Decked Out [PG-R?]

[heishere]

Okay, first things first, roll your six-sided die to see how many cards you have to draw.

Spoiler:

1: 6
2: 2
3: 10
4: 3
5: 8
6: 5

Got that? Okay, then let's see what you must do to get "decked out"

ACE

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Insert 2 markers, covered in toothpaste, anally and leave them for 2 minutes.
Hearts: Walk around for 10 minutes with your buttocks exposed and a stick inserted anally.
Spades: Get naked and go into your backyard, then finger yourself for 5 minutes.
Clubs: Masturbate while fingering yourself. Don't stop until you cum

TWO

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Piss while just wearing underwear, then wash with them like a sponge (wash yourself!).
Hearts: Go into a public bathroom, piss your pants, then walk around as though you don't notice anything. On the offchance someone confronts you about it, act as though they are wrong until they leave.
Outdoors: For the next four days, your bathroom is to be substituted with a suitable bush or tree.
Clubs: Can't do one without this. Wash your hair with piss.

THREE

Spoiler:

Diamond: Wear the same wedgie for a week. Make it a nasty wedgie, too.
Hearts: Go around the nearest grocery store wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants until they tell you to leave.
Spades: Go sunbathing in your front yard wearing (GUYS) womens underwear (GALS) only one piece of underwear, no bathing suits or corsets or body suits allowed.
Clubs: Go without underwear for a day with the back of your pants dropped down...only a little...

FOUR

Spoiler:

Diamond: Roll around in a group of weeds naked for 10 minutes.
Hearts: Walk around in just your underwear, covered in mud, for 5 minutes.
Spades: Go skinny dipping in a local watering hole for 30 minutes or more.
Clubs: Cover the inside of your underwear with dirt and/or leaves.

FIVE:

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Masturbate with toilet tissue covered in toothpaste.
Hearts: Masturbate in your front yard until you cum.
Spades: Get naked in the garden and masturbate. You can't come in until you cum, of course.
Clubs: Edge, but don't cum, for the next three days.

SIX

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Wear duct tape underwear for the next 24 hours (masking tape will work if you have no duct).
Hearts: Wear a collar or choker of some sort on your neck, wedgie yourself, and tie a length of rope between the collar and underwear. Walk around the nearest store.
Spades: Get naked and tape yourself to the front door for five minutes. Make sure you have a knife or some other way to get out.
Clubs: Tie yourself to the bed before going to sleep tonight.

SEVEN

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Twist each nipple with pliers for a minute each.
Hearts: Walk with only a shirt outside for 13 minutes.
Spades: Stay outside, completely nude, for 25 minutes.
Clubs: tand naked in the corner for 7 minutes.

EIGHT

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Take a shower for twenty minutes with only hot water. Don't use the cold.
Hearts: Take a shower with the door open and the curtain/shower door kept open.
Spades: Take a shower in your back (or front) yard with a hose.
Clubs: Get into the shower, but only wash your hair. Try not to get any water anywhere else.

NINE

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Take a shot of hot sauce straight down the gullet.
Hearts: Write "CUM DEPOSITORY" on your face with an arrow pointing to your mouth.
Spades: Drink only from the hose out front for the next 2 days.
Clubs: Eat grass in just your underwear in the front yard for 2 minutes.

TEN

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Hold an ice cube to the head of your dick or your clitoris (as physiology dictates) until it melts.
Hearts: Pull ice out of your underwear in public and pop it into your mouth.
Spades: Roll around on a bed of ice naked in the front yard for 2 minutes.
Clubs: Insert an ice cube anally and leave it until it melts.

JACK

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Roleplay as a bad slave. Ask for punishments on getDare and take the first three you can.
Hearts: Roleplay as a superhero. Go outside in some kind of cape, your smallest underwear, and some form of mask of or glasses.
Spades: Roleplay as a dog. Just go into your yard naked and act like a dog for 20-30 minutes.
Clubs: Rolepleay as a prepubescent. Shave off all of your body hair and wear the smallest clothes you have.

QUEEN

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Spank yourself as hard as you can 47 times.
Hearts: Go outside and get someone you don't know to spank you ten times.
Spades: Spank your naked self in front of your house.
Clubs: I'm feeling generous. Nothing.

KING

Spoiler:

Diamonds: Beat your stomach with a ruler until it turns red.
Hearts: Twist your nipples outdoors until you cry.
Spades: Finger your belly button and treat it like sex out in front of your house.
Clubs: Color your chest and stomach with a permanent amrker and go outside shirtless.

[Mascot]

Wow, I like it, seems like you put a lot of thought into this. (Unlike most of the generic dares people keep putting up.)

[nuditydudity]

That is super intense!! I just want to say BRAVO!! for making such an amazing dare!!

You rock!

Nudity

[heishere]

Originally Posted by Mascot

Wow, I like it, seems like you put a lot of thought into this. (Unlike most of the generic dares people keep putting up.)

Originally Posted by nuditydudity

That is super intense!! I just want to say BRAVO!! for making such an amazing dare!!

You rock!

Nudity

Thanks so much you two! It's glad to know that people actually get their hands on my stuff anymore!

Peace

HEISH

[Minimouse]

i love that the dares a hidden

[kabuto]

Some are quite original and lots are about the right intensity, but loads are too public for me