Punish me with a Messy, Feminine, Bondagey, etc weekend to remember! :D (26/NB)

[Brobot 9000]

So around this time last year I had what I called a "Messy Night to Remember," and, well, I have remembered it :P Enough so that, when I found out that I was to have another opportunity to "remember" the dares and challenges GetDare gives me, I was very excited. In a few weeks time I will have an entire weekend - from April 16th to April 17th - to play by your rules, do your dares, and overall have a horrible, fun, whatever-you-decide time.

As such, I ask GetDare to give me any dares they can think of that fit the requirements listed below. Be as mean as you want, as merciful as you want. The only ceiling here is your own imagination.

So, what are the requirements?

• All dares must take into account my Likes, Dislikes and Limits. If you aren't sure whether something is a Like or a Dislike, then it's a Limit.
• Since I will still be having to go outside periodically, I cannot do significant, continuous dares until after 9pm at night. As such, any dares and rules to be done during the day must be less than 2 hours long
• Any messy dares, unless they can be easily contained (e.g. 'eat food out of a bowl'), must be able to be done within the confines of a bath
• Any self-bondage dares must be easily escapable
• No destroying significant amounts of clothing
• As I live on the ground floor of a fairly busy apartment complex, no dares must be too loud or public
• I reserve the right to deny or change any dare given to me, but ofc this will only be done if I seriously cannot do it, or if the dare is lazy (e.g. "spank youself 5 tims hard")

Outside of that... it's fair game. Be as mean as you want... or not. Give a few rules, a long dare, a few short dares, or all of them at once - it's up to you!

I'm giving myself a budget of about £30 for the weekend. This is for any materials (e.g. plastic wrap for bondage), messy items, and so on. As much as I'd wish to I can't, unfortunately, buy any more clothes that I don't already have listed below.

With that out of the way, here are some items I have/can buy to give you some pointers into what sort of dares and rules you could - maybe - give:

• A high-strength vibrator
• A tight waist-trainer
• A pair of leggings
• Some giant trash bags
• Plastic wrap
• Duct tape
• Toothpaste, Deep Heat, etc
• Balloons
• Clothes pegs
• Other household items

Also - I will be denying myself orgasm until that date. Similarly, I will not be allowing myself an orgasm during the very end of the weekend. As such, you can make that time before more torturous by giving me instructions on what I should do beforehand to 'prepare' :P

Now, what do you get in return? Well, I will be writing a full report on all dares given that I will be sending to those who give the dares out. Additionally - the person who makes the dare that I consider to be the most creative will get a choice: receive a similar dare back, or control my orgasms for an entire month - depending on your own persuasions, of course. I won't announce this as to not promote drama, but I felt it best to give something in return :P

So, yeah. Go nuts!

[Blue Griffin]

For those curious about his thread last year, here:

https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=403302

The report was sent out by pm, but at least you can see what he had to do last time.

[Brobot 9000]

Originally Posted by Blue Griffin

For those curious about his thread last year, here:

https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=403302

The report was sent out by pm, but at least you can see what he had to do last time.

Thanks for the bump! And yeah, I will definitely be sending out reports via PM, as you can attest

[Blue Griffin]

Items:
Dollar store cheap bag of balloons,
Hot sauce,
Toothpaste.
Optional-syrup

Mix up the hot sauce and toothpaste into a sauce. We’ll add a little water for filler, but if you have something like syrup instead, that would be preferred. Fill a balloon to about baseball-softball size. Place the balloon in front of of underwear. Let’s plastic wrap the underwear to keep everything in too. Now you have 5 minutes to pop the balloon only by humping, Hands free. Once you have ran out of your 5 minutes you have an extra 10 minutes to keep trying. If you fail after the 15 minutes then you can stop and pop the balloon.

Now if you pop the balloon under the first 5 minutes, you can go clean up. Every minute afterwards is going to be 6 minutes staying in those underwear and humping the mess. Oh and when you pop that balloon you have to shout out “I’m a slutty bitch in heat.” Just for some extra embarrassment.

[Brobot 9000]

Originally Posted by Blue Griffin

Items:
Dollar store cheap bag of balloons,
Hot sauce,
Toothpaste.
Optional-syrup

Mix up the hot sauce and toothpaste into a sauce. We’ll add a little water for filler, but if you have something like syrup instead, that would be preferred. Fill a balloon to about baseball-softball size. Place the balloon in front of of underwear. Let’s plastic wrap the underwear to keep everything in too. Now you have 5 minutes to pop the balloon only by humping, Hands free. Once you have ran out of your 5 minutes you have an extra 10 minutes to keep trying. If you fail after the 15 minutes then you can stop and pop the balloon.

Now if you pop the balloon under the first 5 minutes, you can go clean up. Every minute afterwards is going to be 6 minutes staying in those underwear and humping the mess. Oh and when you pop that balloon you have to shout out “I’m a slutty bitch in heat.” Just for some extra embarrassment.

Thank you for this! it sounds very interesting, and very punishing if I fail to pop the balloon in time! I'll add the balloons to my item list as I'm sure there are some more usages for them

[The Living Statue]

Put on your signature/bio that anyone can message you 'freeze' in caps. When they do, you will edge and then freeze for 30 minutes.

[Brobot 9000]

Originally Posted by The Living Statue

Put on your signature/bio that anyone can message you 'freeze' in caps. When they do, you will edge and then freeze for 30 minutes.

Thank you, I'll add that into the bio at the start of the weekend.



Also - good news, this is likely to be a long weekend! So three whole days of dares and rules