★ A few would-you-rathers. - Page 5

newsissy · 01-30-2014, 11:47 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

once every 10 seconds, easy choice

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

First choice

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

Naked for a Class period

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

Shit my pants with the teachers I have now...

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats

2 public toilet seats

kinkyhannahhh · 01-31-2014, 11:42 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett? Lyle Lovett!

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Both options are kinda sick...but rather every ten years, I couldn't live a life if I'd orgasm every ten seconds!

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paper clip giving me sex tips

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? I'd rather be naked for one class period!

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? I'd rather never brush my hair!

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out with my teacher, he's freaking handsome!

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? I'd rather lick the payphones!

TheAwesomeBisexual · 02-01-2014, 01:28 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the paperclip lol
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
I would like to point out the fact that I wear my underwear all day at school anyway, and that it is definitely better than being naked for a class period. ( I am very surprised no one else figured this out, actually)
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Well, I actually comb my hair, so...
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with the teacher in front of the class. I would set it up so that, yes it was happening in front of the class, but we would be behind a curtain or something.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
toilet seats, because it'd take less work to disinfect 2 toilet seats than it would to disinfect 500 payphones.

zackertman · 02-10-2014, 09:44 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)Lovett
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?every ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paperclip
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Undies
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?ill take the teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats

bestintheworld · 02-11-2014, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyBoop

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

1. Steve Buscemi (got a cool name)
2. Once every 10 years (Every 10 seconds would be impossible to have a life)
3. Microsoft paper clip (coolest idea ever)
4. Underwear (can get some which might pass for clothes and naked for me would be too awkward)
5. Hair (can still comb it)
6. Teacher
6. Two toilet seats

rachyh · 02-12-2014, 06:52 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) steve buscemi
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? every ten seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? clippy tips
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear all day
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 2 toilet seats

inferiorwhiteboi · 07-25-2015, 09:44 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)

Steve Buscemi, for the following reason: He's Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs, and that's more than enough reason.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

Once every ten years. At every ten seconds, nothing else would ever get accomplished and I've got other stuff to do, damnit! Orgasms be damned!

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

The Microsoft Paper Clip helper was always good for a laugh.

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?

If I had to pick one, underwear all day.

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?

I am a guy and I own a comb. I don't need to brush my hair ever again. I comb it.

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?

For multiple reasons, I consider this question creepy. A bit surprising, considering who posed the question. No further comment.

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?

500 Payphones, because frankly it would really difficult to find that many at this point. I haven't even seen a payphone in years.

01-30-2014, 11:47 PM	#61
newsissy Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: St. louis Missouri Posts: 17	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Steve Buscemi 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? once every 10 seconds, easy choice 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? First choice 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Naked for a Class period 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Never brush my hair 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Shit my pants with the teachers I have now... 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats 2 public toilet seats __________________ I love to crossdress and do dares! Currently looking for a master Likes:anal, spanking, bondage, crossdressing, humiliation, degradation, messy, and ok with alot of other stuff Limits: lots of pain, self harm, blood, extreme public always willing to do dares or chat. PM me !

01-31-2014, 11:42 AM	#62
kinkyhannahhh Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 33 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett? Lyle Lovett! 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Both options are kinda sick...but rather every ten years, I couldn't live a life if I'd orgasm every ten seconds! 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paper clip giving me sex tips 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? I'd rather be naked for one class period! 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? I'd rather never brush my hair! 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out with my teacher, he's freaking handsome! 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? I'd rather lick the payphones! __________________ ~ kinkyhannah is active again ~ Please, do not ask me for dares. Instead, feel free to send me dares you want me to do or ask anything you want to know and I will answer. For likes and dislikes please see my human sex map

02-01-2014, 01:28 AM	#63
TheAwesomeBisexual Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 8	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Lyle Lovett 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? the paperclip lol 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? I would like to point out the fact that I wear my underwear all day at school anyway, and that it is definitely better than being naked for a class period. ( I am very surprised no one else figured this out, actually) 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Well, I actually comb my hair, so... 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with the teacher in front of the class. I would set it up so that, yes it was happening in front of the class, but we would be behind a curtain or something. 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? toilet seats, because it'd take less work to disinfect 2 toilet seats than it would to disinfect 500 payphones. __________________ Hi, My name is Andrew, I am 23 years old, and I am a bisexual male. My Fetishes: Ice, Archery. Likes:Ice(duh), anal, orgasm denial, badass girls who weild bows. The rest will be filled in later, I am tired and I want to go to sleep. Last edited by TheAwesomeBisexual; 02-01-2014 at 01:30 AM. Reason: forgot to put something in

02-10-2014, 09:44 PM	#64
zackertman getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Running from door to door begging for my next load Posts: 313 Blog Entries: 3	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)Lovett 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?every ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paperclip 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Undies 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Teeth 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?ill take the teacher 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats __________________ 5'9" - 175lbs - 6" My BDSM Test Likes- crossdressing, masturbation, cum eating, hidden/semi public, spanking nipple play, deepthroating/oral, humiliation, degradation, anal Dislikes/Maybe- piss, cumplay, denial Limits- family, scat, full public, a2m Toys Clothing Pm Dares The most daring thing I've done is gone on a short walk on a path in the woods while crossdressed. I think someone on the beach nearby saw me too.

07-25-2015, 09:44 PM	#67
inferiorwhiteboi getDare Devil Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Anywhere but getDare Posts: 1,338 Blog Entries: 24	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Steve Buscemi, for the following reason: He's Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs, and that's more than enough reason. 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Once every ten years. At every ten seconds, nothing else would ever get accomplished and I've got other stuff to do, damnit! Orgasms be damned! 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The Microsoft Paper Clip helper was always good for a laugh. 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? If I had to pick one, underwear all day. 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? I am a guy and I own a comb. I don't need to brush my hair ever again. I comb it. 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? For multiple reasons, I consider this question creepy. A bit surprising, considering who posed the question. No further comment. 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 500 Payphones, because frankly it would really difficult to find that many at this point. I haven't even seen a payphone in years. __________________ (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") Bunny says, "Bye bye!"

02-12-2014, 06:52 AM	#66
rachyh Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 74	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) steve buscemi 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? every ten seconds 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? clippy tips 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear all day 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush hair 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with teacher 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? 2 toilet seats