InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread

InstantInferno · 11-25-2020, 11:02 AM

Was talked into starting one of these somehow, so... welcome to InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread, where you can make me do many things except, for some odd reason, not edges. (Probably because I'm absolutely terrible at them.) Left with no opportunities for puns after the edging threads finished? Had fun (or maybe "fun") with all the little gifts I left in your thread and been looking forward to putting me on the receiving end for once? Just like the look of one of the options? Well, this is your chance!

Each post can choose from one of the following fine keywords, all designed so they shouldn't get too out of hand (that works, right?) and none of which will add any edges:

BITE - clover clamps on my nipples for 2 minutes
DEEP - I deepthroat a dildo 3 times
DRIP - five drips of candlewax at a place on my body you choose (below neck, must be able to reach it)
FUCK - I fuck my ass with a dildo for 20 strokes
SLAP - one firm-ish slap to my balls. Yes, really - just the one.
STUFF - 20 minutes plugged with large black buttplug

Additionally, every 100th post (so post 100, 200, etc) may optionally give me a short one-off custom task within my likes (less than 30 minutes), which can be in a later post for convenience. Not sure how many of those we'll actually reach - edging threads have been quite popular lately but of course this isn't one.

You may post as many times as you like, but double posting is forbidden. The thread will be open for 48 hours for you to add your chosen non-edges. Also, as a little incentive to get through the given non-edges, I will not be cumming by playing with my cock until they're done. However, I'm not currently willing to make the same guarantee for any other causes of orgasm including (but not limited to) any of the keywords given by this thread.

Have fun! Happy punning, errm, posting!

bluedieblub · 11-25-2020, 11:03 AM

BITE me, it's here!

Bdsub · 11-25-2020, 11:09 AM

Well, hello

Who needs edges when there is lots of fun stuff we can talk about

bluedieblub · 11-25-2020, 11:11 AM

How much sweat was DRIPping from your forehead when you pressed post?

Bdsub · 11-25-2020, 11:14 AM

I bet the sweat was running pretty deep

Kaiyo · 11-25-2020, 11:15 AM

Im gonna have a BITE at this thread ^^

InstantInferno · 11-25-2020, 11:15 AM

Hi guys! Thanks for the advice on starting this! I see it didn't take you long to find this and start on the puns

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluedieblub

How much sweat was DRIPping from your forehead when you pressed post?

Maybe just a little. Also, it's either a really good thing or a really bad thing that I decided against punishment for rulebreakers...

bluedieblub · 11-25-2020, 11:17 AM

Was there a mistake in that STUFF? I can't find it.

AnalAddict · 11-25-2020, 11:31 AM

The posts are DRIPPING in slow and steady.

How about your lower stomach, Inferno? That sounds like a good place to start

(You know, compared to a forehead)

Kaiyo · 11-25-2020, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalAddict

The posts are DRIPPING in slow and steady.

How about your lower stomach, Inferno? That sounds like a good place to start

(You know, compared to a forehead)

You call that DRIP slow? my thread is a snail in comparison XD

ass for this one ^^

AnalAddict · 11-25-2020, 11:34 AM

We’re all eager to give Inferno some STUFF to thank him for all his earlier lovely gifts, you know

Bdsub · 11-25-2020, 11:36 AM

Soooo many gifts to stuff into 48 hours

Bdsub · 11-25-2020, 11:33 AM

Posts will be stacked deep soon enough

Kaiyo · 11-25-2020, 11:35 AM

The thread will be like a buffet
You can BITE in how ever much you like, but it wont get less ^^

AnalAddict · 11-25-2020, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaiyo

The thread will be like a buffet
You can BITE in how ever much you like, but it wont get less ^^

I’ll be tasting the DEEPfried food over there.

11-25-2020, 11:02 AM	#1
InstantInferno getDare Addict Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 2,061 Blog Entries: 1	InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread Was talked into starting one of these somehow, so... welcome to InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread, where you can make me do many things except, for some odd reason, not edges. (Probably because I'm absolutely terrible at them.) Left with no opportunities for puns after the edging threads finished? Had fun (or maybe "fun") with all the little gifts I left in your thread and been looking forward to putting me on the receiving end for once? Just like the look of one of the options? Well, this is your chance! Each post can choose from one of the following fine keywords, all designed so they shouldn't get too out of hand (that works, right?) and none of which will add any edges: BITE - clover clamps on my nipples for 2 minutes DEEP - I deepthroat a dildo 3 times DRIP - five drips of candlewax at a place on my body you choose (below neck, must be able to reach it) FUCK - I fuck my ass with a dildo for 20 strokes SLAP - one firm-ish slap to my balls. Yes, really - just the one. STUFF - 20 minutes plugged with large black buttplug Additionally, every 100th post (so post 100, 200, etc) may optionally give me a short one-off custom task within my likes (less than 30 minutes), which can be in a later post for convenience. Not sure how many of those we'll actually reach - edging threads have been quite popular lately but of course this isn't one. You may post as many times as you like, but double posting is forbidden. The thread will be open for 48 hours for you to add your chosen non-edges. Also, as a little incentive to get through the given non-edges, I will not be cumming by playing with my cock until they're done. However, I'm not currently willing to make the same guarantee for any other causes of orgasm including (but not limited to) any of the keywords given by this thread. Have fun! Happy punning, errm, posting! __________________ 33/M/UK - kik: distractedknave - full likes/limits, toys, etc - not really active on here right now.

11-25-2020, 11:03 AM	#2
bluedieblub Dare Freak Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,733 Blog Entries: 16	BITE me, it's here! __________________ Likes, Dislikes and Limits PM dares and toys Enjoyed a task? Write me a report, I love reading what happened! M/Switch/Straight

11-25-2020, 11:09 AM	#3
Bdsub Dare Freak Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: U.S. Posts: 7,819 Blog Entries: 7	Well, hello Who needs edges when there is lots of fun stuff we can talk about __________________ 44/M/switch likes: Spanking, moderate pain, anal, being controlled, minor hidden public, teasing, humiliation, short term chastity/denial Dislike: Messy, wedgie, corner time, writing lines, kneeling for an extended time Limits: Showing face, permanent, illegal, scat, full public, family / friends, ball busting, blood, sleep depravation Detailed Likes and Limits PM Dares Toys Kik: bdsub79

11-25-2020, 11:11 AM	#4
bluedieblub Dare Freak Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,733 Blog Entries: 16	How much sweat was DRIPping from your forehead when you pressed post? __________________ Likes, Dislikes and Limits PM dares and toys Enjoyed a task? Write me a report, I love reading what happened! M/Switch/Straight

11-25-2020, 11:14 AM	#5
Bdsub Dare Freak Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: U.S. Posts: 7,819 Blog Entries: 7	I bet the sweat was running pretty deep __________________ 44/M/switch likes: Spanking, moderate pain, anal, being controlled, minor hidden public, teasing, humiliation, short term chastity/denial Dislike: Messy, wedgie, corner time, writing lines, kneeling for an extended time Limits: Showing face, permanent, illegal, scat, full public, family / friends, ball busting, blood, sleep depravation Detailed Likes and Limits PM Dares Toys Kik: bdsub79

11-25-2020, 11:15 AM	#6
Kaiyo getDare Prodigy Join Date: Nov 2020 Location: Germany Posts: 3,758 Blog Entries: 6	Im gonna have a BITE at this thread ^^ __________________ 23 \| NB \| She/Her \| Bi-curious \| Sub (maybe a bit switchy) with a little praise kink I got myself a Carrot!!!!! Likes/Limits Toys Ask me anything! [26/34 hours plugged] For the people asking for revenge 645/2.825 minutes

11-25-2020, 11:17 AM	#8
bluedieblub Dare Freak Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,733 Blog Entries: 16	Was there a mistake in that STUFF? I can't find it. __________________ Likes, Dislikes and Limits PM dares and toys Enjoyed a task? Write me a report, I love reading what happened! M/Switch/Straight

11-25-2020, 11:31 AM	#9
AnalAddict getDare Addict Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Europe Posts: 2,254 Blog Entries: 17	The posts are DRIPPING in slow and steady. How about your lower stomach, Inferno? That sounds like a good place to start (You know, compared to a forehead) __________________ 39 / F / Delighted owner of the absolute perfection that is Lightze

11-25-2020, 11:34 AM	#11
AnalAddict getDare Addict Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Europe Posts: 2,254 Blog Entries: 17	We’re all eager to give Inferno some STUFF to thank him for all his earlier lovely gifts, you know __________________ 39 / F / Delighted owner of the absolute perfection that is Lightze

11-25-2020, 11:36 AM	#12
Bdsub Dare Freak Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: U.S. Posts: 7,819 Blog Entries: 7	Soooo many gifts to stuff into 48 hours __________________ 44/M/switch likes: Spanking, moderate pain, anal, being controlled, minor hidden public, teasing, humiliation, short term chastity/denial Dislike: Messy, wedgie, corner time, writing lines, kneeling for an extended time Limits: Showing face, permanent, illegal, scat, full public, family / friends, ball busting, blood, sleep depravation Detailed Likes and Limits PM Dares Toys Kik: bdsub79

11-25-2020, 11:33 AM	#13
Bdsub Dare Freak Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: U.S. Posts: 7,819 Blog Entries: 7	Posts will be stacked deep soon enough __________________ 44/M/switch likes: Spanking, moderate pain, anal, being controlled, minor hidden public, teasing, humiliation, short term chastity/denial Dislike: Messy, wedgie, corner time, writing lines, kneeling for an extended time Limits: Showing face, permanent, illegal, scat, full public, family / friends, ball busting, blood, sleep depravation Detailed Likes and Limits PM Dares Toys Kik: bdsub79

11-25-2020, 11:35 AM	#14
Kaiyo getDare Prodigy Join Date: Nov 2020 Location: Germany Posts: 3,758 Blog Entries: 6	The thread will be like a buffet You can BITE in how ever much you like, but it wont get less ^^ __________________ 23 \| NB \| She/Her \| Bi-curious \| Sub (maybe a bit switchy) with a little praise kink I got myself a Carrot!!!!! Likes/Limits Toys Ask me anything! [26/34 hours plugged] For the people asking for revenge 645/2.825 minutes