The petDare Training Program

[LitDarkness]

Yeah this thread is great.

[WAMPup]

Oh no. Oh no. I got through my shift at work, but my 12 hours still say I ask to p. >.< can I? It’s bad. I’m bouncing back and forth to hold it in.

[FelineFrenzy]

I guess the others in the thread don't tend to be on this late?

Yes, puppy, if you're still watching the thread, you may go pee.

[FelineFrenzy]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

FelineFrenzy
Type: Pet
Task: This time we'll be practicing your meowing. Meowing is a very important skill for any kitty. To practice this, you'll be meowing along with the words of a song. You don't have to meow especially loud, if privacy is an issue, but you must be sitting like a kitty while you do it: Kneeling with your hands on the ground in front of you (I recommend doing this on a bed or pillow!)

All pets: The first three songs recommended by other pets will be the ones our kitty has to meow along to. Bonus points to anyone that recommends a song.

Okay, I kneeled on a pillow in front of my laptop and gave this my best shot. Here's how it went:

O Mio Babino Caro: Yeah, meowing along to opera that I wasn't familiar with that was WAY outside of my vocal range went just about as poorly as expected. I don't think anyone would have recognized the piece without the opera audio. My voice cracked a ton - I think I came closer to The Cat Piano than O Mio Babino Caro.

Lego 2 - Catchy Song: I think the fact that I hadn't heard this song before was a blessing. I actually greatly appreciated all of the repetitive lyrics and small melodic range after the opera - being able to mostly do "Meow Meow Me-Me-Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow" on repeat was a relief. The song is only kinda stuck in my head - it came back now that I'm writing about it.

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?): I'm guessing Nowa picked this one because it annoys a lot of people, but I actually kind of like it. (Also, it was a good palate cleanser after Catchy Song.) The fact that I knew it fairly well made it easy enough that I think I actually pulled off passable feline karaoke. (The fact that "Meow" shows up in the lyrics also gave me a laugh.)

Overall, not really that bad given that I had three songs with the intention of making the task harder. (For future reference, I'd like to point out to the doggo that I'm the only one who gave him permission to pee today.)

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

(For future reference, I'd like to point out to the doggo that I'm the only one who gave him permission to pee today.)

And this pup thanks you for that.
No puddlz today thanks to you. ^_^ *Licks*

[SairaB]

Ah I wish I could join too

[Lightze]

I shall be completing my task tonight.
The reindeer took advantage of my pm dare and added the addition of my cat ears and my vibrating plug during my attempt.
So that's gonna make it uhm... interesting. Nyah!

[NoWayOut]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

Okay, I kneeled on a pillow in front of my laptop and gave this my best shot. Here's how it went:

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?): I'm guessing Nowa picked this one because it annoys a lot of people, but I actually kind of like it. (Also, it was a good palate cleanser after Catchy Song.) The fact that I knew it fairly well made it easy enough that I think I actually pulled off passable feline karaoke. (The fact that "Meow" shows up in the lyrics also gave me a laugh.)

Overall, not really that bad given that I had three songs with the intention of making the task harder. (For future reference, I'd like to point out to the doggo that I'm the only one who gave him permission to pee today.)

Oh I would’ve loved to hear that^^
Did you also purr while “singing”?

But tbh I did not pick the song with the intention of making it harder, I like the song as well, but rather simply for the really bad “what does the kitty say”-pun
Yup priorities^^

Well done kitty, well done^^

Originally Posted by WAMPup

And this pup thanks you for that.
No puddlz today thanks to you. ^_^ *Licks*

*pats head*
You’re such a sweet pup, and so good at begging^^
Have another try, beg whenever you want to eat sweets^^
Gotta earn those treats ^^

Originally Posted by Lightze

I shall be completing my task tonight.
The reindeer took advantage of my pm dare and added the addition of my cat ears and my vibrating plug during my attempt.
So that's gonna make it uhm... interesting. Nyah!

Uhm...
*puts a halo above his head*

You gotta admit it’s very kitten like to have ears and you’ll looooove the buzzing...
We all know you do
I’ll also complete this task tonight.
And don’t feel bad for the kitty I’m wearing panties, a bra and girly socks...

[Lightze]

Originally Posted by NoWayOut

Uhm...
*puts a halo above his head*

You gotta admit it’s very kitten like to have ears and you’ll looooove the buzzing...
We all know you do
I’ll also complete this task tonight.
And don’t feel bad for the kitty I’m wearing panties, a bra and girly socks...

I bet you look adorrrrrrrrrrable! Nyah!

[NoWayOut]

Originally Posted by Lightze

I bet you look adorrrrrrrrrrable! Nyah!

Grrrrr thanks...
I bet you’ll be super cute buzzing too :3

[WAMPup]

Originally Posted by NoWayOut

*pats head*
You’re such a sweet pup, and so good at begging^^
Have another try, beg whenever you want to eat sweets^^
Gotta earn those treats ^^


Uhm...
*puts a halo above his head*

You gotta admit it’s very kitten like to have ears and you’ll looooove the buzzing...
We all know you do
I’ll also complete this task tonight.
And don’t feel bad for the kitty I’m wearing panties, a bra and girly socks...

0.0 ^.^ I like this one a lot! I’ll be at work for most of it l, but I will keep this in mind.

Also I’m sure you look adorable with all of that.

But I’m sure all of that buzzing will be really fun too! Best of luck to both of you.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by FelineFrenzy

Okay, I kneeled on a pillow in front of my laptop and gave this my best shot. Here's how it went:

O Mio Babino Caro: Yeah, meowing along to opera that I wasn't familiar with that was WAY outside of my vocal range went just about as poorly as expected. I don't think anyone would have recognized the piece without the opera audio. My voice cracked a ton - I think I came closer to The Cat Piano than O Mio Babino Caro.

Lego 2 - Catchy Song: I think the fact that I hadn't heard this song before was a blessing. I actually greatly appreciated all of the repetitive lyrics and small melodic range after the opera - being able to mostly do "Meow Meow Me-Me-Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow" on repeat was a relief. The song is only kinda stuck in my head - it came back now that I'm writing about it.

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?): I'm guessing Nowa picked this one because it annoys a lot of people, but I actually kind of like it. (Also, it was a good palate cleanser after Catchy Song.) The fact that I knew it fairly well made it easy enough that I think I actually pulled off passable feline karaoke. (The fact that "Meow" shows up in the lyrics also gave me a laugh.)

Overall, not really that bad given that I had three songs with the intention of making the task harder. (For future reference, I'd like to point out to the doggo that I'm the only one who gave him permission to pee today.)

You did a really great job of this, and your report was really fun to read! (: I also noticed the word 'meow' in "what does the fox say" and found it amusing.

And I've noticed how well you're doing at taking care of our pup. Good kitty. <3

Originally Posted by Fieldofbunnys

So, Bunny did 100 spanks to the right side of his bum.
It hurts so good >u<
Bunny plans on finishing the rest tomorrow ^u^

Good bunny! Enjoy the stinging~

Originally Posted by Amihereforwhat

I can’t stop punishing myself for not joining when I still had the chance.

Why is this thread so attracting!!!!??!!?!???

Originally Posted by LitDarkness

Yeah this thread is great.

Aw, thanks! I put a lot of effort into this, but it's mostly just all the fun people we've got participating. (:

Originally Posted by SairaB

Ah I wish I could join too

Sorry! Keep an eye on the thread in case a spot opens up in the future, though of course you're welcome to comment on things while you're here. (:

[NoWayOut]

Hey! *jumps up and down in front of KL*
Lightze and me are taking good care of the puppy too, remember the sitting training?
And we didn’t make puppy crack an egg, at least not the first but only the second one

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by NoWayOut

Hey! *jumps up and down in front of KL*
Lightze and me are taking good care of the puppy too, remember the sitting training?
And we didn’t make puppy crack an egg, at least not the first but only the second one

*patpat* Yes, yes, you're doing a good job taking care of the puppy too. <3

[Lightze]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

*patpat* Yes, yes, you're doing a good job taking care of the puppy too. <3

I'll be sure to... take care.... of the puppy.
~flexes claws~