2021 Messy Gameshow.

[ezeperalta212]

I stand there knowing what to expect, sort of wondering why I am doing this again. The last show was so icky as the first game is explained. I just hope I can go 3 for 3 and take the lead and stay clean.

I step into the tank across from Silly, my feet getting a bit messy right away from the previous rounds. I try to read her and I throw scissors at the same time as her. Instantly the stagehand pushes the pie in my face..."Ughhhh!!" I pout stamping my feet in place in frustration as I wipe my eyes flinging it to the ground

I decide to change to rock for the 2nd throw and that doesn't pay off as before I can react I feel something hit my head as I close my eyes, I notice its chunks of cottage cheese. So gross! I run my hand through my hair. Hoping she sticks with paper I throw scissors and I am right. I then gamble back to rock to win the round. I step out to a laughing crowd wiping cottage cheese through my hair and picking clumps out as adjust my messy shirt andI watch the rest of the game. Happy to get some points but knowing its going to take alot more with another 10 contestants.

[Blue Griffin]

Welcome back! After some commercials, I think it’s time for our contestants to get to know one another. Let’s all go on a date and play a game “Cards against Contestants”.

As the players sit and take a look at the table filled with garlic butter steak, pasta, mashed potatoes, desserts, and more each player is given 3 cards and then are told that Each card will be played on your fellow players. After some shuffling I start to instruct our players,



To my Valentine to my left I give:

Each player hand their first card to the person on their left (upwards)

-Corleone91 see the card given to him says TOMATO SAUCE as a plate full of warm tomato sauce is poured into his stomach and lap.
-Ezeperalta212’s card say WHIPPED CREAM. She gives a little squeal as she feel the nozzel of a can go into the back of her shorts and thong and slowly start to fill them.
-NovaGunger laughs at this, but its cut short as his open mouth gets a filled with custard as it runs down his face.
-Andrea is worried about their fate, but is surprised as the card they got from smelly shows 100 points.
-Smelly melly sees the smile of Andrea’s face and hopes they will get some good karma in return, but instead gets a coating of garlic butter over their arms and legs
-anynamey7 Tries to scoot away from the strong smell, but at least doesn’t get messy themselves as they also show a 100 point card.
-Smelly bitch is a bit disappointed to have given away points and isn’t excited to find blu cheese dressing from the salad get set in front of her and is made to dunk her head in 3 times.
-Brandonlow gets the first messy repeat as he too gets a custard pouring over him glad it wasn’t worse.
-Wampup sees garilc butter and groans as his arms and legs get a coating trying hard to breath through is mouth.
-Callmecurious hoping to get points after seeing the rest of the group, she sees Alfredo sauce and adds more white mess to her stomach and lap.

Good, but tv loves drama and what’s hotter than a love triangle? Now going to the opposite direction some people smile knowing what’s going to happens to the person that just got them messy.


To the Valentine to my right I give:

Handing a card to the right (downwards) lets see what everyones got,

-Corleone91 is surprised to see a 200 points card, but takes it in stride.
-Ezeperalta212 reveals mashed potatoes and blushes again as the stage hand opens up her shirt front and pours in a large bowl of potatoes down the front of it. She glares as Corleone91 as he smirks.
-NovaGunger is disgusted as he gets a coating of garlic butter than clashes with the sweetness of the custard.
-Andrea finds a new card as gravy is on their card. It’s comes out and is poured down their back running down in little streams.
-Smelly melly smiles as he flips his card over and sees Andrea repaid his kindness giving him 100 points.
-anynamey7 is surprised as they also receive points. 200 points. Feeling a bit guilty about messing Smelly, they thank him for the points.
-Smelly bitch flips her card and sees ice cream. The stage hands scoop in 2 large scoops into her shoes. As she shivers wishing it was something warmer she grins looking to her right.
-Brandonlow is wondering why then sees his card Ice cream. Realizing that he lost his shoes last round, he wonders what they will do. The stage hands bring out down quarts of half melted ice cream and strap them onto his feet as makeshift shoes.
-Wampup laughs as this, but sees Brandonlow’s smug face as wampup also get ice cream. His shoes receive the double scoop treatment glad he had his shoes at least.
-Callmecurious was hoping to get some friend points by playing nicely, but that does stop the custard from Wampup covering her face.

But maybe you’ll be scorned and it’s better to love yourself.

“I deserve a reward and buy a gift to myself:

A few people aren’t too happy at realizing the last card is for them:

-Corleone91 reads off tomato sauce and get a other lap full staining his already coated shorts even more.
-Ezeperalta212 smiles as she saved the best for last and shows 100 points.
-NovaGunger is in the same boat as Corleone91 and gets tomato sauce in his lap too. No points this round, he hopes he can make it up in the next.
-Andrea frowns as they had hoped they would see someone else do this, but has to dunk their head in blu cheese dressing too.
-Smelly melly smiles as he shows that his hand was entirely points as he left 100 for himself. This make the other two players next time him feel a not as special knowing that he had no choice what to give them.
-anynamey7 smiles along with him also picking up 100 points.
-Smelly bitch continues the gloating as she shows 100 points gold she doesn’t get even messier.
-Brandonlow knowing he doesn’t want to be in last, shows he kept 200 points getting on the board.
-Wampup is really unhappy to show he has another ice cream card. With his shoes full, the stage hand decide to place it elsewhere as four scoops go down the front of his shorts.
-Callmecurious last is line, laughs at him at least picking up 100 points too to end the round.


Corleone91 and Anynamey7- 500, Andrea- 400, Ezeperalta212- 300, Wampup, Brandonlow, and Silly bitch- 200, and Nova, Callmecurious, and Smelly Melly-100

For round three, it's the trivia competition, let's see how far your brain can get you. As always let me know what score is by pm if you want to be be secretive or you can post it after your report for this round.
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[bbwhore]

Can I get in next round

[WAMPup]

When the next game is announced I remember it sounding vaguely familiar. Easy enough way to get us to punish each other I suppose. Seeing each contestant one by one getting covered in some kind of mess from the table I realize there are things on here I definitely don't want. My first card ends up getting my arms and legs layered with garlic butter. It's runny and smells terrible. I can feel it running down my legs and into my shoes, soaking my socks. Definitely one of the ones to avoid. Though I find myself laughing at Brandonlow's predicament, I curse a little realizing I got ice cream as well. Luckily I still have my shoes and it won't be as bad as Brandonlow's. Unluckily those scoops are heftier than I expected. Nearly overflowing my shoes so that when I stick my feet back in they are engulfed by the cold dairy product. Then I realize why this game sounded familiar, groaning as I remember what card I still have left. I stick my tongue out knowing that my shoes are too full to stuff more in. But the stagehands had a different idea in mind. 4 monstrous sized scoops end up going right down the front of my shorts. I definitely yelped from the sudden cold. Now my shorts have white cream on them and a hefty bulge on the inside It won't be long before some of that ice cream starts running down my legs. I take solace in the fact that I am still in the middle of the pack. Not too high up and not too low. Though with the trivia round next, I know it's going to be a challenge.

[SmellyMelly]

I’m pretty annoyed when I get my hand, I know we have to give the cards to our competitors and having all points means I’m giving away points that put others ahead of me on the ladder. Also, if someone gives me a mess, I can’t get them back, only show how much I love them!!

The game begins and I give my first 100 points to Andrea who smiles in delight and I hope I’ve been given a similar treatment but grimace as I flip the card over to reveal garlic butter. Immediately, the stinky and sludgy butter coats my hair and dribbles down my back, adding to the already disgusting smell of the cottage cheese. I try to block my nose but my hand is already covered in the butter and I only succeed in pushing the gross goo up my nostrils. To add insult to injury, anynamey laughs and shifts away, not wanting to be near my stench.

The next round, I accidentally give my 200 points to anynamey which makes them super happy and a little guilty. Finally, I’m left over with 100 points for myself...

[Silly bitch]

I’m very disappointed to realise I’ve gave away points in with the first set of cards and to make it worse when I flip my own and realise I have to dip my face into blu cheese free times the smell is disgusting as it covers my face and goes up my nose I do the three head dunks and try not to throw up

The next round as soon as I flip my card to stage hands fill my shoes with ice cream and I’m shiver as I place my feet back in them and I’m hoping the third flip will treat me better and I’m in luck as I gain 100 points

[Corleone91]

Riding on a high from the first round I take my place for round two and I'm handed three cards from the stage hands. As Griffin explains the game I look over my cards and know that more than likely I'm A. going to piss someone off with my three messy cards and B. likely getting some payback from my fellow competitors.

We're told to pick our first card to hand to our left. As bad as I feel for doing it, I have to give Curious something messy. I end up going with alfredo sauce as it seemed like the least evil option and mouth "I'm sorry" down the table. At the same time, I take my card from Ezeperalta and I can only assume this is going to be messy. I flip the card to find tomato sauce and I shoot over a nasty glance. Before I know it, the stage hands pour a large container of red sauce in my lap and I feel it soaking through my shorts and boxers. While I'm frustrated, I knew I would be getting messy at some point. At least i get a consolation prize of her getting messy too.

For the next round, Griffin tells us to hand a card in the opposite direction. Payback time. I choose between my two options and pass a card with "mashed potatoes". As I'm at the head of the table, I flip first and I am surprised to see 200 points. I couldn't feel more bad at this point for having to give curious a mess but I'm happy they understood. Next up, Ezeperalta reveals the card and immediately gets a bowl of mashed potatoes poured down her shirt. I can help but smirk as she shoots me a nasty glance.

Working through the rest of round two, I can only agonize over what the third round brings. Obviously there's a bit of a rivalry with Ezeperalta but I'm trying not to make more enemies than I need at this point. Griffin kicks off rounds 3 by telling us that the last card is to love ourselves... "Crap" I mutter.

I flip over my last card on cue and I get doused in another round of warm tomato sauce soaking my clothes deeper. Well the warm sensation feels sort of good after the first round started to cool, the mushiness of my bottom half starts to feel weird. I'm a little disappointed at the same time. I know my clothes are basically ruined. Maybe I picked the wrong day to wear the new boxers that my girlfriend gave me for Valentine's day...

As the round ends, I'm still in the lead, although I'm now tied for it. Hopefully I can keep up the success for the next few rounds and I feel as competitive as ever.

[Novagunger]

I walk out eager to try my luck at this game.

I get nervous as we are escorted into the tanks and locked. The draw is thrown and I win with scissors yes maybe this will go good. Then the next throw we tie with paper I close my eyes and brace for the pie to the face but they open the door and SLAM it into my crotch fuck that hurts. We throw again and he wins and cottage cheese pours down on me that stuff is gross. Then we tie again and it's another crotch shot with the pie. The we throw the final time I throw rock assuming that no idiot would throw the same one five times in a row. I get covered cottage cheese again.

[Novagunger]

For round two I I sit down and the cards are pasted around when I stops I am third to open mine and laugh hard at the first two getting covered in slop but then I open mine and get cold custard down my back.

Then the next rounds or cards are past out and I get garlic sauce I try to dick my head and take it on the back but the stage hand pushes infront of me and throws it straight into my face the stuff stinks and is up my nose.

finally the last card comes and I get a lap full of tomato sauce leaving me completely covered hopefully the next round will be better for me.

[callmecurious]

I never did really like Valentines after all it seems such a silly holiday when love is something meant to be celebrated every day. But I have to admit the game's version is a bit more exciting and very very messy. Being last is both entertaining and a bit nerve racking. But at least I get to watch everyone else get messy or those coveted points before having to worry about it myself. Most of the items aren't that bad, but I do wince as the Garlic butter I can only imagine how long that smell will stick with Smelly oh well at least I guess they are named appropriately. But then the Alfredo sauce dumped in my lap isn't much better, but I guess my lap is better than over my head.

The next card doesn't get much better. Maybe it's even worse as my playing nicely obviously isn't working as I suddenly have a face full of custard. I grimace and wipe my eyes clear as we wait for the third round. Finally a round that goes my way. I watch the results and I can't help but laugh as poor Wam Pup's shorts are stuffed with ice cream. He's definitely going to be a chilly pup. But my 100 points warm my heart. Of course that still leaves me at the bottom which is very very nerve wracking, but hopefully the trivia round will be my big chance after all I do love trivia.

[ezeperalta212]

As the second round begins.. I am still picking clumps of cottage cheese from my hair as I am sat at a table next to Corleone and Nova as I cross my legs looking at a table full of disgusting things. I keep asking myself 'why am I here?' as I glance over at Corleone frustrated that he beat me last game and is ahead of me now

I pass my card to Corleone, thankful that I didn't have to keep that as Nova gives me his card and I feel the stagehand open up the back of my skirt, pulling out my thong as well as whipped cream is sprayed in. I squeal and squirm as a good bit gets in my crack and up my back as well.

I take Corleone's card after he of course gets lucky with 200 points passed to him as the stagehand pulls open my shirt seemingly taking any liberty he wants as the clumpy grainy mashed potatoes fall in all over my bra and puddling against my stomach. I lean away from Nova when he gets a good helping of garlic... gosh that smells strong

We are told to keep our third card which thankfully ends up as points for me!

I stand up, potatoes falling out of my shirt as I pull it out, whipped cream dropping down the back of my legs from my skirt as I see I am a bit further behind as I have to go take a trivia test now. Hopefully Nova doesn't cheat like last week!

[Any_namey7]

I really like card games. I get two cards with messes and one with points. I deciede to play the points card last so that I can see who gives me points and who doesn't. In the first round I give smelly my garlic butter card. It smells so bad that I scoop some steps away from smelly as I laugh at him. I get 100 points. In the second round I give smelly bitch my Ice cream card and watch as she gets messy. To my surprise I get 200 points from smelly melly. I feel so guilty for the round before and thank him a lot. In the last round I get to use the 200 points on my own, so I finish with a total of 500 points. Next up is trivia and I hope my knowledge helos me with that.

[Blue Griffin]

Sorry folks, but due to the Super Bowl, our time slot has been bumped to tomorrow. I'll have the quiz scores and results posted tomorrow.

[brandonlow67042]

I feel glad this time it was only 1 thing of custard and not something new over my face this time as all the other sticky goop is now starting to settle on my body. Now given makeshift shoes from the producers granted they are icecream quart shoes he feels his feet getting colder and stickier and a bit slower. He hopes the smell of all this doesn't start to bother him to much and helps him later distract his opponents.

[Blue Griffin]

Ok, welcome back. We might have been bumped for our usual time spot, but the show must go on. Unless anyone has a problem with it we'll keep to the usual time table.(The 10th, and the 13th)

Now it's time to see how well you could do on the trivia.

First off, it seems like we've gotten a blank page. Andrea must have gotten so nervous about that mess that they didn't even write down an answer. So let's give them that mess. The stagehands lead them to a self refilling gunge tank and lock them in as a wave of sticky strawberry sauce coats their left half and thin runny icing starts to coats their right side. As it drains into two separate drains it flows two pipes, crisscross and go back up into the two top tanks, but this time reversed in position and pours out again re-coating them. This keeps happening for the entire time we read off the rest of the scores.

Now for our actual bottom:

Wampup and Brandonlow... JUST manage not to be the bottom as Smelly melly scores a 6. Another bottom score for you Smelly, enjoy to make you cry. Well nothing helps cheer you up like eating raw cookie dough. The stage hands come our and start to double a large tub of cookie dough over your head and body making sure some getting into your shorts. Then they decorate that cookie with some red, white, and pink sprinkles. Lastly another comes out and writes "DUNCE" in red frosting on your chest.

Up next are Wampup and Bandonlow with 7. Maybe have some brain food. As two buckets of clam juice and fish sauce are brought out and dumped over you with the buckets left on your head.

Anynamey7 got 9. Not great, but enough for a treat. A barrage of pies with chocolate pudding. Since you got 9 right, we'll give you 9 pies each making sure to get all over you instead just to your face.

Silly bitchgot 10 and will celebrate with some cream. The crew fills up her underwear under her skirt and the insides of her shirt leaving her looking funny and puffy.

Nova picks up just ahead of Silly with an 11. Seeing how covered he his, the crew pull our a block of chocolate and starts to grate it letting the bits stick to all the mess over him.

That leave our last 3 with two of them tying our winner is- Corleone91 with 17 points! He get to clean off with a wine bottle of carbonated water poured over him and gets handed a bottle of honey to coat any other player.

Bummed, the score board lights up with Ezeperalta212 and Callmecurious both getting 15's. Disappointed, but glad to avoid most of the mess, they still both get "washed" off each with chilled white wine leaving them a little sticky, but better off as they were.


With that the points are distributes from least to most:

0, 150, 175, 175, 225, 250, 275, 375, 375, and 425.

and our standings going into round 4!


Corleone91- 925, Anynamey7- 725, Ezeperalta212- 675, Callmecurious 475, Silly bitch- 450, Andrea- 400, Nova- 375, Wampup- 275, Brandonlow- 275, and Smelly Melly- 250

Oh, and let's let Andrea out of the tank. She comes out coated and is asked to remove a piece of clothing for being in the bottom removing her shoes.

Wow we've really spread out after that. Our champ has grown his lead and our bottom is looking familiar too. Our holiday special is coming up next. I hope you all are good at your archery as cupid needs an extra hand.