Helpless Wedgie (Females Only)

[MistressMarina]

This wedgie was created with kinkyslave's help.

Take a strong rope, two clothespins, 4 pairs of underwear, a blindfold, gag, some short rope, a set of handcuffs, and a stool or chair. Put on the underwear pairs and thread the rope through the back of the panties. Now, take each end of the rope over your shoulder to almost make suspenders. Slip the rope off your shoulder and tie it to the side of the panties. It should be tight enough that you can't quite lift the straps back on to your shoulders. Bring the stool into a closet with a short rod, intended for hanging clothes. Remove the rod and thread it through the rope suspenders. If you step off the stool, your feet should not touch the ground, and you should be hanging by your panties.

Step back onto the stool, and put on the blindfold, gag, and clothespins. Tie your feet together. Finally, put your arms through the suspenders, and hoist them over your shoulders. Handcuff your hands through the suspenders, step off the stool, and enjoy your helpless wedgie. Also, if anyone tries this, please post the results on this thread.

A MM and KS Production

[Insomnia]

To point out the obvious, this isn't something to do alone! Secondly, there aren't that many people for whom putting handcuffs around the ankles will work - as a rule, your ankles are significantly larger than your wrists (after all, they're a joint supporting all your weight a lot of the time!). For those wishing to indulge, I'd suggest some simple bondage for the ankles. I'd also heartily recomment a thorough testing of the pole you're going to use for you suspension...examine it thoroughly, hang and swing off it, examine it again - explaining to whoever finds you would be bad enough...then having to explain to the hospital staff how you dislocated your shoulder/broke your nose as well...

- - - - end of safety announcement from Insomnia Industries - - - -

[MistressMarina]

Actually, I've tried this, and closet rods are stronger than they look. I didn't hear or feel the rod give at all. Also, your feet would be hanging down, so how would you break anything? You'd just land on your feet like a foot below.

MM

[notdudeman]

Originally Posted by MistressMarina

Actually, I've tried this, and closet rods are stronger than they look. I didn't hear or feel the rod give at all. Also, your feet would be hanging down, so how would you break anything? You'd just land on your feet like a foot below.

MM

You must have had strong rods because the rod in my closet wouldn't hold more than 30 pounds before it broke.

[MistressMarina]

Either way, any strong bar would work, all you'd have to do is tie the suspenders over the bar, rather than thread the bar through them.

MM

[Insomnia]

Originally Posted by MistressMarina

Actually, I've tried this, and closet rods are stronger than they look. I didn't hear or feel the rod give at all.

Very much depends on the construction of the pole and its mounting, which is by no means the same for everyone - I'm merely pointing out that it should be checked.

Originally Posted by MistressMarina

Also, your feet would be hanging down, so how would you break anything? You'd just land on your feet like a foot below.

You're expecting a person to land perfectly should something go wrong - with restricted movement in their legs; unable to see, judge distance, etc; unable to use their arms to balance. Actually, should everything go right there's a pretty high risk during the 'dismount' with restricted vision and movement. Ignoring potentially being smacked around the head by a broken bar, a slight stumble could result in sprained ankles, dislocations, broken noses, teeth, arms, dislocated shoulders (remember you can't break your fall properly with handcuffs and ropes on, although it can be improved if they're in front and unrestricted).

Much as it may sound like I've got a real downer on this dare, I think it's a really clever idea - but a little safety has to be considered.

I maintain you should have a second person there, preferably with a pair of scissors which will cut through the rope (handily doubling up to cut the panties off for those of you for whom that's a turn on). IF you have that second person, you could cuff the hands behind the back, and have them join the hands and feet for a completely helpless version!

I'm not sure there's much reason guys can't do this - not that I fancy trying!

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i'm gonna try this in about an hour but i'm using a bar that holds about 110 pounds worth of weight. i'm gonna stay as long as i can too. oh yeah this is gonna be great. i love wedgies so much.

[adisney]

I would love to see someone do this. Also, if friends are around, they could put whipped cream on there butt. They would be "helpless", and couldnt get it off... until there underwear snapped.

[cheesey923]

ive done this and it was interesting until i kicked the stool over,i was home alone forr the day and hung for awhile it hurt really bad

[kirrik]

Why can't males do this?

[cheesey923]

im male i i did it fine

[its just mee]

i'd try this but i don't have a strong enough closet rod thinger in my closet x_x.....

[greatsayaman]

Originally Posted by kirrik

Why can't males do this?

She's lesbian and only wants to hear girls do it.


... I think.

[lucy-ann]

same :'( no fair! :'(