Halloween Clown pie

[Birdman5262005]

Ok so I am going to be a clown (Afro wig, clown makeup, clown costume, and red nose) on the 28th of this month. What I need from you guys is to tell me where to pie myself (i.e. a to the bare bottom, to the face). All the pies will be shaving foam pies. You may post once every 24 hrs and the dare will close at midnight est on the 27th of this month.