★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[DarkGhost]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

About two months ago! When I woke up

2. How do you hide boners?

Normally happen while I’m sleeping 😴 and then woke up! Just stay in bed until it’s finally relax

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

I don’t recall!

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Yes! At an event bdsm I just got so excited that my wetness got to a point of no return

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

At a bdsm event, bondage, hanging

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Don’t recall any

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

I’m sure I have but can’t really remember any

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Maybe 7 to 10 min

9. What's the length of your boner?

6 in

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Need physical contact

[Sexenclaw]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Yesterday while watching TV

2. How do you hide boners?
If I can do it discreetly, position it to be parallel to my body. If I can't reposition discreetly, then I just let it be instead of draw attention to it.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I don't know... perhaps driving through a blizzard.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, but not since I was a teen

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
It happened a few times when I was a teen. Usually when I was around someone I found attractive.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
When I was 12 I was at a friend's house. I found this friend to be rather attractive, and I developed a boner. He was distracted by a computer game so did not notice, but then his little brother came over and sat in my lap without asking and without warning, and said, "Oooo, your pee pee is hard. I like it."

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Very rarely.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
If I'm trying, usually just a few seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
4.5 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them perhaps a little too easily.

[theswitchyside]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I think a few days ago at work
2. How do you hide boners?
Adjust the penis so it's pointing to the waistband, that way it isn't painful :3
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
There's a few things really
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I haven't ever had to describe it, but yeah; been there, done that.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Lots of times, lots of stories. This works: lots of wonderful kinky thoughts, porn and teasing yourself but never undressing completely.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Uhmmm....
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
I guess when I'm tired/exhausted, but that's because its hard to get in the mood when all you want to do is fall on the bed and sleep... so No.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Never timed myself. A few seconds?
9. What's the length of your boner?
Little over six on a good day, just under otherwise...
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Depends on the stimuli, but works without physical contact...

[Kisune Karnon]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? I don't think of them as surprise boners anymore. I've got dirty things on my mind all the time and the boners just happen.
2. How do you hide boners? Readjust the pants.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I wouldn't know.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Nope.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Don't have one.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes a few times with my ex during sexy time.
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Depends on the mood and when I last orgasmed.
9. What's the length of your boner? 7 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Easily.

[rickydicky]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

Hard to say. Probably driving home the other day.

2. How do you hide boners?

Usually push it down one of my legs since I don't wear baggy underwear.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Driving or sitting in a class...

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Before I started high school.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

In my house when I was probably 14 with my gf at the time. We were making out and she got on top.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

I don't really have a super embarrassing one to be honest. Usually hid them or nobody mentioned them.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Yeah. After fucking for 2 rounds when it came time for the 3rd I was exhausted and just couldn't do it.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

It really just depends. It can take me 30 seconds sometimes and several minutes other times.

9. What's the length of your boner?

It varies in size but is usually in the 7.25" - 7.50" size range.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Sometimes it can be from something super simple, other times I need physical contact.

[connwhore]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At work today
2. How do you hide boners?
I usually sit until it's gone, but it's not like its big enough for anyone to notice anyways
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I didn't want to do a training at work and my boss (female) told me to stop being a bitch and do it, that was awkward
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
I have not
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I got a boner one time on the school news while I was outside "reporting", it wasn't super noticeable, but people definitely saw it.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
No
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Mere seconds, any thought of sexual activity and BAM boner time
9. What's the length of your boner?
4.1 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
If someone looks at me the right way, I can pop a boner

[Suplupmup]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

Last week in the car

2. How do you hide boners?

Tuck it into the waistband

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Don’t know

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Yes

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

In my bed at night I had a wet dream

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Get one in school and it is hard to discreetly move it

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

No

8. How long does it take you to get hard? No long
9. What's the length of your boner? 6.5 about
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect somewhere in between

[exhib1]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?

In the queue at supermarket, as lady in front of me had skin tight leggings on and was leaning over to put items on checkout

2. How do you hide boners?

Try to adjust it so straight up behind belt

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?

Dont know to be honest

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?

Yes while driving home from a long journey once

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

Talking to GF Massaging, and Hitting my cock and balls through jeans a bit too much in the car

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?

Whilst on nude beach when I dozed off, woke up to find it was standing to attention.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?

Yes when drunk

8. How long does it take you to get hard?

Normally pretty quick

9. What's the length of your boner?

only about 5.5

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?

Too easily, so no physical contact needed.

[Victoria85]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Surprise hasn't been for a while
2. How do you hide boners? In my pants
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? No I haven't
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? -
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Not really an embarrassing one
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Yes I have, alcohol...
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Pretty quick
9. What's the length of your boner? About 5.5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? It depends on the mood

[SlaveJim.]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
When walking through a shopping centre, last week,
2. How do you hide boners?
Sit down or hands in pockets...
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Getting told off at school
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, I had a wet dream last night...
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
In my bed, last night, I was sleeping, must have been a good dream ����
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Probably at uni, I woke up and went to the bathroom in my pyjamas but bumped into my female flat mate... Yes she could easily tell and yes she felt the bump��
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Once while drunk
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Not long at all ����
9. What's the length of your boner?
5.5inch
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily, just a dirty though works...