Very weird sex question

Jaro · 01-28-2022, 09:29 AM

Here are some very weird - and hopefully funny - questions for you.
Please answer as best and honest as you can, but obviously don't take them too seriously. Elaborating is much appreciated.

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?

poetrylover828 · 01-29-2022, 05:25 PM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? Nope and now Im scared that it could happen?? Like thankfully my boobs aren't that big but are they big enough??

2. Did you realize you didn't include a question that was labeled number 2?

3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? I don't know that I could do that. It would be too much

4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? Uh fuck its been a few years since I last made out with anyone. Probably like 4 or 5 years.

5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? ??? I don't get this one

6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? lol bad touch is a fun song

7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? No I don't think so

8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? Never tried to join the mile high club

9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would
suffocate? I don't think so but funny idea

10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? Nope XD these were really silly

Jaro · 01-29-2022, 09:31 PM

#2? Whatever happened to #2? I think that question was so silly I didn't dare to actually ask it.

"boolooloop" is Jamaican slang. Look it up

poetrylover828 · 01-29-2022, 11:55 PM

I just looked it up and for question 5 the answer is nope I do not.

Butterfly · 03-19-2022, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaro

Here are some very weird - and hopefully funny - questions for you.
Please answer as best and honest as you can, but obviously don't take them too seriously. Elaborating is much appreciated.

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
No, I have not lol. If I did I think I would need to wear a helmet for my own safety.
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
No, that would be gross
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
Never. bodily fluids are gross
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
I have not
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
Sometimes
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
*barf*
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
Nope
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
Once
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?

Absolutely not.

Also, did you realize that you forgot number 2?

Jaro · 03-19-2022, 10:34 PM

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4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
Never. bodily fluids are gross

So you never kissed?

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

Absolutely not.
Also, did you realize that you forgot number 2?

I did not.

Butterfly · 03-20-2022, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaro

So you never kissed?

I did not.

Very bad little worm. Somebody needs to teach you how to count.

Sabina · 03-20-2022, 06:02 AM

Very bad butterfly. Somebody needs to teach you how to french kiss?

Ok, we are only kidding
Hugs, Butterfly!

Kisune Karnon · 03-20-2022, 11:20 AM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? Not yet.
2. Blank
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? Probably not.
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? Never
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? Nope
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Yes
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? No
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? I wish, but no.
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? Nope
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? Would be a great skill, but no.

fyk · 03-23-2022, 07:35 AM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? no
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? yes
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? yesterday
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? no
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? no
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? yes
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? yes
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? yes
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? no

JamieDarkheart · 03-23-2022, 09:15 AM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?

No lo;

3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?

No, that just sounds too weird even for me

4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?

Last week

5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?

tf is that

6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?

Nah

7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?

Yes uwu

8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?

Nah

9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?

Nah

10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?

Only one way to find out

Knightly.Prixess · 12-14-2023, 10:30 PM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
Ive never been done that hard.. well my boobs are t big enough to do that to me
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
Gross no
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
Last night with Daddy
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
I don’t know what that is.
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
Maybe 🤔
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
No I don’t like sperm
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
No
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
No lol
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?
What kinda question is that??

lowlysub · 12-15-2023, 01:56 PM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
Funny but no

3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
Only for a worthy dom

4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
High school

5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
Never heard it called that but no

6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
Yes

7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
Suppliment

8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
No. I have only flown with family

9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
No

10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?
interesting but no

vibratoruser · 12-17-2023, 08:15 AM

1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
no, incredibly, this has never happened to me.
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
i'd be very impressed by their ability to grow their pubic hair that long, so maybe.
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
hah, never, i'm surprisingly kinky for a virgin who has never even been kissed...
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
mango trees do not grow here
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
i don't think so...
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
i've done my math: the average load of cum has 252 mg of protein. the average protein requirement for women is 45 grams. to get one gram of protein, i'd need four loads of cum --> for my daily dose of protein, i'd need 140 loads of cum. i respect anyone who takes that.
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
i've never even flown...
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
this summer was hot asf, so maybe.
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?
i just tried. it seems i cannot. my musical talents lie elsewhere.

01-28-2022, 09:29 AM	#1
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,458 Blog Entries: 299	Very weird sex question Here are some very weird - and hopefully funny - questions for you. Please answer as best and honest as you can, but obviously don't take them too seriously. Elaborating is much appreciated. 1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

01-29-2022, 09:31 PM	#3
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,458 Blog Entries: 299	#2? Whatever happened to #2? I think that question was so silly I didn't dare to actually ask it. "boolooloop" is Jamaican slang. Look it up __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

01-29-2022, 11:55 PM	#4
poetrylover828 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: US Posts: 470 Blog Entries: 4	I just looked it up and for question 5 the answer is nope I do not. __________________ Likes: rope play, spanking and other forms of light impact play Limits: anal, piss, scat, video, pics, permanent damage Don’t send me messages asking to help with your dare or help you shop. If I want to take parts in dares I will. If you need someone to pick out the things you are buying then you don’t need to being doing dares. I'm not looking for a partner.

03-20-2022, 06:02 AM	#8
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03-20-2022, 11:20 AM	#9
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01-29-2022, 05:25 PM	#2
poetrylover828 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: US Posts: 470 Blog Entries: 4	1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? Nope and now Im scared that it could happen?? Like thankfully my boobs aren't that big but are they big enough?? 2. Did you realize you didn't include a question that was labeled number 2? 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? I don't know that I could do that. It would be too much 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? Uh fuck its been a few years since I last made out with anyone. Probably like 4 or 5 years. 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? ??? I don't get this one 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? lol bad touch is a fun song 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? No I don't think so 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? Never tried to join the mile high club 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? I don't think so but funny idea 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? Nope XD these were really silly __________________ Likes: rope play, spanking and other forms of light impact play Limits: anal, piss, scat, video, pics, permanent damage Don’t send me messages asking to help with your dare or help you shop. If I want to take parts in dares I will. If you need someone to pick out the things you are buying then you don’t need to being doing dares. I'm not looking for a partner.

03-23-2022, 07:35 AM	#10
fyk Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 562	1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? no 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? yes 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? yesterday 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? no 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? no 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? yes 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? yes 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? yes 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? no

03-23-2022, 09:15 AM	#11
JamieDarkheart Member Join Date: Jan 2022 Posts: 35	1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? No lo; 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? No, that just sounds too weird even for me 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? Last week 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? tf is that 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Nah 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? Yes uwu 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? Nah 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? Nah 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? Only one way to find out __________________ ► 21, trans girl, bi, switch Toys: handcuffs, gags, chains, rope, tape, vibrators, buttplugs, collars, dildo, nipple clamps, blindfold, ear plugs Loves: bondage, tease/denial, feminization, chastity, humiliation, exhibitionism, fear play Limits: poop, blood, public, illegal, urethral insertions, friends/family/social suicide, messy, anything loud (have roommates)

12-14-2023, 10:30 PM	#12
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12-15-2023, 01:56 PM	#13
lowlysub getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Central US Posts: 360 Blog Entries: 3	1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? Funny but no 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? Only for a worthy dom 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? High school 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? Never heard it called that but no 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Yes 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? Suppliment 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? No. I have only flown with family 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? No 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? interesting but no __________________ kik: switchd13 Telegram: @Switchd13 Snapchat : switchd133 KinkList Denied by Girls My Current Rules Fetlife https://fetlife.com/users/11936240 Likes/Dislikes/Limits:https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92181 PM Dares (Kik) https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=96315 Denied next day (in forever)https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=418838

12-17-2023, 08:15 AM	#14
vibratoruser Member Join Date: Sep 2022 Location: Central Europe Posts: 95 Blog Entries: 1	1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs? no, incredibly, this has never happened to me. 3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair? i'd be very impressed by their ability to grow their pubic hair that long, so maybe. 4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody? hah, never, i'm surprisingly kinky for a virgin who has never even been kissed... 5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree? mango trees do not grow here 6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? i don't think so... 7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you? i've done my math: the average load of cum has 252 mg of protein. the average protein requirement for women is 45 grams. to get one gram of protein, i'd need four loads of cum --> for my daily dose of protein, i'd need 140 loads of cum. i respect anyone who takes that. 8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club? i've never even flown... 9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate? this summer was hot asf, so maybe. 10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11? i just tried. it seems i cannot. my musical talents lie elsewhere. __________________ 20/f/sub/bi Likes, Limits, Toys: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=96467