getting back to the humour contest that brownie started but couldent finsh...
well
I WIN
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Q. Did you hear about the new slave girl paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the slave girl’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a slave girl part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the slave girls right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. Why do slave girls wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a slave girls favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the slave girl like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't slave girls use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a slave girl like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do slave girls like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a slave girl like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a slave girl have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 slave girls in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb slave girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a slave girl have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. How can you tell a slave girl has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the slave girl burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a slave girls ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. How would a slave girl punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun Period Fun Period Fun No period Worry Worry Worry....
Q. Why does a slave girl insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. Why is a slave girl like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!
Q. What does a slave girl say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"
Q. What do you call a slave girl with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the slave girl tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf slave girl sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a slave girl passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicapped zone.
Q. What do you call a slave girl with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747
Q. What's the difference between butter and a slave girl?
A. Butter is sometimes difficult to spread.
Q. What do you do if a slave girl throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a slave girl decides to wear a nice sensible dress?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a slave girl standing on her head?
A. A normal girl with bad breath.
Q. What do slave girls and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. How does a slave girl turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What does a slave girl say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart slave girls and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the slave girl stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a slave girl has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. Why do slave girls wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a vanilla between two slave girls?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the slave girl that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it
Q. What did the slave girl say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q. Why do slave girls have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have slave boy boyfriends
Q. What do slave girls and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What does a slave girl and a turtle have in common?
A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.
Q. What do you call a slave girl with pig tails?
A. Oral sex with handlebars
Q. What do you call a slave girl with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a slave girl in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a slave girl sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of slave girls with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a slave girl?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the slave girl that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. What did the slave girl say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!
Q. How can you tell a slave girl has used your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.
Q. Why are slave girls like 7-Eleven stores?
A. Open 24 hours a day.
Q. Why did the slave girl throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A. To feed the toilet duck!
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.
Q. Why do slave girls always drink with straws?
A. Practice.
Q. Why do slave girls put their hair in ponytails?
A. To cover the valve stem.
Q. Why should slave girls not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. What's the difference between a slave girl and a guy?
A. The slave girl has the higher sperm count.
Q. How is a slave girl like peanut-butter?
A. They spread easily.
Q. What's the difference between a group of slave girls and a good magician?
A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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Now before you all get up in arms about "slaves are not dumb" BS... well i know. i just found these funny, and the members that were here as long as i have would know my stance and respect for slaves.
12-16-2007, 10:07 PM
I Win!
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