Home Alone Dare Game & Poll!

[bdsm_guy1]

Hey Everyone,

As it worked so well last time, I'm including a poll to help decide my dares/punishment - please vote for your favourite dare!

Context

After several months since my last crazy dare weekend while my GF was away, I now finally have another day alone and off work while my GF visits her office on Wednesday 17th Feb (UK time). While this will be daytime only (probably 9-5pm), I hope it will be a good chance to catch up on some painful and humiliating dares!

The Game

So during the day I will work through a double deck of cards and perform dares based on the card drawn. An initial list of dares below:

• King: Draw 10 cards face down and guess the number of Jokers. If correct, shuffle the cards into the deck and skip the next # cards equal to the guess. If wrong, perform Joker dares equal to the difference between my guess and the actual # of Jokers. Then shuffle the 10 cards back into the pack.
• Queen: Shuffle 2 x [dice roll] random cards back into the deck, and double the time/intensity of the next [dice roll] draws
• Jack: If you draw a Joker within the next 5 cards, roll twice and perform 2 dares
• 10: Cane ass using spanking machine 20 x [dice roll]
• 9: Cane nipples using spanking machine 5 x [dice roll]
• 8: Insert a butt plug / increase size for 10 min x [dice roll]
• 7: Wear a gag for 10 min x [dice roll]
• 6: Naked exercise with nipple clamps (+ lots of jumping!)
• 5: Drink alcohol + piss denial for 5 min x [dice roll] (stacks)
• 4: Wear nipple clamps for 5 min x [dice roll]
• 3: Drink a cup of water + piss denial for 10 min x [dice roll] (stacks)
• 2: Slap/punch balls 10 x [dice roll]
• Ace: Retain this card to skip a dare OR re-roll a dice roll (except Jokers)
• Joker: Roll 2x dice and perform dare based on Poll Results [see below]

THE JOKER

Roll two 6-sided dice and sum the result. Then perform the dare below corresponding to the number:

2: Insert 4 ice cubes into my asshole
3: Wear sensory deprivation hood for 2 min x [dice roll]
4: Dildo my asshole with a large vegetable
5: Drip candle wax on my body then cane it off!
6: Tie up my arms & legs for 15 mins
7: [none*]
8: Drink a cup of my own piss
9: Go outside/shipping with nipple clamps & butt plug
10: Insert cut ginger to my asshole
11: Strip in public stairwell
12: [none**]

*Currently 1 dare missed due to insufficient votes: "Pour hot sauce onto a thong and wedgie myself."
**Final dare unavailable due to insufficient votes: "Go outside and strip naked for 5 min (Heads) or 10 mins (Tails). Can only be used once."

Rules

• Once a card is drawn, I will place it to one side except for Jokers, which will be shuffled back in
• If I get to the end of the deck so it's only Jokers, I will add all cards back into the deck and continue to play until my GF is home
• If I draw a Joker, I will roll 2x 6-sided dice. Based on the result I will perform the dare from the poll (unless no dare is assigned, in which case I will pick the next card)
• If a dare requires me to remove equipment (e.g. gag to drink, clamps to cane nipples), these must be replaced after and the timer continued
• If I cannot hold my pee, I can either piss my pants OR piss into a cup and drink it, then roll a dice and add piss denial 5 min x [dice roll]
• I will be nude + collar + chastity cage for the duration of the game
• If my GF gets home before I've been through the deck once, punch my balls 100 times HARD
• [NEW - from Person Above / diaper_pup] make sure that you have something up your ass for 3 hours straight, change the thickness of your "plug" every hour to an thicker one
• [NEW - from Person Above / diaper_pup] Take off your underwear while outdoors and put them in your pocket. Keep walking around for at least 15 while a bit pokes out

How can you get involved?

You can contribute to my dare game in one of two main ways:

1) Vote in the poll for the humiliation (Joker) dares. These will be assigned to the 2-12 dice roll numbers based on votes received, e.g. dares with 12+ votes can be assigned to any number, 5+ votes can be assigned to dice roll 2-5, etc. So this means any dares with a low number of votes could be discarded. You can vote for as many dares as you like, given the short deadline before Weds. As an added bonus, if all 10 dares are assigned to the dice rolls, I will add 1 more extreme dare to the remaining number: "Go outside in the dark and strip fully naked for 5 mins. If this number is rolled more than once, ignore and roll again." (this will be done later in the week, if I can sneak out while my GF is sleeping! And will be freezing cold!!)

2) Comment on the thread with a new rule or dare idea. Ideally should be linked to the game and can be an edit or enhancement to a prescribed rule above, a general rule while playing, etc. Other dares will be considered depending on time available during the day. I can veto up to 1 suggested dare (although the veto can be overridden with 2x "Thanks" on the post)

Note that additional dares:
- Must be within my limits
- Should be do-able within the daytime, otherwise I may need to add to the backlog for next time I have the evening alone
- Should be brief if possible, to allow more time for other dares

If anything is unclear, let me know. Thanks!!

Mr A

[bdsm_guy1]

I may regret this but...

For every vote, I will punch my balls HARD x 5 times

For every unique voter, I will cane my ass HARD x 50 times using spanking machine

For every comment on this thread, I will either:

• Discreetly expose my cock, ass or bare chest OUTSIDE for one minute, OR
• Stand fully nude in the stairwell/corridor for 1 minute, OR
• Try to fist myself in the elevator

Last time I offered dares per vote/comment it went a bit crazy and my ass ended up SO red... let's see if the GD community is feeling nice or nasty today

Remember, I'll be doing all this when home alone on Weds 17th, and will share reports throughout the day!

[bdsm_guy1]

Thanks to all 10 people who have voted so far!! Still c.35 hours to vote!

Example Joker line-up based on current votes:
2. Wear sensory deprivation hood (>2 votes)
3. Tie up legs/arms for 15 mins (>3 votes)
4. Drink a cup of my piss (>4 votes)
5. Strip in public stairwell (>5 votes)
6. Go outside/shopping with clamps & butt plug (>6 votes)
7. [none]
8. Insert cut ginger to my asshole (>8 votes)
9. [none]
10. [none]
11. [none]
12. [none]

Still many blank slots so please keep voting Remember if all slots are filled I will add #12 as "Go outside in the dark and strip fully naked for 5 mins. If this number is rolled more than once, ignore and roll again." ... this mirrors the most extreme dare I've ever done.. except now the weather is MUCH colder!!

P.S. I guess my 2x replies count towards the punishment in my previous post So now I'm up to...

• 45 votes x 5 = 225 ball punches
• 10 voters x 50 = 500 ass canes
• 2 replies x 1 min = partial strip for 2 mins

[bdsm_guy1]

We're up to 17 votes now - thank you!! Still 24 hours to vote

Example Joker line-up based on current votes:
2. Stretch my ass with a large vegetable (>2 votes)
3. Insert 4 ice cubes into my asshole (>3 votes)
4. Wear sensory deprivation hood (>4 votes)
5. Tie up legs/arms for 15 mins (5 votes)
6. [none]
7. Drink a cup of my piss (>7 votes)
8. Go outside/shopping with clamps & butt plug (8 votes)
9. [none]
10. Strip in public stairwell (10 votes)
11. Insert cut ginger to my asshole (11 votes)
12. [none]

Still two blanks (plus #12, which will be added if 2-11 dice rolls are filled) so keep voting!

P.S. Additional punishment:

• 64 votes x 5 = 320 ball punches
• 17 voters x 50 = 850 ass canes
• 3 replies x 1 min = partial public strip for 3 mins

^ This will almost be as painful as the actual dare game!!

Mr. A

[bdsm_guy1]

Any ideas for additional game rules? (always keen for more pain & humiliation!)

For example...

• What happens if I draw 2+ of the same card in a row?
• What happens if I draw consecutive number(s) in a row (3,4,5, etc.)?
• What happens if I don't finish a dare?
• Any variation based on colours/suits? (e.g. hearts are softer, clubs are harder?)
• What about adding a coin toss element to the Ace 'skip' ability?
• Is there any way to skip/reroll a Joker if I've already done that one?

Also I was wondering how likely a Joker draw actually is...

Joker draw 4/104 = 3.8% Joker
King draw 8/104 * 50% chance to guess wrong = 7.7% * 0.5 = 3.8% additional Joker
Queen draw 8/104 >> 3.5 avg dice roll >> 13.1% chance of Joker in 3.5 draws = 13.1% additional Joker
Jack draw 8/104 >> 18.3% chance of Joker in 5 draws = 18.3% additional Joker
Chance of Joker from full deck = 39%...?

Once the deck is depleted by half, then it's 4/52 chance of a straight Joker draw (as Jokers are always added back to the deck) = 7.7%

This all seems very high so if anyone wants to check the math, let me know! I did a few quick test runs and got...

Test 1: A, 2, 10, 9, JACK, KING (guessed 1, correct), KING (guessed 1, incorrect = "JOKER #1"), JACK, 2, 5.
Test 2: 9, 7, 6, 2, 9, 8, 6, 4, 2, JACK (no Jokers!!)
Test 3: KING (guessed 1, incorrect = "JOKER #1"), 4, 3, 6, 5, QUEEN (rolled 2 = shuffled 2 cards back + next 2 turns doubled), KING (guessed 1, incorrect = "JOKER #2" *2 due to Queen = "JOKER #3"), 5, ACE, 3

Overall I have a bad feeling there will be a LOT of Joker dares being done

EDIT: Just tested out a full game and ended up getting 28 Jokers!! This is mainly due to the King/Queen/Jacks multiplying effect (although I now realise I need to prevent Queen/Jack effects from stacking!!) and being stuck with several picture cards + Jokers in the final ~10 cards. Looking forward tomorrow but it will be tough! Still 2 slots to fill on the Joker dice so keep voting!

[bdsm_guy1]

*Update: As someone else has just voted (thank you!!) there are now sufficient votes to add in the 2 missing dares... and I was actually relieved to avoid the hot sauce one Updated list below..!! P.S. Started about 30 min ago and no Joker so far!

It's time! Final update before starting my day of dares today!

Thanks to everyone who voted! The final Joker list is:

2: Pour hot sauce onto a thong and wedgie myself.
3: Insert 4 ice cubes into my asshole
4: Wear sensory deprivation hood for 2 min x [dice roll]
5: Dildo my asshole with a large vegetable
6: Drip candle wax on my body then cane it off!
7: Tie up my arms & legs for 15 mins
8: Drink a cup of my own piss
9: Go outside/shipping with nipple clamps & butt plug
10: Insert cut ginger to my asshole
11: Strip in public stairwell
12: Go outside and strip naked for 5 min (Heads) or 10 mins (Tails). Can only be used once.

Also my additional punishments include:

77 votes x 5 = 385 ball punches
21 voters x 50 = 1050 ass spanks
5 replies (including this one) x 1 min = 5 min partial public exposure

I'll play from now until c.7pm GMT today when my GF will get home, and will post a full report today/tomorrow

Will also check GD throughout the day for any new PMs/comments with additional dares/rules. Thanks again!

Mr A

[Slutforyouruse]

Hope you’re hacking fun!!!! :P

[bdsm_guy1]

Originally Posted by Slutforyouruse

Hope you’re hacking fun!!!! :P

Thanks! Yes definitely!!

Will give a quick update

Been playing for the past 3-4 hours, had 4 Jokers already! They include:

• Drinking cup of piss (which was doubled to 2 cups due to the Queen multiplier) - I diluted a bit with water so not that bad, just humiliating!
• Candle wax - the dripping wasn't bad but caning the wax off my stomach was more painful!
• Dildo ass with vegetable x2 - rolled this twice. Done the first using a very large dildo as I need to shop for the veg. Will do the other once I've been to the shop

Overall not the worst Jokers so far... guess they will come later!

Update on other timers:

• Piss denial for another 2.5 hours... I actually just pissed myself into a diaper because I couldn't hold it... let's hope I can hold this time until 5pm!
• Gag for another 50 mins (I kept rolling 6's!) - bone gag currently
• Nipple clamps (clothes pegs) for another 20 mins
• Butt plug for at least another 30 mins

My GF won't be home until about 9pm so I actually still have another 6+ hours to play!

P.S. Thanks to your comment (+ my reply) I will need to partially expose myself for 7 mins (daytime) outside or fully strip indoors (communal space)...! Haven't done any of this yet