[Truth] Person above "If I Were Your Boyfriend / Girlfriend..." humiliation

[Malebimbosub]

You are all that is wrong with your generation, you want the results but you just don't have the balls or will to get yourself there. You've had everything laid out for you on a platter your entire life and it made you soft and sissy, pathetic and contemptible. And so not only is your body weak but your mind too. If I was your boyfriend, unlucky for me cursed as such and slumming it clearly as I must be, then I would make sure that you were not fed until you had worked out each day and all the surfaces of your room were covered in naked pictures of ripped fine specimens of masculinity to shame you with all that you are not until eventually you started taking some personal responsibility.

I am a terrible flirt, and have a wandering eye that I struggle to keep in check.