The Getdare Toy Review

[Aimy24]

WELCOME TO THE GETDARE TOY REVIEW

So users of getdare im assuming some of you have bought some sex toys in the past I know i certainly have, some people are even generous enough to post pictures of there toys to there blogs, but how do we know those toys are any good? Well now you can with "The Getdare Toy Review"!



(image from https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToysColl...oy_collection/)

So how does this thread work? Well its quite simple post a picture of a toy you own (it could also be a link to the buying site if a limit) and rate the toy outta 10 and give a little bit of information about it.

You may be confused about the formatting or whatever but I have left a few examples of my own toys below that you may wish to take inspiration from.

Love Your Neighbourhood Slut Amy <3

[Aimy24]

[6/10] ★★★★★★/☆☆☆☆

So this is one of my favorite dildos called "Mr.Pinky". They are about 5.5 inchs long and really like to hit the spot but as you can see I have a few issues but first the good bits.

• Hes pink which is super feminine and lovley
• Hes got a suction cup so i can stick him to a wall or doorframe for some hands free action
• Just at the head the forskin is ribbed which means when he goes in you get that little burst of pleasure.

Now unfortunatly what went wrong?

• Hes devloped theese black spots over time they arent on the surface they are on the inside. Its not to do with me not cleaning it so im guessing low grade rubber?
• Hes a little too soft. As we all know somtimes with anal its hard to get soft things in and this is the case here i've always had to warm myself up significantly before using him
• He dosent vibrate... enough said...

To summarise hes a pretty average dildo but he does better than the others i own based on size and ribbed forskin.

[AnnieSub123]

Doc Johnson The Realistic Cock with Removable Suction Cup
[10/10] ★★★★★★★★★★

This 19 cm long, 5 cm wide toy is one of the best purchases I have made up to date. The removable suction cup (which is a super strong one) not only makes it easier to play with it without using my hands, but also allows for an easy cleaning and storaging, and the high quality of the materials make the toy super soft to the touch while still keeping all those vein ridges that we love.

PROS:
· Strong suction cup, which is removable for easy cleaning and storage.
· Firm core that makes it perfect for anal play.
· Compatible with harness and with fucking machine.
· Reasonable price.

CONS:
· No vibration.

[AnnieSub123]

PipeDream Anal Fantasy Collection: Medium Silicone Butt Plug
[8/10] ★★★★★★★★☆☆

This butt plug, of 11cm insertable length and 4,5cm diameter, is made of super soft silicone with a matte finish that makes it perfect to use with lube (I have heard that rubber with shiny finish makes the lube wear off too quickly). The tappered tip makes the insertion so easy, and the rectangular base the plug both safe and comfortable to wear for long periods of time.

PROS:
· Rectangular base that provides safety and that makes the plug to be very comfortable even after wearing it for a long time.
· Super soft silicone that works perfectly with lube.
· Size: 11cm length, 4.5 cm diameter (medium size of this toy series, that has sizes Mini, Small, Medium, Large, XL).

CONS:
· The only con I can say of this toy is that, after two years or so of usage, the link between the base and the body of the plug has changed shape, from round to oval. It still seems to be as sturdy as before, it has no cracking and I still find it safe to use, but I am just not very sure that the plug is supposed to change shape due to use. This shape change only affects the link between body and base, the body is still as it was the first day and so is the base.

[StevenXenoverse]

FAAK Silicone Bumpy Dildo 9" (7" insertable)
[7/10] ★★★★★★★☆☆☆

I wanted a dildo like this for a couple of years but didn't commit to finding one until a couple of months ago. I wanted a crazy 'punishment dildo' with big lumps to make any ass fucking feel incredible but almost unbearably over stimulating. I got it through aliexpress but it's around most sites with Chinese sellers.

Pros:

• Large, if you're into that.
• BEYOND textured, so textured that it slows the speed you can physically insert it.
• VERY STIMULATING! When I'm in the right headspace to relax and just take it, I can feel all the bumps as they rub my prostate. It's like I'm being punished in the most pleasurable way possible. My ass doesn't get used to the texture, so even after I stop, I can feel a tingle that stays for a while (and an ache)
• Good suction cup, so good it pulled the wallpaper under the paint off of my wall

Cons:

• Large, if you're not into that.
• Heavy, although that can be good for some. It definitely contributed to the wallpaper problem
• The texture definitely isn't for everyone.

[lil_slut]

Jeweled princess plug 3 piece set
Small: 3/10
Medium: 8/10
Large: ?/10 (haven't used it yet)

Fairly compact metal plugs with three different colored jewels. Definitely fit for princesses. I got them off of amazon, but I think they're sold out now. They do a good job of reminding me of my place when I get too cocky and they're an easy way to bring the kinky side of me to my everyday life

Pros
•Three sizes
•Easy clean
•They get cold easily because they're metal, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing
•Small and easy to hide

Cons
•There's a little spot on one of the jewels that's kind of rough, so when it's not positioned correctly, it kinda hurts
•That's pretty much it