Weird anal insertions

sub_83 · 03-19-2020, 09:43 AM

I've been searching on the forum and couldn't really find a simaliar topic.
What would be a really weird thing to stuck up your ass. (or vagina if you have one

)

We can take of with some fruits or whatever.
Surprise me! I am willing to try anything. I can give picture proof if wanted.

Hope to see some nice ideas

Sexyplant · 03-20-2020, 07:38 PM

I typically stay with things that are body safe. However, the weirdest thing that I have inserted vaginally would be underwear. It's a very unique sensation.

YiffFur · 03-21-2020, 03:08 AM

Non-standard things I've tried

-smooth plastic shower brush handle

-hair brush handle

-handle on mirror

-pens/markers

-small flashlight

Jaro · 03-22-2020, 10:19 AM

Weirdest I have done is a banana and a pair of female panties. If you try the panties, make sure to tie a string to them first very securely!

sissybill · 03-22-2020, 04:00 PM

i put a flash light up my ass n was made too wear my sissy outfit mini skirt etc n turn light on n go out walking at night

elf_ears · 04-03-2020, 02:51 AM

Porridge, marshmallows, candy, 'fake cum' made from the starchy residue left over from boiling pasta.

Kaitlyn1386 · 04-03-2020, 06:50 AM

My hairbrush. Handle of a screwdriver, Gear shift, which ended up going in my ass and hurt really bad. I rose up too far and slipped and ended up going in my ass.
I stay away from food because of too many harmful bacteria

DeepInnerFreak · 04-03-2020, 01:38 PM

The weirdest thing I have ever put up my butt hole was a um drum stick.

It was when I was young like 11 or 12 and my parents bought me a drum kit for my birthday or Christmas or something and one day I was masturbating and thought I'd try putting something inside me for some reason. It um felt nice whilst I was masturbating feeling my butt hole clench around it and although I don't currently use my butt in general occasionally I will use my anal beads.

WhatLisaWants · 04-03-2020, 02:01 PM

My ass is more 'flexible' than my vagina, so I tend to put in more things anally than vaginally.

Weirdest in my vagina: A small tomato. I also tend to stay away from foods, but as it has a skin, I wanted to try it. It got a bit soggy though because of the heat.

Weirdest in my ass: A bunch of pens and markers, the end of a sweeping brush, the smooth handle of a brush.

I have a bit of a kink of putting weird objects in my ass, so feel free to give suggestions. I'm gonna keep an eye out for more answers on this thread

snglwtfrdgrl · 04-07-2020, 06:00 AM

anal insertions... well yesterday i put the handle end of a mop in my arse. it was humiliating to wank with a huge mop sticking out of me

i have also tried, a banana (skin on and off), marshmallows, screwdriver, the screw on end of a shower head, shower hose, several sharpies, deodorant can, carrots, wine bottle (just the neck not the whole bottle).

*with all household objects i make sure to cover the item with a condom for safety and hygiene.

alex_af1996 · 01-29-2023, 10:04 PM

Weird things I have tried is chop stick q tips when I was starting out. Then I have done screw drivers, ice, and other dick shaped tools

sirie · 01-29-2023, 10:07 PM

A fist ....

It wasnt my ass , but was my hand

hot_viper_2005 · 01-29-2023, 11:16 PM

If I said, "may the force be with you " would you know where I was going with this?

Yep.

Light Sabre. Darth Vader red. Made by hand in Batuu. Sith penetraing a Jedi.

Kisune Karnon · 01-31-2023, 12:24 AM

Hmm...A weird option may be dog toys. Haven't tried it.

03-19-2020, 09:43 AM	#1
sub_83 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 2	Weird anal insertions I've been searching on the forum and couldn't really find a simaliar topic. What would be a really weird thing to stuck up your ass. (or vagina if you have one ) We can take of with some fruits or whatever. Surprise me! I am willing to try anything. I can give picture proof if wanted. Hope to see some nice ideas __________________ Likes: Nipple torture, Anal, Self-Bondage, Chasity, CBT, Edging, Ice, Pics/Cam (no face), Bondage, Dares Dislikes: Humiliation, Cum Eating, Piss Drinking Hard Limits: Face Pics, Public 37 / Male / Submissive / Dutch Kik: tim198338 Toys: Clamps - Rope - Buttplugs and dildos - Fucking machine - Nipple Extender - Vacuum (syringe) - Elektrodevice - Chasity Cage (normal and elektroshock - Candles/Waxines - household things and fruits offcourse - ask for it if not in this list

03-20-2020, 07:38 PM	#2
Sexyplant Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Outside the box. Posts: 118 Blog Entries: 48	I typically stay with things that are body safe. However, the weirdest thing that I have inserted vaginally would be underwear. It's a very unique sensation. __________________ I am not accepting random messages from people I haven't talked to before. I am also not accepting dares of any kind.

03-21-2020, 03:08 AM	#3
YiffFur Member Join Date: Nov 2019 Posts: 94 Blog Entries: 2	Non-standard things I've tried -smooth plastic shower brush handle -hair brush handle -handle on mirror -pens/markers -small flashlight __________________ Male, early 30s, Bisexual. https://twitter.com/yiff_stash Kik: SexyFurry93 Likes: Anal, masturbation, showing off, strip games, truths Limits: Face, personal information, pubic exposure, bathroom play, humiliation, sissy, dangerous PM/Kik Dares

03-22-2020, 10:19 AM	#4
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,458 Blog Entries: 299	Weirdest I have done is a banana and a pair of female panties. If you try the panties, make sure to tie a string to them first very securely! __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

03-22-2020, 04:00 PM	#5
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04-03-2020, 02:51 AM	#6
elf_ears getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 267 Blog Entries: 10	Porridge, marshmallows, candy, 'fake cum' made from the starchy residue left over from boiling pasta.

04-03-2020, 06:50 AM	#7
Kaitlyn1386 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: South Carolina Posts: 499	My hairbrush. Handle of a screwdriver, Gear shift, which ended up going in my ass and hurt really bad. I rose up too far and slipped and ended up going in my ass. I stay away from food because of too many harmful bacteria __________________ Likes :Public,Anal,Masturbation,Toys,Bondage, Dislike: poo,pee,incest,pain,perm marks,too close to home public play,animals I dont to cam or pic swapping! https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=345847 Ask me Anything Thread! You can also find me at https://www.lushstories.com/naughtykat https://fetlife.com/users/1938787

04-03-2020, 01:38 PM	#8
DeepInnerFreak getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2020 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,825 Blog Entries: 9	The weirdest thing I have ever put up my butt hole was a um drum stick. It was when I was young like 11 or 12 and my parents bought me a drum kit for my birthday or Christmas or something and one day I was masturbating and thought I'd try putting something inside me for some reason. It um felt nice whilst I was masturbating feeling my butt hole clench around it and although I don't currently use my butt in general occasionally I will use my anal beads. __________________ Male - Kinkster - Straight Loves, Likes & Limits

04-03-2020, 02:01 PM	#9
WhatLisaWants Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Europe Posts: 58 Blog Entries: 1	My ass is more 'flexible' than my vagina, so I tend to put in more things anally than vaginally. Weirdest in my vagina: A small tomato. I also tend to stay away from foods, but as it has a skin, I wanted to try it. It got a bit soggy though because of the heat. Weirdest in my ass: A bunch of pens and markers, the end of a sweeping brush, the smooth handle of a brush. I have a bit of a kink of putting weird objects in my ass, so feel free to give suggestions. I'm gonna keep an eye out for more answers on this thread __________________ Girl/26/Bi/Sub I am not accepting random dares through pm or kik. I am not giving any dares to people who ask. I am a sub and also horrible at thinking up dares myself. Likes, dislikes and limits

04-07-2020, 06:00 AM	#10
snglwtfrdgrl Account Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: uk Posts: 29	anal insertions... well yesterday i put the handle end of a mop in my arse. it was humiliating to wank with a huge mop sticking out of me i have also tried, a banana (skin on and off), marshmallows, screwdriver, the screw on end of a shower head, shower hose, several sharpies, deodorant can, carrots, wine bottle (just the neck not the whole bottle). *with all household objects i make sure to cover the item with a condom for safety and hygiene. __________________ under consideration of a Master so please don't ask me for photos or try to Dom me or message me to do dares or tasks. Thank you. currently diapered 24/7 trying to induce lactation, pumping every 3 hours every day

01-29-2023, 10:04 PM	#11
alex_af1996 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Australia Posts: 353 Blog Entries: 4	Weird things I have tried is chop stick q tips when I was starting out. Then I have done screw drivers, ice, and other dick shaped tools __________________ 27/male/ STRAIGHT Likes: hidden outdoor, dares, pleasing female requests, some ass play, CBT, bdsm, self bondage Soft limitsiss play, humiliation, sissy (want to explore) Hard Limits: scat, piss drinking, extreme pain, blood My AMA https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=373282 https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=425350 I own 3 butt plugs Email me at [email protected]

01-29-2023, 10:07 PM	#12
sirie getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: EU Posts: 377	A fist .... It wasnt my ass , but was my hand

01-29-2023, 11:16 PM	#13
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01-31-2023, 12:24 AM	#14
Kisune Karnon GetDare Ninja Join Date: May 2010 Location: Imagination Land Posts: 12,192 Blog Entries: 7	Hmm...A weird option may be dog toys. Haven't tried it. __________________ Male/Married/Straight/Switch/32/190 lbs Likes and Limits Toys (So Far) PM Dares Utilizing Keywords Version 3 Kik: Kisune22 My goal is to give good dares and receive them because that is how I enjoy the game. I will send reports when I choose to or if I am asked. If you give me a repeated dare or a "do your own dare," I will be very disappointed because I like to be surprised and challenged.