Burger topping dare.

[Ballbasher]

OK so I'm getting a bit peckish and I'm fancying a rustlers microwave burger. But they always seem to be lacking somthing. So I'm going to let the people of get dare decide what to add to it to make it even better.

There is no limit, within reason (not up for scat tonight) and anything I have in the house is fair game.

Bon appetite

[foxboy21]

If you feel like eating something truly disgusting, something that's just plain revolting tonight, the sort of thing no-one in their right mind would want to eat if they stopped for a moment and thought it through, then....

Spoiler:

Just eat the Rustlers Microwave Burger.

[Ballbasher]

Originally Posted by foxboy21

If you feel like eating something truly disgusting, something that's just plain revolting tonight, the sort of thing no-one in their right mind would want to eat if they stopped for a moment and thought it through, then....

Spoiler:

Just eat the Rustlers Microwave Burger.

Lmao true. But I'm trying to improve it. From its dismal state

[foxboy21]

Originally Posted by Ballbasher

Lmao true. But I'm trying to improve it. From its dismal state

Well, ok then, since disgusting food dares are such fun, let's improve your burger for tonight.

First, before reading the spoiler below, you should commit yourself to going through with it. You will probably need 30 minutes of preparation, and this should begin as soon as you have read the spoiler. You are guaranteed to have everything you need at home.

Ready to begin...? Then read on.

Spoiler:

Take a shot glass and spit into it. You are going to need to fill this up with your spit as quickly as possible. Hint, take a drink first, wait 30 seconds, then start spitting every 20 seconds.

Take your burger and open it up. Hollow out the top part of the meat in the centre, creating a basin as deep as possible, but not all the way through.

When your shot glass if full, microwave your burger. Now, open it up, pour the spit into the space you've made for it and close the burger.

It is now ready to eat. Most of it will taste like it usual cardboard-soaked-in-weasel-vomit delicious flavor. But when you bite into the middle, you will get the wonderful surprise of a mouthful of your own warm saliva.

After you have eaten it you should report back on the experience so others can better decide whether to follow in your footsteps.

Enjoy...

[Ballbasher]

That sounds delicious. I'll do it now. If you think of any other additions please let me know. Or any other ideas for other foods.

[BR1985]

I think we can improve it a little first.

Shave off a strip of your pubes and put them under the beef.

Put a good layer of peanut butter, mayonnaise, honey and bbq sauce on top.

And finish off with a nice full glass of piss to wash it down.

[Ballbasher]

Originally Posted by BR1985

I think we can improve it a little first.

Shave off a strip of your pubes and put them under the beef.

Put a good layer of peanut butter, mayonnaise, honey and bbq sauce on top.

And finish off with a nice full glass of piss to wash it down.

That sounds awful. I don't have any peanut butter or bbq sauce but I'll try this monstrosity when I get some.