100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[Master Sam]

1. What's your bday? - The day I was born, isn't everyone's?

2. How many children do you want to have? - None. Ghastly little beasts

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) - See above

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? - Never

5. Any pets? - Yes

6. If yes, what kind? - Reptiles

7. What is your dream vehicle? - Aston Martin DB4

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? - Thailand, cheap escorts and drugs, already done it.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? - Eyes, no idea why.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? - A wine making kit, 5kg of cocaine, 1,000 tabs of E, a credit card and a £20 note

11. Describe your perfect date? - One that involves no talking, restrains, whips and a distinct lack of clothes

12. What is your darkest fantasy? - Not a chance, i'll end up on some sort of sex offenders list.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? - I'd like to be a little shorter, a different hair colour and bigger hands.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. - A mute, masochistic, tight holed, bubble bummed billionaire.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? - As long as it's clean and fresh

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? - Yep

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? - Not sure. I dislike people who 'attempt suicide', if you want to die you take a massive dose of heroine or stick a knife in your brain. You don't make some tiny cuts on your arms and wash down a lemsip with a glass of wine.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? - No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? - A crocodile, just for bragging rights.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? - First one. The second sounds appealing but I know how much he'd love the the former. I'm nice in that way.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? - About £40k I think? That should cover a hell of a party.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? - Go back to 1969, go to woodstock.

24. Do you like chocolate? - Yep

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? - Because that would be silly. why are you being silly, DIE!

26. What's your dream life? - Ask me in about 4 months.

27. What scares you the most and why? - Getting old. Not that I intend on doing it, i'll have a plastic surgeon on speed dial before i'm 40.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? - Waterfalls, Reptiles and Starbucks.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? - Testicles. Such fun to play with.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? - No idea. I had to change my doctor, apparently asking for a prostate exam when you'd come in for a fever isn't appropriate

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? - Nope
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? - First one - London marathon, Second one - Not telling.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? - Don't have any. Pointless
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? - Errm, Me. Not that i'm particularly nice or wonderful, I'm just not quite as much of a bastard as everyone else.
38. Who's the worst? - My mother. Vile piece of plastic.

39. What are you most jealous of? - People who can suck their own dicks. I'd never leave my bed.

40. Are you OCD about anything? - Yes. Cutlery, so much as a small speck and i'm not eating from it. I actually throw all the plates away every month and buy new ones so they are always pristine white.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? - Drink. I'm a well raised British boy, that's how we deal with emotion.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? - Perhaps.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? - Speaking to my parents.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? - Errm no idea. If I don't like someone then I tend to cut them out of my life anyway. If I had to pick - James. Lovely guy but his bum is better than mine.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? - Second one.
46. What size is your bed?

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? - To stop the moles eating the dead people. Isn't it obvious?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? - Oral sex. I can live without a blowjob - take away my Camembert and I get happy with sharp things.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? - Errm For religion and all it's followers to vanish from the world. Preferably violently. Failing that, I want the moon to be made of haribo

50. What is more important - lust or love? - Lust

51. Define marriage in a sentence. - The reason lawyers drive sports cars

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? - Each other.

53. Does size matter? - Yes

54. Do you have any STDs? - Not at the moment

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? - CBT
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? - Massage. Apparently mine are painful

57. What’s your favorite position? - Frogtie

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? - It means a marketing plot to sell you something overpriced by giving you something cheap for free.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) - The Screaming Nun.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? - On the middle of a sports field, at lunch time, on a Saturday.

61. How often do you masturbate? - Daily

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? - Of course. what else explains that fucking stupid tweeting noise they make.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? - About 3 weeks

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? - yep

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? - yep

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? - Never have.
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? - Add a few 00's, then yes.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? - Stupid/Religious People

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? - No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? - You don't exist, stop sneezing.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? - Nothing. I liked school.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? - Yes. I'm told I sound like a cat being punched.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? - there's a speed limit?

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Errm, About 135mph on a 70mph road.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? - No idea. I'm not modest, I'd likely do it anyway.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? - Snake from the simpsons. talk about sexy.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? - Drugs

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? - Just one? Religious people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? - I have no idea.

81. What was your nickname in high school? - Harry Pothead. I had glasses (had laser eye surgery since) and I was stoned a lot.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? - Party Monster. Obvious reasons.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? - Can't really say on here.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? - Love - Willies! Hate - religions

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 4 months old, to Monaco. I think 4 months, might have been more.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? - Light up a smoke and make irish coffee

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? - Aus. Unlikely to get a visa, i've been too naughty

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? - Because people who order an ambulance won't refuse to pay if it's cold.

89. Do you think you are selfish? - Very

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? - Oh my how I wish they would.

91. What is your favorite drink? - Jack Daniels, on the rocks.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? - Jacks, Vodka, Cheese, Lots of Italian hams, salami and poppers.

93. What is the last book you read? - Shadow Hills

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? - Too many. You guys are totally fucked when it starts to run out.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? - I'd want to be the Slave Trainer, payed in smarties

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? - Sex, Drugs and Dirty Dealings

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? - Intelligent, Gay, Ginger

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.- Never had one.

99. What is your greatest weakness? - My nipples, chew on one and I'm pretty much putty in your hands.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? erm still 0?

[dabigone]

Ok, so this looks fun, I gotta do it lol

1. What's your bday? October 6th

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Nancy and Brenden

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? um... 20 and 22?

5. Any pets? ive got 3 dogs, but i only want 1 when i move out

6. If yes, what kind? dog?

7. What is your dream vehicle? anything that moves under its own power lol

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? back to mississippi to be with my girlfriend

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes, they show so much about a person

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? a knife and sharpener for simple survival, a chess set for something to do, a light blanket in case it gets cold, and a tent to stay out of the weather

11. Describe your perfect date? a nice home-made dinner and cuddling on the couch

12. What is your darkest fantasy? darkest?... i dont know if it would fit, but i want my girlfriend to bite me and drink my blood while she orgasms -blushes a little-

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? i would become more responsible, i wouldnt procrastinate, and i would become more assertive

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. my girlfriend

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? i find it a disgusting concept personally, but to each their own, if you like it thats your business

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no... see above question lol

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? technically... i dont think so lol

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal? n/a
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ugh... a dog i suppose...

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? most definitely watching lol

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $1.6 mill?... i would secure a good house for my girlfriend and i and start my own bakery, then invest and save the rest for the future

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? i would go back to when i first graduated high school and work harder so i could be with my girlfriend now instead of a thousand miles away

24. Do you like chocolate? of course lol

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? because they all have tiny #@%#s lol



26. What's your dream life? any one spent with my baby

27. What scares you the most and why? needles... if you were meant to be stabbed youd heal faster

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? a womans eyes, a body of water on a breezy day, and the starry night sky

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? dirty or non-dirty lol?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? good question lol, ask Doctor

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? i have
33. If so, which ones? cant remember lol

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally- walking away from my girlfriend to fly home physically- i chopped down a big tree with just a hatchet once

35. What are your two biggest regrets? not being able to be with my girlfriend now, and being friends with a couple of someones
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? not ever talk to them, and be more responsible

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my grandpa lol
38. Who's the worst? my sister

39. What are you most jealous of? anyone who can see my girlfriend every day

40. Are you OCD about anything? a few things

41. What would you do if your best friend died? my girlfriend is my best friend, and i would follow her to any hell and drag her back myself

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? i would really rather not know lol

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? fidgeting

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? my cousin

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? definitely isolation

46. What size is your bed? single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? old superstitions about the dead rising lol

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? most definitely cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to live with my girlfriend

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Marriage is the legal, but not necessarily required, union of two people who love each other.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? they do count each other, they just skip a number lol

53. Does size matter? in spoons? most definitely lol, otherwise you cant fit in the jar to get the food out

54. Do you have any STDs? not one

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? fingering lol
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? unfortunately stamina

57. What’s your favorite position? doggy so far lol

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? it means theres a catch lol

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) kinda i guess, but i didnt name it lol

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? my girlfriends sisters couch lmao

61. How often do you masturbate? used to be at least every day, now not so often

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? nope, theyre sharp on that end lol

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks, not fun

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? pictures lol

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yup

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? a painter i guess lol
67. Did you get it? yeah

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? theres a decent chance lol

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? stupid people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? shut off the hurricane please?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? being friends with some of the people i was

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? only when i dont notice it

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10 miles over?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? watch all the idiots lol

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? noone? theyre 2d lol

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? a lot of things lol

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? vomit in all its stages

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? yup, its pi times half the width of your butt crack to the third power lol

81. What was your nickname in high school? more things than i can mention lol

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? if theres one called "why me?" that would be it lol

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? meeting my girlfriend

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the capacity for learning, but i hate how stupid and stubborn most people are

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? in 2007 to england for the world scout jamboree

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? open my eyes lol?

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? ireland, ive always wanted to live there

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because theyre smarter lol

89. Do you think you are selfish? i think people can learn to not be, but yes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because then people might get a more fun idea, and theyd wet themselves

91. What is your favorite drink? milk or coffee or coke zero

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? stuff you really dont want to eat id wager lol

93. What is the last book you read? The Alchemyst

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? more than there need to be

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? to wake up from the weird dream i was having

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? hmm... "why me?" comes to mind again lol

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? humorous, procrastinator, eccentric

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. havent really had a bad one yet

99. What is your greatest weakness? i cant say no to her

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? too damn cold lol

[sumsar1972]

1. What's your bday? March

2. How many children do you want to have? 3

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Private

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Already have them

5. Any pets? No

6. If yes, what kind? N.a.

7. What is your dream vehicle? BMW

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? New York City, just explore the city

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Picture of my family, bed mattress, watch, pen, paper.

11. Describe your perfect date? Laughter, smiles, kisses and sex.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Private... But it would be fun!

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Lose weight, more self discipline, being more relaxed

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. My wife!

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Not for me

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No

19. If yes what animal? N.a.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A small one

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? The last one

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Buy two new cars

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 100 years forward to see what the world has become

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Don't know

26. What's your dream life? The one I'm having

27. What scares you the most and why? Death

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Waterfalls, mountains, rainbow

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Woman's pussy, so incredibly sexy"

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? They don't

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? No

33. If so, which ones? N.a.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally: my father's illness and death, physically: no one in particular

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Private

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have been more active

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My wife

38. Who's the worst? My mom

39. What are you most jealous of? Money

40. Are you OCD about anything? No

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Be very sorry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Being lazy at work

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Private

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Second one

46. What size is your bed? 90 cm x 200 cm

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? The death need their privacy

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? No more hunger in the world

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Happiness, being two and sharing everything

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Humans

53. Does size matter? Yes

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? My devotion to my partner's pleasure

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Endurance

57. What’s your favorite position? Doggy or her riding

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yeah, right...

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? In our car in a roadside parking

61. How often do you masturbate? 2-10 times a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 2 weeks or something like that

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Skinning minks

67. Did you get it? Yes, but I turned it down in the end, because I got another job.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? No

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Don't know

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Not so shy

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Often, but not my much

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Maybe 50 kph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Take a lot of money

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Daisy Duck, she seems nice

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? No much, but I once smashed some windows with a friend

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Bad smells

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No

81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Don't know of any

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Meeting my wife

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love all about the female body! Hate disease.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 1987, to London, UK

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Lift my son out of bed

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? U.K.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? I don't

89. Do you think you are selfish? No, but sometimes I am

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
That's not polite

91. What is your favorite drink? White Russian

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Milk, vegetables, last night's leftovers

93. What is the last book you read? Big Bang by Simon Singh

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 300,000

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? SEX!

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? We didn't know him, but now we do

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Large, responsible, nice

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He was ok, but really enjoyed hearing himself talking

99. What is your greatest weakness? Laziness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Not defined

[Tuber25]

1. What's your bday? Not giving out personal info like that

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Girl Amber; Boy Damion

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Whenever I'm able to support a family and know how to take care of a child

5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? cats

7. What is your dream vehicle? Lamborghini

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Myrtle Beach. Walk along the beach with a girl I like and get to know her


10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A tv that can't connect to cable and lots of porn, a dvd player

11. Describe your perfect date? don't have one

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Committing suicide. Also, being in a plane crash where the plane breaks apart and I'm still stuck in the seat as I fall from the plane, and I land in the middle of central park alive and I become the talk of every news network.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? Not being able to control myself

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Emma Watson, but in reality she has to have brown hair, blue eyes, she has to be thin, and 5feet 6inches tall and born on the same day as me

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Go for it

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no, I forget what a rimjob is

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no

18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality? no


22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? I think 5.2 million yen is 63,970 U.S dollars and I would rent an apartment and spend it all on my rent

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd go to a million years in the feature and fuck a hot nurse

24. Do you like chocolate? No, it hurts my teeth

26. What's your dream life? To be financially stable

27. What scares you the most and why? Being caught by a Tornado. It scares me because I would have time to think before I die.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The mountains and the forests

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? a hot girls ass because its just plainly hot

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? legal reasons

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Graduate from high school, because I had to battle depression and I fucking suck at school

35. What are your two biggest regrets? fucking the two girls i fucked because it was a waste of time. And having a relationship with my most recent ex because I'm still not over the emotional pain of the break up and its been 2 god damn years and shes still all I ever think about and I just want her out of my fucking mind because I fucking hate her and hope she dies.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have never fucked the two girls and I would have never met my ex. I woulda said fuck it. It's not worth my fucking time.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My cousin mike

38. Who's the worst? None of them

39. What are you most jealous of? The fact that a girl I like is fucking a nigger and not me

40. Are you OCD about anything? Having my dvds in alphabetical order

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to the funeral and mourn.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? I don't want to say names, but its the only guy I'm really friends with

50. What is more important - lust or love? lust because theirs no such thing as love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. lifetime fuck buddy

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 1 week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? A job at the Lions Den

67. Did you get it? no

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? When I become forgetful and when I'm working a job and someone tells me I should do something that I should have thought about before

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Cover your mouth when you sneeze you fucking asshole

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd be more assertive in my studies and not worry about making social connections

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? a lot

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 120

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? check out a hot girl and pick my nose

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Daria because shes nerdy

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? telling my high school principle that I'd make are school look worse than columbine, but even then I didn't really get into much trouble.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? poop fetishes

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? people can't admit the truth

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? masturbate

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? A beer

93. What is the last book you read? Harry Turtledoves Return Engagement: In at the death

[kiarra76]

1. What's your bday? 12/13
2. How many children do you want to have? 2
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) girl-? boy-zack
4. At what age would you like to have these kids? whenever its right
5. Any pets? yes

6. If yes, what kind? dog
7. What is your dream vehicle? something nice...!
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? egypt. my dream.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? blanket, axe, ipod, books, meds in case i get sick
11. Describe your perfect date? not awkward
12. What is your darkest fantasy? umm...
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? be a genious, be less awkward, be...decisive.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
attractive, smart.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ehh..
16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? not really

18. Would you ever involve yourself in bestiality? no


22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? buy a house in the caribbean, buy lots of nice stuff!
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? future and study technology
24. Do you like chocolate? delicious
26. What's your dream life? successful physicist
27. What scares you the most and why? death because its unknown and fear because well itsscary!
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? space, weather...
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? i dont know
30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? its awkward and socially inacceptable to watch someone change like that
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? walk twenty miles in a blizzard in antarctica
35. What are your two biggest regrets? hmmm...
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? --
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? sis
38. Who's the worst? the whole crazy side
39. What are you most jealous of? geniouses
40. Are you OCD about anything? who isnt
41. What would you do if your best friend died? be sad

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? a certain someone
50. What is more important - lust or love? lust?
51. Define marriage in a sentence. wierd ritual that seems normal so everyone does it
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? month
64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? --
67. Did you get it? --

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? really stupid people that dont even understand what youre talking about.
71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? why would i talk to god?--bless you.
72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? --
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? --
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? --

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? dance!
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? hmmm..
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? not much
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? many things
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? we learn in incredibly fast rates. people are unclassy and stupid and annoying and just suck.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? curse the sun for not being up yet.
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? apple cider
93. What is the last book you read? BANG! (as in the big bang theory haha)

[Mistress_Louisa]

1. What's your bday? 31st January

2. How many children do you want to have? I wouldn't mind a little brood of around 3...some day!

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Probably Anna for a girl, and either Cameron, Alexander or Patrick for a boy.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Oh, once I've settled in my job and whatnot...probably about 3/4 years down the line. But who really knows with these things?!

5. Any pets? Alas, no - my flat is a bit small for pets.

6. If yes, what kind? N/A

7. What is your dream vehicle? A flying carpet.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Oh, Berlin in autumn time, without a doubt. It's a long-standing wish of mine! I'd just enjoy the warm colours, the museums and whatnot. Bliss!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? I'd say eyes and lips are tied - eyes can be very expressive and intimate...as can lips, hehe.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? A copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's South Sea Tales, because it's one of my favourite story collections, and seems appropriate , tehehe! Musical devices would run out of battery, so I'd take my old acoustic guitar and teach myself. A photo album, including pictures of my family, friends, and boyfriend. Finally, some knitting needles and wool, to pass the time...and knit myself a warm blanket, haha!

11. Describe your perfect date? Anything that involves good conversation over a meal (preferably Thai or Italian), perhaps a movie...and kinky late-night sex, tehehe!

12. What is your darkest fantasy? I don't think I have a 'dark' fantasy, as such!

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would be more secure in myself and my abilities...I'd have a smaller nose. Hehe, shallow, me? And, finally, I'd be a bit funnier

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. It's very simple, really: someone who respects me, makes me feel loved, and who understands me. I think I have that right now, which makes me unspeakably happy (It helps that he's hot and let's me spank him, tehehe!)

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? I don't have a problem with it...provided ass is clean, haha!

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Indeed I have.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Oh, I'm sure Jerry Bruckheimer will answer that question in some CSI spin-off soon...

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Not really my cup of tea, to be honest. Plus, I do enjoy my lack of a criminal record!

19. If yes what animal? N/A

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? I don't care if you put a gun to my head, it doesn't interest me, thus I wouldn't do it.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Ouch. I'd take it myself. I'd rather zone out and deal with my own pain that watch it being inflicted upon someone I love. If it's forced upon me, I'm helpless. But I could never forgive myself for idly watching this happen to another human being, regardless of whether or not they were my friend.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? On pretty cupcakes and knee socks, tehehe.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Sounds very narcissistic and boring, but I'd go back to see myself as a 14 year old, and assure myself that it all gets better, haha. Nah, really...I'd go back to the seventeenth century, because it's a damn interesting period in Scottish history. I'd go to the court of King James VI and sip some wine, have a dance, and experience court life of the Renaissance!

24. Do you like chocolate? I'm more of a savoury snacker, but I do like it, yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because big things always start out as little things, concocted by geeks in their musty bedrooms.


26. What's your dream life? If I can be happy and by the side of someone I love, I don't need much else beyond a job that I actually want to go to in the morning, a trip to pub with my mates at the weekend, and a good book and DVD collection, hehe. True!

27. What scares you the most and why? How about the pervert who has called my house four times in the last 5mins? He scares me

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Frosty mornings, lightning scorching the sky, and fresh green woodland.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? For men, good strong arms that both look good, and make me feel protected. For women, the dip under the hip bone, because it's so delicate and sexy.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because if they watched it would be degrading and voyeuristic. They should only look at your body once it's ready for examination, in a purely clinical manner.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope.

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A

33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Work through the death of my granddad. For obvious reasons.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? That I wasn't confident enough to go make more friends as an undergrad at uni - I think it would have led me on a different path in my earlier twenties. Also that I haven't been to Berlin in autumn, hehe.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I would have been a bit more socially outgoing - that's the long and short of it. I think it would have helped me extricate myself from a relationship I was in at the time that I really shouldn't have been in.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Hehe, probably my mum. She can be a moody bugger, but she's also one of my best friends.

38. Who's the worst? I love my family.

39. What are you most jealous of? Only small banal things in life, and I try not to be even then. I'm not always successful, hehe.

40. Are you OCD about anything? I'm a bit of a neat freak, as my boyfriend will confirm, hehe.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I'd be devastated, naturally. I'd probably retreat into myself for a bit...but I'm also a strong person, and I know I'd be ok eventually.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Um, pardon?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Erm, my habit of being a bit over-sensitive and analytical at times. It can cause problems!

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Oh, I can think of person who tends to irritate me. But severing all ties seems a bit extreme!

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Both would be a tragedy. But I guess I'd rather be blissfully ignorant of my emotional losses than constantly faced with them.

46. What size is your bed? Tis a double bed.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent entry of scavengers and insects.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oh, gee, let me think...CHEESE, no question, tehehe.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To live closer to my boyfriend.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Aren't both inextricably linked? Love without lust is simply friendship, and lust without love is a bit...empty, in my humble opinion.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Ask me when I'm married!

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? The number of questions in this quiz

53. Does size matter? My dirty mind has immediately jumped to penis size here. And my answer is...I don't know! I've never experienced a smaller size!

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope!

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Hehe, I don't know...why don't you ask Crossdress Bitch?

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Ummm...I'm not fond of reverse cowgirl, which seems a bit disappointing to some!

57. What’s your favorite position? I'm proud to say that missionary gets it done...good and proper, hehe. Other than that, I do like being on top, and I also like spooning and doggy style.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Good point. But don't ask me, I'm not an advertiser, hehe.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Alas, no.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Probably the public walkway of a local park. Very exposed and risky!

61. How often do you masturbate? It really varies. At least once a fortnight, anyway. Sometimes several times in one day!

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? I'll be sure to test that and get back to you...

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Genuinely no idea! Possibly a month or two...but that's a guess.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Not yet, but I do rather want to!

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Oh yes. I do hope Crossdress Bitch's laptop is never stolen or hacked, hehe.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? DIY assistant. I can't DIY, haha.

67. Did you get it? I did, somehow! I even worked there for three years, hehe.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Ah, probably!

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who are happy to take, take and take, but are less willing to give back in return.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Can't say I have, no.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Gesundheit!


72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Um...I would have taken piano lessons.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Occasionally, if the mood takes me.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Oh, fairly regularly on the motorway. Oops!

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? About 95mph...so nothing too naughty. Ahem.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Scratch that down-low itch, tehehe!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Dogtanian, man. He's one suave doggy.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Bickering with my younger sister. Otherwise I was a bit of a goody-two-shoes.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Bigotry/racism etc - essentially moral ignorance.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Ask a scientist.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Just 'Lou'...a bit dull, haha.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Inception. Cos I'm a sly, dreamy muthafucka, hehe. Just kiddin'.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? I think a lot of my choices and personality comes down to the influence of my granddad...my fellow literary lover and intellect.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? I love the emotional fragility and capability of the human race. And hate it's propensity for intolerance and hatred.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Probably to Spain for a family holiday as a child...so I would have been approximately 6/7 years old.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Have a cup of tea!

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I love Scotland. can't stay here, pretty please?

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because the ambulance service doesn't owe you a free starter when they're late, hehe. Or, you live in a shitty tax area.

89. Do you think you are selfish? No...I hope not.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because it's crass?

91. What is your favorite drink? Tea. Oh yeah, I'm a rock star, hehe.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Semi-skimmed milk, king prawns, tortelloni pasta, mince, olives, Diet Coke, cheese, rocket salad, mushrooms, peppers, onions and various other bits and bobs. Have I been deemed healthy, haha?

93. What is the last book you read? I'm in the process of reading a graphic novel version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Tis good! Aside from that, Kazuo Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go, which I love quite a bit.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? I genuinely have no idea, having never been to the US...probably in the hundreds of thousands?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? ??? Pleb would be fine, hehe.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? About a Girl. Cos it's simples.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Happy, scholarly, and...kind? I hope, anyway.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He went by the monicker 'Jock the cock', gave his girl crush a day off for her birthday, but made me work during my undergraduate exam period. He also took me to task for picking a bottle from a shelf and cutting myself...because yes, it was entirely my fault someone had left a cracked bottle on display. Sigh.

99. What is your greatest weakness? I think I can be far too analytical and over-sensitive...it's a bad quality that I'm a bit ashamed of.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Blue.

[xava]

1. What's your bday? 24th april

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) not sure maybe bailey/sam

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? not yet :P

5. Any pets? 1 cat

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle? porsche

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? england again .. id listen

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? lips/mouth it says so much about the person

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? if i can, 1 friend. if not ...
knife
paper
pencil
football
blanket

11. Describe your perfect date? spending the night at a friends with our first kiss happening as we lay down to sleep (may not sound awesome but it happened an was amazing)

12. What is your darkest fantasy? sucking a friend while his asleep

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? hair/age/body

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. skinny white cool hair blue eyes nice white straight teeth

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ummmm if very drunk sure :P

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? yes!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? no
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? tiger

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? 50 people to myself , i couldnt watch a friend suffer

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? lots of holidays

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1.5 yrs ago to fall in love with the same person again but show it more so the relationship went further

24. Do you like chocolate? love it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? lol apple all the way



26. What's your dream life? spent with friends and loved ones

27. What scares you the most and why? death(not my own) i dont think i could handle a close friends death

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? trees human body and animials

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? lips already answered why

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? there crazy people thas why

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yep
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? nope (most are meat related and i dont eat meat
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? physically, martial arts training for a tournament fight, emotionally, letting go of a lost love

35. What are your two biggest regrets? being shy
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? be how i am now, not care about people who dont like me

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? mum
38. Who's the worst? no one

39. What are you most jealous of? best friend

40. Are you OCD about anything? nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died? probaly die myself

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? lol .. yes!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? masturbating

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? couldnt decide

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? isolation

46. What size is your bed? queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? ZOMBIES

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? happyness for friends and family

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. crazy

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? rhinos

53. Does size matter? yes ( massive isnt good)

54. Do you have any STDs? nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? oral
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? not sure

57. What’s your favorite position? 69

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? yep

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? skatepark

61. How often do you masturbate? once or twice a day

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? yes

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a month

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? yes

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? n/a
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? fake people

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? no

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? id be gay

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? nope

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? yes

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 130kph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? look at them

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? batman .. his awesome

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? breaking things

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cockroaches

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? 777kph

81. What was your nickname in high school? xavier

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? not sure

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? standing up for a friend when he was dow

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? love the fact people love each-other hate people who don appreciate that

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? qld when i was 8

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? check facebook

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? england

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? you dont in australia

89. Do you think you are selfish? no

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? scared

91. What is your favorite drink? coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? coke /food

93. What is the last book you read? perks of being a wallflower

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?4756

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? everything muhahaha

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? me.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? random horney crazy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. twofaced

99. What is your greatest weakness? taking on everyones problems until i breakdown

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 2x 0degrees fahrenheit = 35.555 degrees Celsius
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[Reixonac]

1. What's your bday?
- Yesterday (Woop woop!)

2. How many children do you want to have?
- 3 at most.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
- Evangeline, Tobias and Seth.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
- Into my thirties.

5. Any pets?
- Not at the moment.

6. If yes, what kind?
- Used to own a dog called Candy and always wanted a cat.

7. What is your dream vehicle?
- Hover-sub-ma-bike

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
- I would go back to Mozambique and stay on the beach (Fatima's nest.)

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
- The eyes, because I'm a hopeless romantic deep down.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
- Swiss army knife, duct tape, survival guide, pack of cards and suncream.

11. Describe your perfect date?
- Meet in town, grab a drink, go see some stand up comedy, go grab a pizza and play some bowling, back to my place for coffee and a crappy movie.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
- Oh. No no. You don't know me that well just yet.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
- My body (already am changing it. Gym.)
- My... hair?
- My inability to find three things about myself that I don't like.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
- Petite, cute, maybe a little sub, maybe a little switch, but with my mind.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
- Never tried it. I'll get back to you if the opportunity arises.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
- Nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
- Yes.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
- *innocent whistle* I assume you mean 'Bestiality' or 'Zoophilia'?

19. If yes what animal?
- Dogs.

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
- Dogs.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
- The first option, and you can make that 21 people.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
- Take a couple of friends on holiday and save the rest.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
- I would go back in time to various points and subtley manipulate events so that 'normal' people weren't so boring in our time. I would also leave myself blueprints to the time machine and instructions on what to do so as to avoid that whole paradox of 'but then you wouldn't make a time machine and travel back'.

24. Do you like chocolate?
- Hell yeah.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
- Bill named it after his penis, you see. True story.

26. What's your dream life?
- Clarify: what is the life I wish to lead or what is the life I dream about? because the second one involves dinosaurs and universe hopping, whilst the first one is an easy life on the beach by the time I hit 50.

27. What scares you the most and why?
- Zombies. Because I live near a graveyard.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
- Science. (both physical and social)
- The first rays of sunshine waking the birds at 3AM just as I'm falling asleep.
- The silence found atop snow-peaked mountains.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
- The feet. They're filled with some of the smallest and most delicate bones in the body and they do the massive job of keeping us upright.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
- Same reason the cashier looks away when you enter your PIN, even though it'll be on the CCTV.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
- No

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
- ...

33. If so, which ones?
- ???

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
- Physically, had to build a school house in Africa. Blazing heat, heavy lifting, scorpions, etc etc etc. Emotionally? Leaving the village when I was done.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
- Not trying to get her back. I learned after that that you only regret the things you never try.
- Um... yeah, that's all I've got.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
- I wouldn't. If it weren't that way, I wouldn't have learned my lesson and I would have more regrets right now.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
- Me. Second best would have to be the middle brother.

38. Who's the worst?
- The youngest brother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
- How easy other people's lives seem to be as a result of lowering their standards.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
- Oh f*****g hell, yes. Almost everything I have control over.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
- I would bring society to it's knees.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
- Yes.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
- I'm a drinking, smoking, gambling, lecherous Narcissist. I'm giving up cigarettes at the moment.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
- If I had to, probably Alex.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
- Oh god. It'd have to be the second option.

46. What size is your bed?
- Big.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
- Zombies. I shit you not.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex i-
- Let me stop you there. Cheese is gone.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
- Mass depravity.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
- Lust.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
- A system designed and implemented to quell rebellion amongst the serfs.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
- People. Obviously.

53. Does size matter?
- Yes, though where you stick it is a factor.

54. Do you have any STDs?
- NO! I'm clean as a whistle if you fancy a blow . Paranoia is a great tool.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
- Oral.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
- Um... Sex, I guess. I'm not just a piston...

57. What’s your favorite position?
- It's boring, I know, but doggy style.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
- It's like a double negative. It means there's some sort of cost involved.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
- Yes, it's known as the venom.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
- In my ex-girlfriend's daughter's bed.

61. How often do you masturbate?
- Rarely. The frustration gives me the drive to succeed.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
- No, but fish scales do. Fish are of course tickled by dog hair...

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
- A year. Was the longest dare I ever took.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
- Yes.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
- Yep.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
- Lead creative specialist in a fictional firm.

67. Did you get it?
- Yep.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
- That's only like £6K (GBP) so no.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
- Chav Culture.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
- Heh. Yep.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
- Ghezuntite.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I wouldn't have had my math GCSE on my 16th birthday.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
- Yep. Shower songs.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
- I don't drive.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
- What did I just say?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
- I know that no-one's looking.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
- Harley Quinn from Batman. I had the hots for her growing up, even though I hear she's got DC.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
- I once crushed up some plaster of Paris into dust and bagged it up, pretended to sell it to a friend in front of this kid at high school. I was suspended pending the results of drug testing, my parents hit the roof and I wasn't allowed to use plaster of Paris again.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
- Boring people.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
- Gas diffusion constants? Yeah, easy.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
- Candy. (Yeah, I know, just like my dog. Long story.)

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
- "Fuck it: you only live twice." I died briefly as a kid and it had a big impact on my life.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
- My first death. Totally changed my outlook on life.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
- I love the brains. The human mind is a fascinating and beautiful thing full of swirly colours and happy thoughts. I hate the conditioning applied to it, filtering out the nice things and replacing them with rules.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
- When I was a year old I travelled to Hawaii by plane.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
- Curse each and every deity that I can think of for creating a time of day that comes before my first cup of hot coffee.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
- Japan, Tech central of the world.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
- Because pizza places are a business, Ambulances are a luxury.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
- I can be, though I try not to be.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
- Because that's the universal symbol for 'where's my penis?'

91. What is your favorite drink?
- It's called 'The Phoenix' and when you drink it, you'll be fine for about half an hour. Then the next thing you know, you're rising again the next morning, tasting like alcohol, sex and ash.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
- My housemates' food and my alcohol.

93. What is the last book you read?
- Overkill by Joseph Teller.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
- Not enough to keep prices down.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
- So I get something I desire AND I get to be an ambassador for earth? I'd desire a Jedi robe and working Light-sabre.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
- "An upwards arrow."

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
- Hi, I'm Fenix.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
- She ran the pub, she hated people. bad combination.

99. What is your greatest weakness?
- I don't trust people easily.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
- 273 degrees celcius. (Very clever joke there.)

[sindell]

1. What's your bday? Jan 21st

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Trinity Ann and Crispen

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? before im 35

5. Any pets? i have 4 retared cats

6. If yes, what kind? see question 5

7. What is your dream vehicle? 1970 Doge Challenger

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Scottland to find my dream man in a kilt!!

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? the eyes, becsaue they are the windows into a persons soul

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?~~~ my smokes-i must have them, music to keep me sane, a sexy vampire to keep me happy, some kind of shelter so my vampire does not get crispy, and........books!! casue reading in my life

11. Describe your perfect date? the hell if i know i never had a perfect date, i would have to say taking a long walk through a park talking and doing some photo shoots

12. What is your darkest fantasy? getting down and dirty with a vampire

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? my stomach, my thighs, and.....well thats it im ok with who i am i just hate how my body looks

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Sexy vampire with an accent!! who wears leather and calls me Kitten

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?...i have no opinion, to each their own

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? in my case yes!!

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?......HELL TO THE NO!!

19. If yes what animal? >:P

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? ewww!!

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?...wow im not gonna answer this one i love my BFF to much

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? ummm.....i dk casue im not sure how much that would be in un US cash

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? the 70's so i couls get my damn Challanger!

24. Do you like chocolate? love it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? how the fuck should i know?



26. What's your dream life? being a famous photographer or writter

27. What scares you the most and why? death...casue i dont want to die!!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The sky, the trees, and everything

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? the neck, casue i like to bite it...teehee

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? they dont want to so see u GET naked, it would seem like they r getting a really good peep show with the amount they charge u for a fucking exam

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yeah i love that show

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? hell no

33. If so, which ones?....:P

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? emotionally....try to NOT tell my b/f that i loved him when we were only 2 months in to the relastionship, physically...try to to jump my b/f right away!! never got the chance anyway the asshole dumped me!!

35. What are your two biggest regrets? never telling him i loved him, and....im not sure

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? kick him in the shin and tell me not to leave me

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my aunt

38. Who's the worst? no one i love then all

39. What are you most jealous of? people who have happy lives

40. Are you OCD about anything? not that i know of

41. What would you do if your best friend died? lose my mind and become more insane then i already am

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? biting my nails

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? ah shit...umm....my drage queen friend, i love him but he drives me nuts

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? ISOLATION!!

46. What size is your bed? full size

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? DUH so the bad vampires can not get out!!

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? not gonna answer casue i have no answer

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? to be happy

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. its hard to discribe it whn u r not mairred

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? humans?

53. Does size matter? i could care less

54. Do you have any STDs? no

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? dont have one...yet

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? right now everything, i need to be taught

57. What’s your favorite position? dont have one

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? BLAH

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? by myself in my room

61. How often do you masturbate? to offten

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? no

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? a week?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? no

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? no

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? IDK

67. Did you get it? idk

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? no i cant dance

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lies

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? yes

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? idk i dont talk to that GOD

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? not getting kicked out of summer school

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? every day

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? i dont get it

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? run naked through a hot dog factory singing im an oscar myer weaner!!

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Gambit from the x-man casue hes hot!!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? staying out late

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? cheerlearders and Twilight

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? maybe

81. What was your nickname in high school? Bitch, still is HA

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? no movie title can discribe me im speical

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? my life is boring nothing funn every happens

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i hate how stupid people are but i love how that stupidity makes me laugh

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i was 15 and i went to Tusan Ariazon

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? go to the bathroom

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? idk

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? casue if the pizza is late its free the ambulance is gonna coast u an arm and a leg regaurdless

89. Do you think you are selfish? only around my birthday

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?...hahaha that makes me laugh

91. What is your favorite drink? vitamen water

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? leftovers, ice tea, and maybe one bottel of mikes hard lemonade

93. What is the last book you read? How to Catch and keep a vampire: a step by step guid to loving the bad and the beautiful...dint judge me

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? a lot?

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?.......QUEEN

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Insane or Crazy? The Tale of the Vampire Obssed Punk

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? insane, cute, bitchy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. im still working for him, he is a little indain dude who dose not take taxes out of my pay and tells my coworker that she is fat

99. What is your greatest weakness? vampires!!

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? what do i look like a fucking weather man?

[Hikue]

1. What's your bday? May 14

2. How many children do you want to have? Not sure.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Depends on the day

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? mid twenties or later

5. Any pets? No, I can barely take care of myself

6. If yes, what kind? None

7. What is your dream vehicle? ISS

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? International space station. Scienceie stuff

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Because they are just so beautiful and mesmerizing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? One set of poi so that I can practices my spinning: Solar powered laptop with poi and contact staff, so I can learn new things: A really nice camping kit, so I can be comfortable: not sure what else

11. Describe your perfect date? Would depend on the person

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Living by impulse for a day. I have thought about this lots and the amount of carnage that would be had is rather high.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? I would be more fit, Less lazy, Less worried about what other people think.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 120 pounds, 5'8"esh A/B cup breasts. Green eyes. Short hair, preferably blue, pink, or orange. Would enjoy physical contact. Be a switch. Enjoy raving. Motivate me when I need it.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? NO
19. If yes what animal?No
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Gold fish

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Weak long one, I am assuming that the people gangbanging me are all hot chicks.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Poi, staff, juggling stuff.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Far enough into the future to learn how to live as long as I want with technology we have right now, with out aging.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, dark only.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? It started small.

26. What's your dream life? Chill around all day doing object manipulation and raving

27. What scares you the most and why? That people I love will die.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Stars, Galaxies, People.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Eyes. See above.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Its less humiliating for you.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yes
33. If so, which ones? Spicy food ones.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically, moving out of a house in neg 20 weather when I was 12. Emotionally, Telling a friend of mine to suck it up and move on.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not staying with my Ex... Maybe. Not getting more hugs and cuddles when I was younger.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Stay with her... Maybe. GET MORE HUGS AND CUDDLES WHEN YOUNGER.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Me.
38. Who's the worst? My step father. Abusive alcoholic

39. What are you most jealous of? People who can doing physical things I can't. Dancing, spinning, surfing, etc.

40. Are you OCD about anything? Drying my ears with Q-tips after a bath or shower

41. What would you do if your best friend died? I don't have any best friends.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Yes.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Procrastination/

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Jen.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Number two, would be fun to start over.

46. What size is your bed? Queen.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To prevent animals from getting into it.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese, I hate cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? The power to alter reality.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Two people unified into one.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Sheep are unable to keep track of numerical entities

53. Does size matter? Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? None, I am a virgin
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? See above.

57. What’s your favorite position? In theory, face down ass up

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Marketing ploy.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Haven't

61. How often do you masturbate? Ranges from 3-4 times a day to once every 4-5 months

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 6-7 months.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? No

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? No

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Haven't
67. Did you get it? No

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? People who say "lol" In any form

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Who says god could sneeze?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Cuddle more.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? No

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Are we counting 1mph as over? In that case a lot.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10esh

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Breath.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Too many choices to be honest.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Trying to see the panties of the girl next door when we were 7-8esh.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Lots of things disgust me, poop is number 1.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Smell doesn't have a constant speed.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Didn't have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I don't know enough titles to pick a good one.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Getting raped when I was 9... well not raped so much as coerced into sex.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? As in one thing? Girls. If two things, Girls, Drunks.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 6esh, to arizona.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Open my eyes.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Some place in Europe.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More pizza places are closer to you than there are hospitals.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Yes, I also think all humans are selfesh.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Who says the need to pee?

91. What is your favorite drink? Water.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Food.

93. What is the last book you read? Frankenstein

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Let C be the number of cities in the united states and G be the number of gas stations C * 100 = G

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? The ability to alter reality.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Who the fuck was this guy?

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Elitist, Manipulative, prick.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Your mom.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Fire.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0.

[smile:)]

1. What's your bday?
may 17th

2. How many children do you want to have?
0-2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
not a clue

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
not for a very long time

5. Any pets?
3, 2 dogs and 1 cat

6. If yes, what kind?
answered above

7. What is your dream vehicle?
69' Camaro

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
hmm.. not sure. i'll think on that question

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, they tell the personality

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
1- best friendd
2- mountain dew
3- tampons
4- shower
5- bathing supplies

11. Describe your perfect date?
unpredictable date never knowing what he has planned next

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
hmmm.. not sure

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
breast size and I cant think of 2 more

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
I dont know yet what the perfect man would be for me

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
dont care

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
hahah.. good question

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
hell no

19. If yes what animal?
---

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
not answering.. wont even think about it

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
well neither.. but if I would have to choose.. the week long 50 person. I wouldnt let my best friend go through that by herself.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
I wouldnt even know where to begen

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
not a clue

24. Do you like chocolate?
of course

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
yet again.. another good question

26. What's your dream life?
I dont have a dream life, life will be enjoyable no matter what

27. What scares you the most and why?
clowns.. because they are fucking terrifying.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
nature, human beings, dogs

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
eyes, if thats considered a body part. because they are beautiful

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
yet again again. another good question

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
nope. but i've seen man vs. wild

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
----
33. If so, which ones?
----
34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
physically not sure.. but emotionally would be when I had to stop talking to my ex.

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I dont live with regrets

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
once again, I dont live with regrets

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
they are all equalling the best and the worst.

38. Who's the worst?
look at statement above

39. What are you most jealous of?
its hard to get my jealous

40. Are you OCD about anything?
indeed.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I dont even know.. I would drive myself insane probably

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
??

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
picking my split ends

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
my family all would be first, but friends.. trish

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
live in complete isolation.

46. What size is your bed?
queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
I didnt know it was nailed down

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
hmm.. cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
a million more wishes

50. What is more important - lust or love?
love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
marriage is the most difficult but most rewarding experince you could ever have.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
bears.

53. Does size matter?
nope

54. Do you have any STDs?
nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
I'm not quite sure

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
I gag easily

57. What’s your favorite position?
any

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
yeah....

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
my backseat?

61. How often do you masturbate?
enough

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
indeed

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
2 months

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
masturbating yes

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
not really applied for a weird job

67. Did you get it?
-----

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
I'd consider it.. but probably not.
actually I dont know

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
to many

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
yes.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
bless yourself

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
oh my. where to begin.. nah high school is fun

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
sometimes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
all the time

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
55 i'm kind of addicted to speeding

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I dont know actually.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Hercules, sexy

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
yelling at my brothers

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
infections

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
nope.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
to many to type

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
unpredictable
cause thats the way I roll

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
moving, realizing the important things in life.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
love how amazing the mind works.
hate how judgemental they are

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
california when I was like 6

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
hit snooze

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Australia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
food is more important apparently.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
not usually, but I have my moments.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
ha ha.. society should start doing that. I would laugh

91. What is your favorite drink?
Mountain Dew

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
leftovers

93. What is the last book you read?
still reading.. mockingjay

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
tons to many to count

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
hmm. thats a difficult question.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
there was a question about movie title.. so this would probably be the same title.
unpredictable.

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
unpredicatable, helpful, optimisitic

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
hit on me way to often, made me feel umcomfortable, so I quit

99. What is your greatest weakness?
havent figured that one out

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
zero.

[CatGotYourTongue]

1. What's your bday?
11 April 1995

2. How many children do you want to have?
At some point, 2 I think.

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Boy: David
Girl: Jessica

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
Not soon - late 30's, maybe?

5. Any pets?
No.

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle?
Thunderbird 2.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Africa. Camp.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Nose. Cutest god damn thing I ever did see.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A couch, a solar powered battery, a Satellite dish, a TV, and a vibrator.

11. Describe your perfect date?
Something romantic but also very personal.

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Ooh...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Taller, bigger boobs, less freckles.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
Caring, honest, funny, intelligent, hot.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Yucky.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
Depends which personalit is their true one and not an assumed one.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Probably not.
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
A dog, given the alternatives would be the best to start with (I mean, some people do HORSES. Seriously? Horses.)

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
The first one. If the friend was participating in the second one, they wouldn't be a friend, would they?

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
On chocolate.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
1941. Slap Hitler and tell him to behave.

24. Do you like chocolate?
Yes. Hell. Yes.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because they like to pretend they're bigger than they really are (NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK KNOWWHATIMEAN?).

26. What's your dream life?
Now, but without school, the legal age to travel and do stuff and shizzles like that.

27. What scares you the most and why?
Not living life to the full, because otherwise what's the point of living it?

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Autumn trees, summer sky, winter snow.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Ears. They're adorkable.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Because that's where the camera's hidden. OH NO I DIDN'T! *snaps fingers*

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
No. (goes to google it).
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Don't regret anything really.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
N/A

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
Mum.

38. Who's the worst?
Brother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
Nothing. Maybe.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Many things.

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Cry.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
Huh?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Giggling at inappropriate times.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
None. Ever.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
The second one.

46. What size is your bed?
Let me get a ruler.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To prevent the zombified corpse escaping, duh.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Give up cheese. I hate cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Unlimited wishes.

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
"Yay, nay, get out the way, have a baybay, don't go away, visit my grave-ay!"

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The hours left until they're killed for lamb chops.

53. Does size matter?
A bit, yes.

54. Do you have any STDs?
No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
Not sure.

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
Not sure.

57. What’s your favorite position?
Missionary.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
"Unknown stranger".

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No. Thank God. lol.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
School or in shop changing room

61. How often do you masturbate?
Once or twice a day.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Yup.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
A week ish.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
No.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
No.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
Never had one.

67. Did you get it?
N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Sure. 10K? Who wouldn't?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Butchering Shakespeare. I'm serious with this one.
In class, you read Macbeth normally and everyone else goes at it one word at a time as if it's a foreign language!!

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
No.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
"Would you mind not sneezing while I'm in Heav-- HOLY CRAP I'M DEAD!"

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'm still in them.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Bath, no, shower, maybe.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Very few times, seeing how I can't drive,

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
N.A

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Dance,

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Roger Rabbit - 'cos he's f***ing hilarious?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Shouting out extremely witty answers in class.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Sweaty underarm hair.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Yeah, but you need to travel at Ludicrous Speed to reach it.

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Laurenzo

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Layer Cake - oh, the ups and downs and tasty cream fillings

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
First funeral I attended - my gran's.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
Love - imagination, creativity, kindness and good nature.
Hate - war, racism, money, oil, greed, "corporate Earth", the Disney Channel, all that jazz.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
2006 to Salut, Spain.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Roll over and try to fall back asleep.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Freedonia

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Because some people have their priorities right.

89. Do you think you are selfish?
No.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because the time is on your wrist. The bathroom is not on your crotch.

91. What is your favorite drink?
Diet Coke

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Milkshake, pizza and those little strawberry-flavoured health drinks

93. What is the last book you read?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Depends how many gasbags live in it.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
A TARDIS filled with lightsabers, Tribbles and companion cubes.
(Lauren, proving her geek credentials there )

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Happy Happy Life and Dramatic Dramatic Death of Lauren Miller

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Random. Imaginative. Geeky.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Al Mualim at the end of Assassin's Creed. I mean, that battle took me forever!

99. What is your greatest weakness?
Chocolate. Or cake. Or chocolate cake.
Or chocolate cake shaped like a kitten.
Or a TARDIS.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
What am I, weatherman? Or should that be rainman? I'm an excellent driver, excellent driver...

[Bagheera]

1. What's your bday? September 23rd

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Angel and Peter

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Soon.

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? Although my favourites are, beyond any fokking doubt, cats, I have to make do with a bunch of fish in the aquarium now.

7. What is your dream vehicle? Porsche 911.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Back to Thailand, sleep late, read books by the pool, drink, shag. Repeat.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes. Windows of the soul!

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? XBox 360, TV, Forza Motorsport 3, a RealDoll, Kindle with a big science fiction selection.

11. Describe your perfect date? Not too sure. Good restaurant, walk on beach, shag in bushes near beach.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? No idea.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? More muscular, perfect eyesight, an extra inch to the intimates.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Jessica Alba, but smarter.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? No thank you.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? No.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Nope.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? See below.
19. If yes what animal? My poodle used to lick me
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? See above.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Question is not clear.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? That's not enough to make a real big bdifference. Have a big holiday with my gf, then save the rest.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Newton's time. Have a chat with him.

24. Do you like chocolate? Hell yes! Chocolate is the food of the gods!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? If pussy doesn't look like a cat, why is it called pussy?

26. What's your dream life? All the video games I want, all the women I want, all the great cars I want. So that would make it crown prince of Brunei.

27. What scares you the most and why? Heights. I have strong vertigo.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Women. Forests. Cats (big and small versions).

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Female behinds. How can you ask why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? To catch up on their paperwork.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? N/A
33. If so, which ones? N/A

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Dump a nympho gf when I realized we didn't share anything but errmm... Well, she was nympho

35. What are your two biggest regrets? At two pints in life I was actually in love with my then best female friends. Never really got it across.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Nothing I suppose, I am still kind of shy with the fairer sex. I really wish I had fucked the both of them at least once.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My little sister!
38. Who's the worst? One of my cousins.

39. What are you most jealous of? People who have a Porsche 911. Or a Ferrari. Or a Lambo. Etc.

40. Are you OCD about anything? I am not OCD. I am CDO. With the letters in alphabetical order, as they bloody well should be! I do count wagons/carriages on trains when they pass by a crossing I am waiting at.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry?

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No.

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Smoking.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? My best local friend here.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Choice 1.

46. What size is your bed? King.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? The zombie acopalypse man!

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese. And I do like cheese.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? You don't want to know.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Not possible.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Androids.

53. Does size matter? Yes, of course.

54. Do you have any STDs? No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? I have a wicked tongue.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Going at it until I blow, and again, and again, and again... That is getting more and more difficult.

57. What’s your favorite position? Horizontal doggy.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yeah, right.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? The outside rapids off a tropical swimming pool, at night.

61. How often do you masturbate? About once every 2 days when GF is not around. Never when she is.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Two months.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Of course.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Of course.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? None really.
67. Did you get it? N/A

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Spelling.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes for a week, on a sponsored holiday kind of thing.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Shouldn't have created cold viruses and allergenics man.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'm not sure. *thinking* I was who I was then and what I did was being me.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Sometimes.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? A lot.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 210 kph on a 120 kph highway. That was an exceptional case though.

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pick my nose.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Jessica Rabbit? Oh come on, none! They're frigging cartoon characters.

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Speaking up too easily against high school teachers.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Eating insects. Cruelty to animals.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Cannot translate.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? I'm too young to decide

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Failing my first year of college.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? People

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 1988 I think. A school trip.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Put on my glasses.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? I'd say Singapore but I did that. Philippines or Thailand now.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? More pizza delivery people.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Usually, no.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Euh I do.

91. What is your favorite drink? Coca-Cola.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Not much.

93. What is the last book you read? Part 5 of the seven part Seven Suns sage by Kevin J. Anderson.

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? None. I like earth.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Too early for that!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Smart, friendly, horny.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. You don't want to know... 30+ minutes get yelled at sessions when anything went wrong...

99. What is your greatest weakness? Naked female behinds.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Still 0.

[daresforme]

1. What's your bday?
January 3rd
2. How many children do you want to have?
3, 2 boys and a girl
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
I don't really know
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
28-35
5. Any pets?
Ofcourse, one husky-malamute please
6. If yes, what kind?
Husky-malamute
7. What is your dream vehicle?
1968 Mustang GT500, commonely refferred to as Elanore
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
I'd go to Canada and hellicopter ski
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyes
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
An AR-15, A power generator, tons of gasoline, a Satlight dish, and a TV. It'd get mighty boring, whats more entertaining then shooting shit, and dexter?
11. Describe your perfect date?
No such thing
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
I'm not really sure... It'd be kinky tho..
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Id be rich, brilliant, and stunning
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
A flawless body, smart enough to challenge me, but not too smart as to make me feel retarded. Tells it like it is, isn't overly dramatic. Kind, rich, and loves crazy shit
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Never tried it, dont know if I ever want to
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
Nope
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
That depends, if someone commits suicide and they are the sole provider for someone who cannot provide for themselves, and they pass away due to lack of whatever above person provided... would that be considered murder? The answers would be the same, because essentially that is what is happening. The person committing suicide provides the body for the other people, but it is not theirs. (This is assuming ofcourse that the person threatening suicide is the dominant personality)
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
Never
19. If yes what animal?
Never
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
Never

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
They'd be stuck in the 24 hour gang-bang. Thanks, but I like my body in-tact

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
66445.08 in US dollars. I guess I'd probably put it in savings. Perhaps buy a new car? Maybe that mustang (As a fixer-upper)

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
The wild west, and I'd be the baddest mo-fo of them all

24. Do you like chocolate?
Ofcourse

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Because computer hardware, and opperating systems are sooo small

26. What's your dream life?
Retirement

27. What scares you the most and why?
Bee's. Childhood fear really

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Mountains, beach's, and women

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
Thumbs, I wouldn't know what to do without em!

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
They dont, your in a gown.... I think you should look up sexual assault laws in your neighborhood...

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
Nope
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically, a marathon. Emotionally, a marathon

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
Freshman year... 'nough said
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
Haha, STUDY

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My Grandpa, he's awesome
38. Who's the worst?
My sister **shivers**

39. What are you most jealous of?
Nothing really.

40. Are you OCD about anything?
Nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
I don't know

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
I'd assume so, they have crash courses for passengers!

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Smoking

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
That's harsh.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
complete amnesia. It would be like a second life, and a fresh start. Plus, you can still have sex...

46. What size is your bed?
Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
So it doesn't slip off or allow dirt in...

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Easy, cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
Money

50. What is more important - lust or love?
Love encompasses lust... so obviously more important

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
A religious and legal ceremony confirming the bond betweens 2 individuals in life.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
Their hairs. We use sheep primarily for clothing, which is why we see them as comforting, they us their hair for clothing, so Id assume they do the same.

53. Does size matter?
Always

54. Do you have any STDs?
All clean, military checks frequently

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
huh? I can do 3 summersaults in your vagina
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
On the 4th summersault, I get an indian penis burn
57. What’s your favorite position?
The kinkiest one
58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
I dont think I have herd anyone use that term. And I do believe that would be constituted as improper grammer...
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
Nope
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
A parkinglot
61. How often do you masturbate?
Once a week-ish
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Nope, they poke em. Like if I stabbed you with the opposite side of the feather!
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
Idk, depends how many woman id been active with at that particular time
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
I'v made a porn, yes. With me in it, yes. Never alone though, so I guess im not sure if I fully understand your phrasing

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yup, the second

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
adult toy store
67. Did you get it?
I never called them back

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Would guards be present? Would I be equipped with another gun?

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Whiney chicks

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Kinda, we use to live on one when I was a kid... but I never really worked it

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
It is blasphemous to assume god sneezes. It would be saying that god isn't perfect..

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'da socialized less, and studied harder

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
Only if I have music playing

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
My country doesn't have speed limits... Oh wait, are those the white signs?
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
I got ticketed for 20 over once, I don't know my actual speed though

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
I don't know

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I dont know

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Lying
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
puke
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
Technically no, it depends on the type of particles creating the smell, as well as the wind, pressure, and humidity of the environment

81. What was your nickname in high school?
No comment
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
Sex in the City
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
I don't know

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I love being intelligent, I hate the greed, and curruption
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I was young, maybe 5?

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Coffee and cig
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
amsterdam, anywhere closer to me
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
More money in Pizza's. Ask Herman Cain
89. Do you think you are selfish?
No, I dont think so
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Being Polite
91. What is your favorite drink?
Jeager Bombs
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Beer, Orange Juice, some defrosting steak
93. What is the last book you read?
Stephen Colbert's, I am America, and So Can You!
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
3 Million

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
Supreme Ruler

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Fire kindling
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
I don't know... Damn im good
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
An alchoholic I use to work for. He was an ass
99. What is your greatest weakness?
My legs are sooo skinny, its saddening
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
This question is actually why I decided to do this... Just to answer this. Technically, temperature is measured in heat, since being cold is just the absence of heat (which is energy). So the question is technically unanswerable. Then it would also depend if we were talking Kelvin, Celsius, or Farenhieght, which are all measured in "degrees". Then we could convert 0 farenheight to celsuis, which is -17 and 7/9ths. Multiply by 2, which is roughly -35 and 5/9ths. Then convert back to farenheight, bringing us to... roughly -32 degrees farenheight.

[Emo_puppy]

1. What's your bday? December 2nd 1990

2. How many children do you want to have? Z-row

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Anna Jean

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 24 - 28

5. Any pets? nope, but you knew that

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle? a working one

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Florida! meet a "friend"

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? I'm going to say hair is included, I've always been obsessed with mine and other people's hair

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Easy. Corn plant seeds, generator, TV, PS3, Games

11. Describe your perfect date? romantic dinner, maybe a walk through central.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Seeing your "creative" side >

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? be more submissive, be better at coming up with conversations, and not be addicted to ps3

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. would it be cheating if i just said you? umm, strong, can fight, very smart, likes good music, aint no country boy.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? not for me

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? hehe I guess dog

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd probably be the one getting gang banged

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? $66,502.80 USD probably look into getting a house

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? 1969 woodstock baby!

24. Do you like chocolate? love it, unless chocolate was the name of a stripper, then i might bang it

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? micro refers the the computer not the company


26. What's your dream life? i'm living it baby

27. What scares you the most and why? ...spiders I blame it on all the spider movies i watched as a kid

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? sunsets, awesome looking clouds, hot people

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? hair i suppose, I've always been obsessed with mine and other peoples

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? because they want to reduce the amount of time they see YOU naked

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yup
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? yup
33. If so, which ones? I love me some hot wings!

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Emotionally - Parents Divorce Physically - move my bed XD

35. What are your two biggest regrets? I try not to regret anything, i value my mistakes because i learn from them.

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? nothing, then what would I have learned?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my brother

38. Who's the worst? mom

39. What are you most jealous of? i hate to sound greedy, but money

40. Are you OCD about anything? tilted picture frames make me snap

41. What would you do if your best friend died? sigh, i don't know, but it wouldnt be good

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Since when was i a flight line? XD

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? PS3 addiction

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? hmm Devon

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? amesia

46. What size is your bed? I be rockin that queen!

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? so you dont have to wear you Tallahassee costume for any serious reasons

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? there's other forms of sexy, I choose cheese!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? more wishes, everyone knows that, duh.

50. What is more important - lust or love? love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? mirrors

53. Does size matter? not if you love the person, wow I just cot really philosophical all of a sudden, hehe

54. Do you have any STDs? nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? please my partner
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? hmm i guess trying new things

57. What’s your favorite position? doggy style

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? The gift of love isn't free

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) there so many thats been named, probably not

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? bed, lol im lame

61. How often do you masturbate?as often as you let me, duh :P

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? big bird can talk, why not ask him?

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 14 years

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? well chelsey, that one time.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? does position of a slave count? :P

67. Did you get it? i don't know, you tell me

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? sure, i'd just be a stripper

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? clocks telling the wrong time

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless you, duh

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? i could probably have more friends

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? of course, who dosnt

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? all. the. time.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? probably 30 or 40 over

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? probably steal somthing

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? sora from kingdom hearts

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? probably getting too many detentions in school, haha i was lame

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? people who think they're amazing and they arnt.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?depends how big your nose is

81. What was your nickname in high school? didnt have one

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i'm putting myself in the gutter here....easy A NOTE: but it wasnt that bad!

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? there's no such thing as that one event, but being here in new york during 9/11 was pretty drastic.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? i love the people, and i hate the people if that makes sense

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? 9 years old to Ohio

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Text you

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Canada

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because pizza is more important, duh.

89. Do you think you are selfish? sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? because it turns too many people on.

91. What is your favorite drink? Guinness

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? cold air. that's. about. it.

93. What is the last book you read? The Raven for the 865874859485th time

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? 42. (i'll see if you know that)

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? I'd probably run, its aliens man!!!

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Nau

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Submissive, loyal, happy

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. I bused tables in a restaurant, and told the manager i want to be a server. He gave me a list of things I needed to improve on. So i did, then when i asked him if I could be a server he said "sure!" a few weeks went by and I asked why he didnt make me a server yet and he said "what makes you think you can be a server" i said "bye!"


99. What is your greatest weakness? Blindly following what someone says

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Zero divided by 1.
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