16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[Sensual Seduction]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year? Halloween costume even though I dont have one.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Depends on where would I be placed for the 2 hour walk.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?I think my mother, cause she would tease as well.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?Doggie
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Girls :3
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)I havent used any vibriator, so I would wait till it falls out.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? LAP DANCE :O
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)beans...?
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?15
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?As a man A, but If I was a woman F
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?horn, tails are common
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Buttplug *.*
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Opposite gender undies would make it more kinky i'd say.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted a hot and reaaaaaaaally intresting
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?fridge!

[rainbowlicious7]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
sleep naked

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Public Place

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Leave it there.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lapdance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun*
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted my best friend samantha

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge

[This Guy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I can't even remember my last Halloween costume. Last night's sleepwear is sweatpants and a T-shirt, so I'm gonna go with that.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I'd take the walk.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, probably
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd wait a week, assuming it would actually come out after the week :P
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion, easy
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch, I think
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I'd definitely take the F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Bunny tail, duh!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport. Then I'd be trapped on the plane with everyone who saw me naked
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Can I do both?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Undies, definitely
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted, she's my best friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge

[spacegal24]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Last night's sleepwear. I sleep naked so I don't mind.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Wake up a 2 hour walk from home naked.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Probably my dad. My mom's caught me a couple times already.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) Doctor. I'm sure they've seen worse things.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Beans. I like beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3. 15 seems like overkill.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup. I have enough trouble with my own size, so I can't imagine an F cup.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Rabbit tail.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Buttplug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? I do wear boxers now and then, so that one.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Last person I texted (my bf)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge.

[Spoiled panties]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Sleep wear it was just basic white panties
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
2 hour walk home easily
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Odog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls defiantly girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I would want it in my arse tbh
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Both but let's go lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onions they don't affect me
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup (not much bigger then this anyway)
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Tail (my brother is a bad influence)
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Gag hate plugs
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Oppsite genders undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person, I will most likely do it anyway
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
I don't have Facebook so fridge

[raynacd]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
well since they are both the samei guess last nights sleep wear witch was a diaper and footed pj

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
in stocks /pillory

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
my mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
a baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
guys

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onion

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
a cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
fluffy bunny tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
one night stand

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
the last person i text it was my x girlfreinds mother

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
on the fridge for a month

[RobinRed]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last Haloween costume (Pirate in the style of Cpat Jack Sparrow)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
In stocks, as I'm guessing I would be in less trouble for serving my time, than walking for two hours naked (prob just end up in the stocks anyway!)

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad I think...

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls...sounds like a fantasy I might start "using"

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wow, that's a good one...hmmm - assuming there are no complications (and these magical batteries really do last a week) I'd go for the week.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans.


Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15"

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
That's just silly....pfft...bunny tail I suppose.. although..nah I'll take the horn!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Buttplug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
LOL! jun..undies!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted, gf

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge!
:-)

[CurvedDickSub]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) don't cellabrate halloween, so rather in underwear than naked haha
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) female friend from school
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[PartySlut]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) - Halloween costume for sure because i slept naked last night http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Sheriff-Costume-Set.php
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?stocks in a public place
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) probably wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? tail for sure
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? opposite genders undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) next stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? fridge... i live alone

[Kelly22]

1. My halloween costume (it was a jedi lol)
2. Hmm walk would be better I could at least try not to get spotted.
3. My dad.
4. Like a dog I think.
5. Full of girls.
6. I would rather go to the doctor.
7. Pole dance.
8. Eating onion.
9. Lol I don't know.
10. A cup.
11. Bunny tail.
12. Nightclub.
13. Ball gag.
14. Opposite gender undies.
15. Last person I texted I think she wouldn't mind If she knew that I had to do it (she is my best friend).
16. Facebook.

[foxknot69]

1. Last night's sleepwear - red lacy panties that are too small and hide nothing.
2. Naked in stocks for an hour
3. Mom
4. Can I say baby dog?
5. Guys
6. Wait a week
7. Lap dance
8. Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. 3 inch
10. A cup
11. Fluffy bunny rabit tail
12. Nightclub (hopefully a gay bar)
13. Butt plug
14. Opposite gender's undies
15. Next stranger I see
16. Fridge I guess

[DUBOB]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?I never dress up for halloween.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(someone from gD)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[DLdapper]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume and my sleepwear are the same actually. Footed pjs and a diaper!
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I'd rather not be raped. I'll be 2 hour walk away.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Baby! But I'm already a baby so it wouldn't do much.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
waiting would be fine. It would come out with your next poop, but if it took a whole week that would be fun.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Don't have one. pole dancing is more fun.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans are fun.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inches/
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
a cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
nightclub, could play it off all sexy like.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I've done both, at the same time.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
def. wearing the panties, would be awesome.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
I don't do oral.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
fridge

[Red]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Last nights sleepwear, sweat pants and hoodie

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour, then get my clothes back

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom because she would probably say something whereas dad would act like it didn't happen

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Guys

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait until it falls out

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Pole dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

After eating an onion

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

The 15 incher, of course

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

A cup, please, no more back pains

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Fluffy bunny rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Nightclub entrance

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Ball gag, I don't like things up my butt

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Grow a jungle, I guess

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

For sure the last person I texted, some guy that I've been talking to and getting to know recently.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Kitchen fridge

[N N]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?
Naked. I've never had a Halloween costume so that's the only answer I can give.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks as I would be helpless to do anything about it.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mum
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait a week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lapdance but I really can't dance.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans. I don't like onions.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun*
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
A Nightclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
(Both) ok then a Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
that I wear women's pants
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge