The corrupted wish game.

[winjam]

granted but they only last for a day

i wish iggy azalea could use my face for facesitting whenever she needed to sit down.

[SweetTeen]

I wish to have my wish corrupted

[FoxFire]

Granted, its so corrupted its normal

I wish for the theory of everything

[interesting]

Well, in theory, it's great, but you find out that, in real world applications, it's pretty much useless.

I wish to become a famous author, known the world over.

[silkysatin]

Granted, but you have to hand write every copy of every book.

I wish I could find someone to make me write lines, by hand.

[sissiesofmarvel3]

granted, but they make you write in your own blood.

I wish I could safely and healthfully lose 40 pounds over the next month.

[zackertman]

Granted but you gain back twice as much as you lost.
I wish for an irl person to do dares with.

[mrpropel]

Granted but the person is very unattractive,

I want to take a trip to Hawaii,

[sissiesofmarvel3]

You made no wish, so you get nothing.

I wish I had smaller man boobs.

[mrpropel]

Shit forgot about that :P

Granted but you have no nipples.

I WISH to take a trip to Hawaii

[sissiesofmarvel3]

Granted, you have a 10 minute layover in Hawaii on the way to some third world, dirt poor country with nothing interesting.

I wish I could convince any girl I wanted to have sex with me.

[winjam]

granted but each time you do. they get overly attatched


i wish that i could eat out emma stone

[sissiesofmarvel3]

THe genie mishears you and hears eat out of stone. So he gives you a primitive bowl made from stone.

I wish I could try sucking off a guy and that no one else I knew would find out.

[M.G]

Granted - but the taste of his cock will last inside your mouth for 24 hours.

I wish I could sleep properly -

[chocolatedispenser]

Granted but you keep sleeping in

I wish my friends came online more