Last night...insane stories!

Wolf007 · 10-30-2016, 07:30 AM

I was thinking it would be amusing to read some insane made up stories of members with far too much fantasy and get them rated.

The next person who posts, first needs to rate the story on a scale from one to ten!

The stories could start with "last night i...", "this morning i..." or whatever the creative writing comes up with.

I'll start...

Last night i decided to take my wool-haired mammoth for a walk around the block. After about...26 hours we stumbled upon two fully armored dwarfs.

One of them was rather friendly, while the other one demanded i took him to the nearest pharmacy. He claimed to be suffering from severe migraine (a common problem for dwarves). Luckily, i'm allways carrying a huge amount of viagra pills in case off an emergency.

After a while both came back from the nearby bushes, covered in a clear, glue-like substance. The headache was healed. So i received a full cup of gold as a reward.

Unfortunately my loyal but hungry mammoth hadn't eaten in 8 years so he swallowed both dwarfs, along with the cup of gold. I didn't really care because i was getting really bored and wanted to go home.

Finally, back home, i went straight to bed. I was really disappointed because nothing ever happens in our neighborhood.

10-30-2016, 07:30 AM	#1
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Last night...insane stories! I was thinking it would be amusing to read some insane made up stories of members with far too much fantasy and get them rated. The next person who posts, first needs to rate the story on a scale from one to ten! The stories could start with "last night i...", "this morning i..." or whatever the creative writing comes up with. I'll start... Last night i decided to take my wool-haired mammoth for a walk around the block. After about...26 hours we stumbled upon two fully armored dwarfs. One of them was rather friendly, while the other one demanded i took him to the nearest pharmacy. He claimed to be suffering from severe migraine (a common problem for dwarves). Luckily, i'm allways carrying a huge amount of viagra pills in case off an emergency. After a while both came back from the nearby bushes, covered in a clear, glue-like substance. The headache was healed. So i received a full cup of gold as a reward. Unfortunately my loyal but hungry mammoth hadn't eaten in 8 years so he swallowed both dwarfs, along with the cup of gold. I didn't really care because i was getting really bored and wanted to go home. Finally, back home, i went straight to bed. I was really disappointed because nothing ever happens in our neighborhood. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out