Big Bad Bully (Roleplay Dice Dare)

[jestergestures]

Okay, all you nerds, geeks, twerps and dweebs! Gather around, because I want you all to suffer for my amusement.

First things first, roll a die and let's see how lucky you are. If the odds aren't in your favor, you might be here a while. Oh, and just as a heads-up, if you reroll I'm gonna punish you for it. Let's get started.

Categories to roll in:

1. Wedgie
2. Wedgie, Spanking
3. Wedgie, Spanking, Written Lines
4. Wedgie, Spanking, Written Lines, Humiliation
5. Wedgie, Spanking, Written Lines, Humiliation, Time Out
6. Wedgie, Spanking, Written Lines, Humiliation, Time Out, Sleeping Conditions

Wedgie:
You must have seen this coming, right?

1. Hanging, for 45 minutes.
2. Squeaky clean, 50 slices.
3. Shoulder or bra connection, for an hour.
4. Messy with ice, until the ice melts.
5. Jock lock, for 45 minutes.
6. You can choose, but you have to pick 2.

Does it hurt? I sure hope so!

Spanking:
Go get something painful to smack your ass with, I don't care what it is as long as it hurts. If you can't find anything then you better go find me a switch outside. And yes, your pants and underwear are both coming off for this.

1. 50 swats.
2. 100 swats.
3. 150 swats.
4. 200 swats.
5. 250 swats.
6. 300 swats.

Written Lines:
Like it or not, you're gonna do my homework for me, and it better be flawless.

1. Get a book and flip to a random page. Copy it and the next four pages by hand. If you make a mistake, start that page over.
2. Write 500 words about how much you love it when I mistreat you.
3. Get a book, flip it open to a random page, and point your finger at a random spot on the page. Whatever sentence it landed on, you now have to write 100 times.
4. Write 500 words about a song you dislike and why you dislike it.
5. You refuse to do my homework for me. That was unwise of you. Go back to the spanking category and roll there. Once you've gotten spanked again, hold a piece of paper against the wall with your nose for 15 minutes. If the paper falls, the time starts over.
6. Write a 600 word story from the perspective of something that's in the same room as you.

Humiliation:

1. Get yourself someplace where you can kneel. Out loud, I want you to beg for me. You can beg me to stop or beg me to hurt you even more. It doesn't matter to me either way, just as long as you do it good and loud.
2. Do a sensual dance in the nude in front of a mirror. You can have some imaginary bonus points if you're brave enough to do it in front of a window, but don't expect me to take any responsibility if someone sees you.
3. Grope, fondle, and pinch your ass cheeks and chest for at least 3 minutes. Be rough about it.
4. Hump something, doesn't matter what, for at least 3 minutes.
5. Make out with your reflection in the mirror for 3 minutes.
6. Find a phallic object and give it some TLC... with your mouth... for 3 minutes. If you can't find anything, guess it'll have to be your fingers then.

Time Out:
Now let's find someplace that's nice and cramped and dark, like a closet or something. Obviously it shouldn't be anywhere you could get stuck, (you can't get away from me that easily) but it shouldn't be comfortable for you either. If there's not a place like that anywhere, we'll have to settle for someplace that's at least really dark. When you find it, set your timer for whatever time you roll, and leave it far away. Don't get up even a second before the timer goes off.

1. 15 minutes.
2. 20 minutes.
3. 25 minutes.
4. 30 minutes.
5. 35 minutes.
6. 40 minutes.

Sleeping Conditions:
Why should the fun stop just because we've parted ways? I know you'll do whatever I tell you, so here's something you can enjoy when you're all tucked into bed tonight.

1. Roll another spanking and do it before bed tonight.
2. Roll a spanking and a time out and do them both before bed tonight.
3. Give yourself a normal wedgie and try to sleep with it. If you end up picking it during the night, see the punishment category. You can pick it if you need to use the bathroom, but wedgie yourself again ASAP.
4. Kneel next to your bed and thank me out loud for bullying you today.
5. You aren't allowed to use a pillow tonight. If you need your pillow for some reason, you'll have to give up your blanket instead.
6. If you normally sleep nude, sleep with clothes on. If you normally sleep with clothes on, sleep nude.

Punishment:
So, you couldn't follow my directions, huh? Maybe you had to reroll? That's fine, you can make it up to me right here. Go to your least favorite category and pick 2 things off of it, plus one from your favorite category.

I expect to see some reports here. You don't wanna get on my bad side, do you?