would be getting an erection while performing in front of an audience. Not the the kind of audience that would appreciate it.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yeah a few times, usually when I'm stressing.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Ordinarily not that long, a minute or so.

9. What's the length of your boner?
5.31cm, it's been verified in a thread somewhere on here.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact etc?
I get them very easily, a stray thought is enough.

[wildishboy]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At a restaurant with my family yesterday
2. How do you hide boners? Tuck it into my undies waistband
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Taking a shower
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? I have both pre-cummed and jizzed in my pants
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Jizzing in my pants I was in the car with my family, really horny and didnt want to get caught so I started to rub through my pants pocket
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Gym class when I was younger, bad idea not to wear undies that day
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Seconds if I'm horny enough
9. What's the length of your boner? 5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Very easily

[M.G]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Today..
2. How do you hide boners?
*Crosses legs*
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
A TV Show (HIMYM) - Boners happens for me at the most random times..
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
In my bed, at night, sleeping (wet dreams).
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Lifeguarding. Lifeguarding would be the most embarrassing place - considering I was just wearing swimming trunks.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
A few second (?)
9. What's the length of your boner?
5.7 inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Yup, fairly easily.

[Tiwim54]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Chating on Kik
2. How do you hide boners? Was at home so, easy
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Idea of being a slave
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? No
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Can't remember, nothing really relevant
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not helped, lo,g time
9. What's the length of your boner? 5"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Not easily, I need physical

[AtomicBanana]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? In the car going up a hill yesterday
2. How do you hide boners? Flip my cock up into the waistband
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? See #1 XD
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yeah...trust me it's awkward
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Someone dared me to jack off under the table at dinner...and it all shot out
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I didn't realize I had a boner at the pool until my one friend (who happened to be a girl) pointed it out. She helped me though B)
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? No
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not long lol
9. What's the length of your boner? Almost 7"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? It depends

[cacti]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? At work on Sunday. It was frustrating as hell bc I wasn't even aroused or anything it was just random and it lasted for at least 10 minutes.
2. How do you hide boners? Just push it down, or try to 'pull' it up.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I've gotten a few during casual conversation with girls and guys, but I'm pretty sure it's because I was thinking about other things.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Nope.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I don't really have one. Never been "caught" with an erection, even by family around the house.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? It happens to me if I masturbate too often.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? A couple minutes to really get there.
9. What's the length of your boner? 6 and a half or so inches.
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them pretty easily right now, but it varies.

[Frozen Black Bear]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? In class
2. How do you hide boners? Pushing them down
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Those weird times when it just happens randomly. All of them.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? No
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? No
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Simple as I'm pretty sure I was seen
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Depends on the day
9. What's the length of your boner? 6.14 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact etc? When I don't want them, magic boner, when I do, it takes sometimes 10 minutes.

[nastylarry]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? It's been a long time since I got a surprise boner but I do get them at unfortunate times from day dreaming about dirty things, like at work fro example

2. How do you hide boners? I flip the top into my waistband

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Not sure probably some kind of advertisement that isn't really sexual

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Never cummed in my pants (aside from purposely jerking off in them) but several times I've been horny enough that a spot of pre-cum showed through my underwear

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Several times usually when I do edges but sometimes something is just that hot

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Don't really have one. I guess I got a boner in the shower at football practice in highschool but I think i hid it well

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes, first time I almost had sex

8. How long does it take you to get hard? Usually not long, I get hard quickly

9. What's the length of your boner? barely 6in, if that

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them pretty easily but I usually need some physical contact to get to 100%

[Tinymoose]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Today in the living room
2. How do you hide boners?
I don't have to I have a small penis
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Smelling feet
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yeah I have had wet dreams and woke up In a puddle
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Last week my house sleeping
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
When I was 6 I got a hardon going to Burger King
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes when I was drunk
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
A minute
9. What's the length of your boner?
3 inches maximum
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact etc?
I need physical contact

[Atlass Sheady]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
in college,1 month ago
2. How do you hide boners
sit down or go to bathroom
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
if ive got an erection it is sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
nope
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
nope

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Got erected in the gym
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yup
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
10-15
min
9. What's the length of your boner?
6inch
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
physical contact

[mrpropel]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
While driving,
2. How do you hide boners?
Sit down, don't stand up
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
A tree? :P
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Nah,
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
not applicable
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
boner while presenting something, hardly noticeable though
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No, I'm a pro
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
About 5 minutes max
9. What's the length of your boner?
6.5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily, it's annoying.