Dare newbie wants dares

[Londonsystem]

I have always wanted, but never dared to post something. But here I go! I don't have any clue on what my limits are. So could some of yall give me a dares to do with different themes, so I can discover on my own what my limits are.

[BR1985]

Here you go then:

Theme: Pain
Dare 1: coat your genitals with toothpaste and edge
Dare 2: pinch your nipples and twist as hard as you can then count to 30

Theme: Piss/Mess
Dare 1: before your next shower, fill a glass or bowl with piss and then pour it over yourself
Dare 2: go and buy some sort of desert like chocolate eclairs, trifle etc. stuff it down your underwear for a 20 minute period, then take your underwear off and eat the desert with no hands

Theme: humiliation/bully
Dare 1: stick your head in the toilet and flush it
Dare 2: use a door handle or sturdy chair to give yourself a wedgie
Dare 3: “pants” yourself - let your trousers fall down somewhere outside

Theme: control and chance
Dare 1: for the next week, roll a dice each morning. You can only wear clean socks and underwear if you get a 1 or a 6.
Dare 2: write a page of lines: “I am getdare’s dare bitch, and I want more dares please!”
Dare 3: before each time you masturbate, roll a die. Continue this dare until you’ve sampled annd cum to each type of porn. Rolls as follows:
1 - male solo masturbation
2 - gay penetrative sex
3 - straight bdsm scene
4 - male sissy riding a dildo
5 - straight watersports scene
6 - gay abdl scene

Post a review of each porn video you watch.

Have fun!