"How to" lie - Page 8

Ciandon · 03-04-2008, 03:53 PM

Because if they sang at 3 AM, nobody could hear them scream...

How do pencil sharpeners work?

slave1987 · 03-15-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by elpamhax

How do pencil sharpeners work?

When you insert a pencil into a pencil sharpener several green monsters that live between depp's toes come out and start gnawing at the wood until the lead is exposed.

How do they get the smell into scratch and sniff cards?

stevedare · 03-15-2008, 12:16 PM

the smell is obtained from the use of vaginal tissues extracted from used tampons. this tissue is them soaked in the appropriate smell required - eg. perfume or cookies, and sealed in a Mason jar for 43 and 1/2 hours. It is then pasted to the card with Elmers glue.

What happens to the cell phoine waves coming from the satellites that you don't use in your phone call ?

AverageDaniel · 03-15-2008, 04:52 PM

They keep on flying until they reach the planet RadiatarZ, where they are free to frolic and participate in wave-related activity, such as bouncing around, among their own kind.

Why did Frank Zappa name his daughter "Moon Unit"?

slave1987 · 04-27-2008, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleDaniel

Why did Frank Zappa name his daughter "Moon Unit"?

Because Frank Zappa's real 'unit' was chopped off in a terrible accident and he had it replaced with a fake one made out of moon dust. So his daughter was created by a "Moon Unit"

Hampers · 04-27-2008, 06:49 AM

You're supposed to ask a question with it...

Who makes the noises in the radio?

slave1987 · 04-27-2008, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hampers

You're supposed to ask a question with it...

Who makes the noises in the radio?

Knew I forgot something...

The noises don't actually come out of the radio they are in your head, as a result what you hear when a song is played or how someone speaks is completely different to what everyone else interprets it depending on their preferences and pre-conceptions. e.g if someone decided they were going to like a particular song they they would hear it in the genre they liked the most.

How did the universe come to be?

Hampers · 04-28-2008, 01:32 AM

Stalin made it as one of his Five Year Plans. Didn't really work out well...

How do eyes work?

TraverseTown2 · 05-05-2008, 06:23 AM

In small groups of around 3 to 4.

How do you tell the time on a digital clock?

03-04-2008, 03:53 PM	#106
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	Because if they sang at 3 AM, nobody could hear them scream... How do pencil sharpeners work? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

03-15-2008, 12:16 PM	#108
stevedare Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: earth Posts: 247	the smell is obtained from the use of vaginal tissues extracted from used tampons. this tissue is them soaked in the appropriate smell required - eg. perfume or cookies, and sealed in a Mason jar for 43 and 1/2 hours. It is then pasted to the card with Elmers glue. What happens to the cell phoine waves coming from the satellites that you don't use in your phone call ? __________________ the Steve Space .... the final frontier

04-27-2008, 06:49 AM	#111
Hampers Kiss Kiss FIRE! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Suitcase Posts: 1,798 Blog Entries: 24	You're supposed to ask a question with it... Who makes the noises in the radio? __________________ ...Tubas in the Moonlight...

04-28-2008, 01:32 AM	#113
Hampers Kiss Kiss FIRE! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Suitcase Posts: 1,798 Blog Entries: 24	Stalin made it as one of his Five Year Plans. Didn't really work out well... How do eyes work? __________________ ...Tubas in the Moonlight...

03-15-2008, 04:52 PM	#109
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	They keep on flying until they reach the planet RadiatarZ, where they are free to frolic and participate in wave-related activity, such as bouncing around, among their own kind. Why did Frank Zappa name his daughter "Moon Unit"?

05-05-2008, 06:23 AM	#114
TraverseTown2 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 71	In small groups of around 3 to 4. How do you tell the time on a digital clock?