100 of the most random questions you can ever answer...........i dare you to do it

[tiger131313]

1. What's your bday? August

2. How many children do you want to have? 0

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) -

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? -

5. Any pets? Yes.

6. If yes, what kind? Dog, chickens, geese, ducks, fish, pigs.

7. What is your dream vehicle? A car that requires no money spent on it and still gets u from point A to point B.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? UK, see some friends, not sure I'd wanna leave tho .

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? The eyes, after all, they're a window to the soul.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Tent, knife, sleeping bag, large bag of seeds, pot. I'm good :-)

11. Describe your perfect date? Long weekend camping or movie night.. With nobody else insight

12. What is your darkest fantasy? Rough, hard and unexpected form behind and well their are 2 choices...

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? 1.my family. 2. Wouldn't mind being a tad smarter. 3. My appearance.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. I don't know...

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Indifferent

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? no

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? no.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? I hope not...
19. If yes what animal? -
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Ape ?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd take it, probably die but take it.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? My washing, no idea.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I'd have to eat a dinosaur :-)

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, white, milk and dark

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because it works on a microscopic level.

26. What's your dream life? Happy, and Healthy.

27. What scares you the most and why? Lighting, because lightning could strike.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Trees, life, oxygen.:-)

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? The heart, its incredible.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So we can make sure everything s sitting right first.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? No
33. If so, which ones?n/a

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Leave a partner.
35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not learning from my mistakes, not taking my epi pen on a Asia trip.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?learn.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Grandpa
38. Who's the worst? The rest..

39. What are you most jealous of? Those that can get away with anything.

40. Are you OCD about anything? No.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Go to the funeral.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? ?

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Gum chewing

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Dunno

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Option B.

46. What size is your bed? King single

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To keep the necrophiliacs out.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese then he has to be clean.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? A couple of acres.

50. What is more important - lust or love? They're equal its the relationship within it that isn't.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Til death do us part.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? If sheep can't sleep its probably because they are counting predators.

53. Does size matter? Yes.

54. Do you have any STDs? No.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Dunno
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Dunno

57. What’s your favorite position? I like to be on top.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? A gift on most occasions is given because society expects it and at some point you're expected to give one back, free gift so not expected or lead to some sort of repayment.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) No.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Train.

61. How often do you masturbate? Daily/bi daily.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No, because the bird doesn't feel the soft end.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Fortnight?

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Maybe

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Of course.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Well, I am a sexual health nurse..
67. Did you get it? Refer to above.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? What's one night baby.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Most people.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Kinda, I can shear, I have had too.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless us of course.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I'd go back and tell 14yr old me I have a good right hook, didn't work that out til I was 16, and it would of saved me a lotta hassle.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Generally :-)

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? I don't.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? -

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pee.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? -

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Dunno.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People lol.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Who nose.

81. What was your nickname in high school?-

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?-

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Probably birth.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? People.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?no idea.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Masturbate.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? UK.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Pizza only has to be deliver edd d we have to save people.

89. Do you think you are selfish? I look out 4 number1 yes.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Because the latter is socially unexceptable.

91. What is your favorite drink? Tea

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Salad, veggies, steak, milk, cheese, yogurt.

93. What is the last book you read? Wound care book

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Scientist so I can study then.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? -

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? -

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. He was an asshole.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Food...

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0degrees

[DarePerson101]

1. What's your bday?
4th March.
2. How many children do you want to have?
0
3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
No answer.
4. At what age would you like to have these kids?
< 0
5. Any pets?
2, but one died.
6. If yes, what kind?
Dog and a cat, Dog died.
7. What is your dream vehicle?
Cariot.
8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Canada. Secret. Visit relatives I like.
9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
Eyebrows. It shows emotions.
10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
A tent, a blanket, a pillow, a bunsen burned and a pot.
A tent to stay in, a pillow and a blanket to stay warm, a bunsen burned and a pot to unfreeze things and steralize water.
11. Describe your perfect date?
As long as he tries to make it perfect, it's perfect.
12. What is your darkest fantasy?
Being kidnapped by a vampire and bitten by him, so we could forever live in the night together.
13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
Eye colour, genes and hair colour.
14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
A man I can play with, talk to, doesn't complain, doesn't cause problems and is kind.
15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
Eww.
16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
No.
17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
No.
18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? No
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Human.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
Depending on the friend, if I don't like them 24 hour and if I do 7 days.
22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
In jewlery.
23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
Whenever stocks, shackles and chastity belts were popular. Get locked into them by acciedent.
24. Do you like chocolate?
No.
25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Microsoft sounds better.

26. What's your dream life?
A life in which I can make others dreams come true, or be a slave.
27. What scares you the most and why?
Rats. There was like 100 rats living in my garden in America.
28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
Rivers, Forest and Spiders.
29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
To let you hide clothes that would be more indecent that your naked body.
31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? No.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically: Walked around a city for 18 hours. Emotionally: Called myself names.
35. What is your biggest regret? Being horrible to someone I loved.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
I would of cried when I said the horrible things.
37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? Grandpa.
38. Who's the worst? Mother.

39. What are you most jealous of?
People that are born into wealth.
40. Are you OCD about anything?
Cleaning food.
41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Nothing at all.
42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
No.
43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Ignoring people I didn't like talking to.
44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Samantha.
45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
Amnesia.
46. What size is your bed?
Single sized, I'm not going to measure it.
47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
To help the nail businesses.
48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Cheese makes me vomit, so cheese.
49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
I wish I could be able to grant wish to others, if they deserve it.
50. What is more important - lust or love?
Lust.
51. Define marriage in a sentence.
Friendship on paper.
52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
The number of seconds they have until they pass out.
53. Does size matter?
Sometimes.
54. Do you have any STDs?
No.
55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Tolerence.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Unknown.

57. What’s your favorite position? Unknown.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
A gift for going doing something that would be considered ''free'' and no you get gifts for a reason.
59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
No.
60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
Unknown.
61. How often do you masturbate?
Daily.
62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Maybe.
63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
6 months after I first did it.
64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
Yes.
65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
Yes.
66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Cake putter outter.
67. Did you get it? Yes.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? I would.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Unknown.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Yes.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Are you feeling ok?

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
The choice to move schools early.
73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
No.
74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
Unknown.
75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
Up a hill.
76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Talk to myself.
77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
I don't know any.
78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
I spilt acid on this girl.
79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Smoking.
80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
The speed of smell is the speed of reactions, which varies. So there is no ''speed of smell''.
81. What was your nickname in high school?
That scary girl.
82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
''Kissing in the Dark''
83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
When I fell out with my best friend. It made me get depressed and angry.
84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
I hate birth rights and I love our unity.
85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
Mexico, I forget where I landed.
86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Rub my wrists.
87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Canada.
88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Pizza has a gain if they're faster.
89. Do you think you are selfish?
No.
90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because it could be mean something else.
91. What is your favorite drink?
Apple juice.
92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Yup.
93. What is the last book you read?
French dictionairy.
94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
Enough.
95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
VIP Tourist.
96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
''^$£%&*''
97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Sad, weird and sick.
98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
Dad.
99. What is your greatest weakness?
Spiders
100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
8.9C

[cookiekiller12345]

1. What's your bday? November

2. How many children do you want to have? dont know

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) meh

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 25 +

5. Any pets? yep

6. If yes, what kind? terrapins

7. What is your dream vehicle? lambo testarosa

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? my girlfriends house

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? lips

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?

guitar, amp, guitar pick, ipod and headphones xD

11. Describe your perfect date? beautiful girl, three course candlelit dinner... romance isnt dead

12. What is your darkest fantasy? sex with a shemale

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? have a six pack, less procrastination, harder worker

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. 37-23-36 - Marilyn Monroe

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? ewww, sounds horrible to me

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? dont be silly

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?, i dont wanna think about it :/

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
week long 50.... that would be banter :P

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? id buy a league 2 footballer and use him as a butler

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? kill hitler

24. Do you like chocolate? yes. but i love cookies

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? coz it started out small



26. What's your dream life? professional footballer

27. What scares you the most and why? death because it is unknown

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? boobs, boobs and boobs

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? see above

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? for respect

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? no
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? climb Masada

35. What are your two biggest regrets? didnt break up with my ex sooner
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
break up with her

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? my parents and sister
38. Who's the worst? my cousins dog -.-

39. What are you most jealous of? anyone with spare money

40. Are you OCD about anything? nope

41. What would you do if your best friend died? be heartbroken

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? yep

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? stop spending time on here -.-

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? probably not a close friend

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?... no

46. What size is your bed? double

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? to prevent zombie attacks

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? cheese

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? as many wishes as i wanted

50. What is more important - lust or love? love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. a mistake

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? zebras

53. Does size matter? i wouldnt know

54. Do you have any STDs? nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? magic fingers
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? too long stamina

57. What’s your favorite position? girl on top

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? it means its very free

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) i thought i invented wanking when i was younger

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? on the floor

61. How often do you masturbate? every 1-3 days

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? ask them

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? 24 days

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? nope

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? nope

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? none
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? yeah

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? lack of food in the fridge

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? bless yourself

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? do more work

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? yes

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? not often

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 5-10mph

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? depends

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? probably a disney princess, coz of the elegance

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? not doing hw

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? scat

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? its called diffusion

81. What was your nickname in high school? the lad

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? i havent ever thought about it

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? meeting my current gf

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? the creativity and greed

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? i dont know

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? open my eyes

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? canada seems nice

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? because you are dying of hunger

89. Do you think you are selfish? nope

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? i do...

91. What is your favorite drink? beer

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? very little

93. What is the last book you read? dominion

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? too many

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? a time machine

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? banter

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? banter, lad, modest

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. no.

99. What is your greatest weakness? i get bored very easily

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 degrees is 273 kelvin... times that by two = 546, convert back is 273 degrees o.0 in relation to absolute zero ofc

[Walshy94]

1. What's your bday? 25th January

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Not sure

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Mid twenties

5. Any pets? Nope

6. If yes, what kind?

7. What is your dream vehicle? aston martin db5

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? America. Wrestlemania

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? eyes

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Bow/arrow (I wanna be green arrow ). Alot of adult material. Cars. Unlimited petrol. Link to a cinema.

11. Describe your perfect date? Not to sure

12. What is your darkest fantasy? ^

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Someone with likes similar to mine

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? Ugh

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? ^

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Nah

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Nope
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Really?

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? Later

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Probably alot of technical mumbo jumbo

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? Ancient china

24. Do you like chocolate? Who doesnt

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Thats silly

26. What's your dream life? Being paid loads to do nothing

27. What scares you the most and why? Insects. They are just...creepy

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? The beautiful cliffs, lovely animals (tigers/lions) and flowers

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? BOOBIES

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? So they dont see you in your undies

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? Many times
33. If so, which ones? All the burger ones

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?

35. What are your two biggest regrets? Not trying in college
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? Try?

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My little nephew
38. Who's the worst? My uncle

39. What are you most jealous of? Money

40. Are you OCD about anything? Wires. They have to be straight

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Cry

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Drinking coke

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Someone..

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Later

46. What size is your bed? Single 4 foot

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Zombies man...Duh

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Oral. Cheese is great

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? Unlimited money

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love

51. Define marriage in a sentence. It is marriage

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Pigs

53. Does size matter? Depends what it is

54. Do you have any STDs? No

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?

57. What’s your favorite position? Zero gravity

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Yes

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Nope

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? N/A

61. How often do you masturbate? Quite ofetn

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No silly

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A week

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yeah

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yeah

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
67. Did you get it?

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Sure

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? No

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? I bless you

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? Alot

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yeah

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Cant legally drive

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? No idea

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Hitting my brother

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? People with poo/pee issues

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? Sure

81. What was your nickname in high school? That guy

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My birth

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love the creativity. Hate chavs and all them

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? havent

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Wake up

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? Usa

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Because pizza is awesome

89. Do you think you are selfish? Sometimes

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? Thats silly

91. What is your favorite drink? Sprite

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Chocy

93. What is the last book you read? Whats a book?

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? A lot

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? A way home

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Damn this guy is boring

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? I would write the words down

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. Only had one

99. What is your greatest weakness? Kryptonite

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Still 0[/QUOTE]

[BarefootAlien]

1. What's your bday? April 25

2. How many children do you want to have? Zero

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) If I had to pick one name, it would be Sebastian

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? Never

5. Any pets? Not currently

6. If yes, what kind? I'm a dog person.

7. What is your dream vehicle? Hmm, currently? An F-150.

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? New Zealand. I'd spend the whole week barefoot, touring the island and its beauty.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Eyes... they're just pretty.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Um... I suppose, my Aneros, a computer with lots of video games and porn, a solar charger for said computer, a solar-powered dune buggy ('cause why not?), and... huh. Ooh, an ice maker that can also run off of the solar charger.

11. Describe your perfect date? Anything but a movie. The idea of a date, is to get to know the person and/or spend meaningful time with a person you know well. I fail to see what you get to know, by sitting in a dark room, sort of near each other, staring at something else.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? You -really- don't want to know...

Spoiler:

You were warned. I would be slowly dissected over a course of days, always aroused and desperate enough to beg for it. Each body part cut off, would be cooked and eaten, shared between myself and the other person, starting with my hands, then my arms, then my feet, legs, pectorals, eyes, balls, penis, and finally my bladder. I would then be killed, and the rest of me eaten by my partner in the fantasy.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My spinal cord tumor. My horribly degenerated back. My 200 lbs of extra weight.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. Uh... the one I'm with. Is he the prettiest? No. Is he rich, famous, unbelievable in bed, etc? No. But he's the one I'm with. And that's perfect enough for me.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? If there's actively flecks of shit? I'll politely decline. Otherwise, I'll suck on damn near anything... including giving rimjobs. So why would I mind that?

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Hah! Nice. Yes, yes I have. It tastes and feels a lot better than you might think.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? No.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Yes, and I have.
19. If yes what animal? A beautiful cocker/springer spaniel mix I had a consensual relationship for more than five years as a boy. I miss him... *tear*
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? Dogs in general are awesome.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose? I'd sacrifice myself to save my friend, and let him and fifty other people rape me mercilessly for a week. Gladly. I'd always rather suffer horribly, than watch someone I care about so much as wince.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? *googles what the hell that's worth...* Right now: $53,575.60. Sadly that wouldn't even get me out of debt... so... probably a new car, new computers for me and my partner, a new wardrobe, and some gastric bypass surgery.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would explore forward to any point in time when A: my medical problems can be techno-magically erased, and B: humanity has awakened to the fact that shoes are the most absurd mass-hysteria in the history of forever, and don't obsess over other people wearing them anymore. Then I'd find a place to live, and stay.

24. Do you like chocolate? Yes, but not as much as most people. I"ll always go for a fruit-based dessert over chocolate, or gummy worms over a candy bar.

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Because they make software... for... get this: Microcomputers. *shakes head in wonder*

26. What's your dream life? One where I'm not in constant pain, and am never harassed for going barefoot. All else is negotiable.

27. What scares you the most and why? Not much, really... the worst I'd be willing to continue to live through, has already come to pass, and decided to settle down and hang out with me for the rest of my life, so... I don't see what I have to be scared of, except maybe... tomorrow? *shrugs* Wow, that was depressing.

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? Trees! Grass. Space.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Feet! They're beautiful, well-designed, fun to lick and suck on, very erotic, have tons of nerve endings, heal very quickly... I just wish the other 99.9999% of humans would figure out most of that, and not force me to wear shoes...

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because our society is very, very strange. I'd prefer it if they just stayed, and had me remove items as needed, or even removed them themselves.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Nope.
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
33. If so, which ones?

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Continue to live every day.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? I changed majors from Aerospace Engineering to HR Management in college, and... hmm... actually that'll about do it.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I wouldn't change majors.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? That's awfully subjective. How do you define 'best'? I guess the point is how I do, so... eh. My sister, I guess?
38. Who's the worst? Probably my dad's mom. She's a nice enough person, but she's so far gone to Alzheimers she just sits in her wheelchair in a pool of her own piss and shit, and scratches bleeding sores into her face, while rocking back and forth and grunting. That's a pretty fail person right there. If only we treated our suffering, terminally ill family members as compassionately as we treat our suffering, terminally ill pets...

39. What are you most jealous of? People with bodies that don't completely and utterly suck.

40. Are you OCD about anything? Not really.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Well, my best friend is my partner. If he died? Honestly? I'd probably kill myself.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? Um... whut? Do I (me) have (possess) crash courses (very fast classes designed to teach the basics of a skill in a short period of time)... for... pilots? (people who fly airplanes). Care to put your brain back in and try that one again? I guess... to the best of my ability to determine what you were trying to ask... yes? I could teach someone the basics of flying an airplane reasonably quickly, if I had to. Enough to get them off the ground, to where they need to go, and then make an emergency crash landing. An actual landing? Not a chance. I don't have that crash course, sorry... *scratches head and smirks*

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Eating too much, not healthy-enough food. Believe me, I've tried. It's stronger than me.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Well gee, I'd rather not say, because if he saw this here, that would accomplish that quite nicely, wouldn't it? I have one in mind. I'm not telling.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? Um... I'd just kill myself. I was thinking of the first one, but then I realized that my boyfriend is part of society. So yeah. I pick Option C.

46. What size is your bed? Queen

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? Uh... I'm -fairly- certain that they aren't. Not unless you're literally buried in a pine crate. If however I'm wrong, um... superstition?

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Wow. Well. Um... I guess... huh. Cheese? But I'd be very sad.

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To be healthy.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. A religious joining between two people, that shouldn't come with any legal ramifications at all, and has nothing to do with anything but whether your church leader wants to perform a ceremony for you.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? I'm fairly certain sheep are not intelligent enough to understand the concept of discrete integers... so nothing.

53. Does size matter? Yes! But -smaller- is better, not bigger. Even the smallest cock can be a lot of fun to suck on. But if you're a 14" porn star with a girth the size of your arm, good luck finding anyone who'll even try, let alone can actually take even half of it, in any orifice in their entire body.

54. Do you have any STDs? Nope.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Oral, specifically tongue-to-glans/slit
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? Deep-throating. I have the Gag Reflex From Hell (tm)

57. What’s your favorite position? Hmm... for fantasy: knees and chest, ass up, feet together, legs spread. For reality: spreadeagled on back.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? It means you've fallen for a marketing scheme.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Um... no? Humans have been around for what, 50,000 years? I'm almost completely certain, that it's all been done, long ago. Though I suppose electric sounding, and vibrator-based sex is fairly new. I doubt anyone on here invented either of those though.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? In the parking lot in front of my apartment, between my boyfriend's parked car, and an SUV next to it, at dawn. I was completely naked, no clothes in reach, on my knees, blowing him.

61. How often do you masturbate? Depends... when my penis is in a good mood, maybe once a day. Normal mood, maybe three times a week. Bad mood? I've gone as much as six months without, just because it never occurred to my libido to wake up.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Feathers don't tickle people. People tickle people. :P

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Er... I'd say... something like 11 years. From birth, until I was 11 years old.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Yes!

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes, I have.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? Garbage dump scale operator.
67. Did you get it? Nope.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Yes. It'll never happen, but yes.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Being harassed for being barefoot.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Um, if I were talking to god, and he sneezed, that would mean he was also talking back, and... I'd probably say something like, "Phhhhhbbbbt", because i'd be officially insane.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I would have punched my best friend in the face when he started suggesting that we go to McDonalds for breakfast, and Taco Bell for dinner and a late night snack, every single fucking day, for three years, adding approximately 150 pounds onto my weight just in time to start college...

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Yep!

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Eh... I'm pretty good about it. I'd say, accounting for the 3 MPH discrepancy built into all speedometers, I speed maybe 10% of the time. But how often? Probably just about daily.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? Well, one time, when I was rushing a friend to the hospital in my mid-engine, two-seater sports car, I hit 175 in a 55 on the highway. So... 120?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Pick my nose. For anything more exotic than that, I need to -know- no one is looking, not just think it.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? I... have no idea. Link? Because he's a sexy elf? And features in a lot of yaoi?

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Playing video games.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Vomit. I hate throwing up, and if I see someone else puking, or see vomit on something, I'll almost always add to it, and continue to do so, until I run away, or someone else cleans it up. Just talking about it now is making me queasy...

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? No. The speed of light and sound are wave propagation. The speed of smell is actual particle propagation within a medium, which is random, and not calculable in advance, only in hindsight.

81. What was your nickname in high school? "Fat Man"

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? "Bad Luck". Because most of what's wrong in my life is wrong because of sheer, random, shitty-ass luck, beginning with the tumor in my spinal cord when I was born, and going from there.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? My spinal cord tumor, by far.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Our capacity for mass self-delusions so strong, we believe we should be able to force our deluded ways on others against their will.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? Uh... I was too young to remember it fully. Probably from Nebraska to Utah, to visit grandparents.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Open my eyes. Then pee. Then I play it by ear from there.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? New Zealand.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? I don't. But if I did, probably because the nearest hospital is about 8 minutes away, and the nearest pizza delivery restaurant (a Dominos) is about 48 seconds away? Seems like a good excuse to me...

89. Do you think you are selfish? Yes. But I damn well earned it.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? That's a good question. They totally should!

91. What is your favorite drink? Grape juice.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Heh... not a whole lot. About a cup of milk that's about to go bad, a little shredded cheese, two slices of American cheese, some Pur filtered water, a few yogurts, and condiments. Lots of condiments. Though no Sour Cream or Cholula Sauce.

93. What is the last book you read? Charons Claw (Book III of The Neverwinter Saga: The Legend of Drizzt series, by R.A. Salvatore. Working on Book IV now.)

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Hmm... I'd say something in the range of 20,000. *googles* Holy shit! 121,000!? Damn... that's a whole lot.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? Wait what? I think your brain fell out again. So... they want to take me away from this ridiculous piece of shit society, to live on a more advanced world, with any position I want (how about figurehead monarch?), -and- give me anything I want? Nice aliens! I'll take everything, then. *shakes head and smirks* Silly question.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? "Don't Read This Book" Subtitled, "It'll depress the shit out of you..."

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Fat, Wasted Potential

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. A guy named Reever, who chewed on his dentures like they were bubble gum, spinning them around vertically in his mouth non-stop WHILE TALKING, and making me do physical labor that they knew I couldn't do safely, when they hired me, and then fired me when it resulted in too many legitimate, doctor's note-excused sick days, because they fucked up my back.

99. What is your greatest weakness? My pain.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? Not enough info: Please define a frame of reference Re: measurement units.

If I do it: Kelvins, in which case, 0 Kelvins.

Why I just spent like, two hours of my life on this, I'll never know...

[Soldier Slave]

1. What's your bday? 19th January 1991

2. How many children do you want to have? 2

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle) Lyra and Isaac.

4. At what age would you like to have these kids? 28-32

5. Any pets? Yes

6. If yes, what kind? A Bearded Dragon

7. What is your dream vehicle? Harley Davidson Fat Boy

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there? Right now I just want to be at home, with my wife.

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why? Lips, for kissing.

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why? Dossbag, Basha, Twinings Tea, Gameboy and Pokemon Red.

11. Describe your perfect date? A romantic dinner, followed by a live BDSM show.

12. What is your darkest fantasy? It’s probably snuff or gurro, so mutilation/rape/torture.

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose? My rank! Loose my foreskin and straighten my teeth.

14. Describe your perfect man or woman. My wife/sub.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth? It’s great fun, after an enema.

16. Have you ever given a rimjob? Pleanty of them.

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation? Potentially.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality? Probably not.
19. If yes what animal?
20. If no, but were forced to, what animal? A dog.

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
I’d like to think that I would take the gangbang.

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen? Er, is that 5.2 million USD or YEN? On a trip to Tokyo.

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do? I would visit the Edwardian/Victorian era, and enjoy some sexual encounters with my maids.

24. Do you like chocolate? Who doesn’t? What kind of question is that?!

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft? Good question.

26. What's your dream life? Staying in the Army for the next 18 years, then becoming a Science teacher.

27. What scares you the most and why? Camel spiders. Have you SEEN those things?!

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world? A good sunrise, mountains in mist, waterfalls.

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why? Feet, so long as they’re small, smooth and cute.

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change? Because stripping in front of strangers is just plain awkward.

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food? Yes
32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges? Yes
33. If so, which ones? The spicy wing ones.

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally? Physically, there’s an 18 mile loaded march we did a month back, in the desert heat. Emotionally, dealing with my wife’s depression.

35. What are your two biggest regrets? That I was a cunt to my step-father my entire childhood. That it’s taken 4 years to get on tour.
36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different? I’d have been less of a cunt! I wouldn’t change the second.

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family? My mother.
38. Who's the worst? I can’t think of anyone.

39. What are you most jealous of? People back in Blighty!

40. Are you OCD about anything? Not at all, to my detriment.

41. What would you do if your best friend died? Repatriate him.

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots? No…

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be? Swearing so much.

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be? Any of my civvie mates.

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know? I am in complete isolation right now..

46. What size is your bed? At home, kingsize. On tour, 6 foot long, 3 feet wide.

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down? To secure it in place, I would imagine.

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose? Cheese it is!

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want? To be home, safe.

50. What is more important - lust or love? Love, I’m afraid.

51. Define marriage in a sentence. Communications rule the battlefield.

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count? Other sheep.

53. Does size matter? I’m afraid so.

54. Do you have any STDs? Negative Ghost Rider.

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill? Oral.
56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability? The ability to cum quickly.

57. What’s your favorite position? Face down, ass up.

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free? Everything has a cost. Yes, they are.

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.) Not that I’m aware of.

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex? Nowhere too exciting… The kitchen?

61. How often do you masturbate? 3-4 ties daily.

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? No.

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? A few days.

64. Have you ever made a self-porn? Not yet.

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex? Yes, pleanty while masturbating to keep the missus happy while I’m away.

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for? The Army!
67. Did you get it? Yes.

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it? Damn right I would.

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Arse-kissing.

70. Have you ever worked on a farm? Nope.

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say? Bless you.

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be? I would have been fitter.

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower? Plenty in the shower.

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit? Almost every time I’ve been in a vehicle.

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone? 10 miles?

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do? Scratch my balls and sniff.

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why? Lola bunny. She is HOT!

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger? Being a gobshite.

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you? Microscopic biological structures.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell? It would be the speed at which you inhale.

81. What was your nickname in high school? Selv.

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why? Platoon. It’s been my life for the last 4 years.

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life? Joining the Army.

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race? Love compassion, hate stupidity.

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where? To Spain, age about 10.

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning? Shower/shit/shave.

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity? England is perfect.

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance? Out here, the ambulance is much faster.

89. Do you think you are selfish? Not particularly.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom? I do!

91. What is your favorite drink? Bombay Sapphire and Tonic.

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? Water.

93. What is the last book you read? The Hunger Games

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States? Too many.

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want? The re-instatement of the British Empire.

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be? Oops!

97. How would you describe yourself in three words? Lazy, witty, hardcore.

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had. My current Platoon Commander is a yes man and a coward.

99. What is your greatest weakness? Impetous.

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees? 0 ;-)

[Kitten9876]

1. What's your bday?
April 9th

2. How many children do you want to have?
2, a boy and a girl

3. What would their names be? (First and Middle)
Girl: Calla or Becca, middle name:Rose
Boy: Joeseph (Idk a middle name)

4. At what age would you like to have these kids?

5. Any pets?

6. If yes, what kind?


7. What is your dream vehicle?
A Beamer

8. If you could go to any place in the world for a week, where would you go and what would you do there?
Germany, i dont know what id do, just explore, look at historic stuff (I loove history)

9. Which is your favorite part of the human face and why?
eyes, theyre fascinating to me

10. You're sentenced to spend one year on an island, completely alone. You may bring 5 items. Food and water and 2 sets of clothes will be provided. You may not bring ANYTHING that would allow contact with the outside world, this includes any signaling devices, attempting to contact the outside world and you will be shot immediately. What 5 items would you bring and why?
Gonna assume this island has electricity, soo
washer/dryer
my books
a big safe tent
lights/lanterns
extra clothes

11. Describe your perfect date?
Movies, dinner, followed by sex (and lots of it! ;D)

12. What is your darkest fantasy?
sexually? my biggest and darkest fantasy is to be "kidnapped" of the streets and "forced" to be a sex slave for a whole week(i put those in parenthesis cause obviously i wouldnt want them to happen for real, just roleplay)

13. If you could change 3 things about yourself what would you choose?
my weight
my eye color(i want pretty blue eyes)
get rid of my shyness

14. Describe your perfect man or woman.
my boyfriend is my perfect man.

15. What's your opinion on ass-to-mouth?
i dont know,a bit odd i guess, but i dont judge

16. Have you ever given a rimjob?
nope

17. If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
yes.

18. Would you ever involve yourself in beatiality?
nope!

19. If yes what animal?
n/a

20. If no, but were forced to, what animal?
umm, dog i guess

21. Given the choice between watching your best friend being forced into a 20 person 24 hour gang bang and being required to witness the entire thing without saying a word to them, or being forced into a week long 50 person one yourself with your best friend participating in it, which would you choose?
I'd rather be forced to participate in a 50 person gangbang

22. How would you spend $5.2 million yen?
i dont even know how much that is worth in dollars ('murica!) so id proably just spend my time trying to figure that out

23. If you could time travel to any point in time "when" would you go and what would you do?
I love the late 1800's era, id love to live there when time was a litle more relaxed than now

24. Do you like chocolate?
yeah

25. If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
Cause they didnt feel like it

26. What's your dream life?
to marry my boyfriend, have 2 kids andlive happy ever after lol

27. What scares you the most and why?
honestly, the dark, im terrified of having to walk in the dark, not sure what im gonna see/run into

28. Name 3 things you find most beautiful about the natural world?
1.the size of the earth, there are over 7 billion people and yet there is still so much space(kinda,for now)
2.flowers, cause theyre puurdy haha
3.other stuff,idk haha

29. Which is your favorite body part of the human body and why?
the eyes, i honestly dont know why, theyre just facinating to me

30. If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
Respect

31. Have you ever seen Man vs Food?
once

32. If so, have you ever thought you could do any of the challenges?
nope

33. If so, which ones?
none

34. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to do? Physically? and Emotionally?
Physically, those stupid school fitness tests in high school -_-
Emotionally, let my mom treat me like shit and not be allowed to say anything to/about her

35. What are your two biggest regrets?
I dont know, i dont really regret anything

36. If you had the chance to go change them, what would you do different?
nothing

37. Who's the best person in your immediate or extended family?
My twin

38. Who's the worst?
My mom

39. What are you most jealous of?
skinny girls(I honestly hate being curvy/chubby :/)

40. Are you OCD about anything?
I have OCD and i get panic attacks if i dont shower at least once daily and if my face gets too oily and im pretty much constantly washing my hands, and im picky about the fabric/feelof my clothes

41. What would you do if your best friend died?
Be sad :c

42. Do you have crash courses for pilots?
no

43. If you had to give up one habit, what would it be?
Laziness

44. If you had to give up communication and sever all ties to one close friend who would it be?
My best-freind-enemy, she's my best friend but shes kinda a bitch

45. Would you rather live in complete isolation from all of society except through phone calls and email…or…get complete amnesia, relocated to a different country (with the same language) and be left with no recollection of your entire past including all people you know?
I'd rather be secluded

46. What size is your bed?
twin size..............

47. Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
so zombies dont get out

48. If you had to give up either cheese in all forms or oral sex in all forms which would you choose?
Aww meanie! I love both, but i guess i will sacrifice my cheese for oral

49. If you could have any wish granted what would you want?
the winning lottery numbers haha

50. What is more important - lust or love?
love

51. Define marriage in a sentence.
The joining together of two peoples/things

52. If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
humans

53. Does size matter?
sorta, big is nice, but there is a point where you can be too big, and at certain angles, can hurt like hell during sex lol

54. Do you have any STDs?
nope

55. What’s your most prominent sexual skill?
umm im good at bj's i guess? idk

56. What’s your most lacking area of sexual ability?
i dont know

57. What’s your favorite position?
either doggy or missionary

58. What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
But this free gift is FREE

59. Have you ever invented any sexual acts? (i.e. Lumberjack, Donkey Punch, Houdini, Rodeo, Landshark, etc.)
lmao no

60. Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?
a car

61. How often do you masturbate?
usually about once a week

62. If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
The bird would probably just feel really awakard

63. What’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating?
a few months, i get horny a lot but i dont masturbate all that often

64. Have you ever made a self-porn?
yep

65. Have you ever taken pictures masturbating or having sex?
yep

66. What’s the weirdest job you’ve ever applied for?
I never really applied for anything weird

67. Did you get it?
Nah

68. If offered $10K to be a stripper at a federal penitentiary for one full night would you take it?
Yep. sounds fun haha can look but cant touch ;D

69. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
The phrase pet peeve

70. Have you ever worked on a farm?
Nope

71. If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
You Bless You

72. If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
I'd make my past self do and turn in my homework so id quit failing classes (I wasnt that bad, but i still never turned work in for some reason)

73. Do you sing while having a bath or shower?
I try not to but i cant help it

74. How often have you driven over the speed limit?
pretty damned often haha

75. What’s the highest over you’ve gone?
i dont remember

76. If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
Sneak out

77. If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
Jack Frost (Rise of The Guardians), I know he was a cartoon character,but he was kinda cute haha

78. What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
Talking back

79. What is the one thing that disgusts you?
Bad smells, which include bleach/most cleaning products, peppers, melted butter, etc.

80. If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
I'm pretty sure smell goes pretty slow for the most part, somaybe

81. What was your nickname in high school?
Just a shorter pronunciation of my name

82. Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
I dont know, i dont watch a lot of movies

83. Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
My twin getting cancer, things havent been the same (she survived, but it still just changed a lot of our lives)

84. What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
We are incredibly gifted over other animals, except we rarely want to use those gifts for the good of the world instead of ourselves

85. When did you first travel by airplane and where?
I was in kindergarten,went with family to Florida to Disney World

86. What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
Press the snooze button

87. Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
Either Canada or Germany

88. How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
Cause my hunger is more important than your pain! XD

89. Do you think you are selfish?
Yep.

90. If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?
Because horny/drunk/dumb people might get the wrong idea

91. What is your favorite drink?
Milk

92. What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Food.

93. What is the last book you read?
Beautiful Chaos

94. How many gas stations would you say there are in the United States?
A lot more than i can count

95. If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I dont know, to live in luxury lol, doesnt necessarily have to be queen, just wealthy (not a gold digger, but who wouldnt ask to be rich?)

96. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Living with demons (...I hate my family :-P)

97. How would you describe yourself in three words?
Shy, quiet, kinky. (hehe )

98. Tell me about the worst boss you ever had.
None of mine were that bad

99. What is your greatest weakness?
My shyness

100. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
Pretty fucking cold.

[littleRy]

I dont have time for all these questions at once, anyone can Inbox and AMA