The Ultimate Size Comparison!

[Jaro]

We all love to know about each others boob and cock size, but to measure those the conventional ways is getting a bit stale.

I hereby suggest an alternative way which I think is more fun AND potentially more accurate.

I dare you to measure and share with us:

How much do your boobs / cock and balls weigh?

So how on earth do you weigh this? Please follow the following instructions as best you can. Girls: you may want to do this twice for each boob for best accuracy, Guys: you must do this while completely flaccid.

1. Get a bowl that is large enough to contain your penis+balls / one boob.
2. Get a bowl that is larger and can contain the first bowl.
3. Weigh the largest bowl while it is empty using a kitchen scale. Write this down.
4. Fill the first (smaller) bowl to the brim with water and place it in the first empty bowl.
5. Now submerge your flaccid penis and balls OR one of your boobs completely into the water. Let the water spill out into the larger bowl. Do this slow and careful so that not more water spills than your boob/cock displaces.
6. Now carefully remove the smaller bowl from the large one that now contains the displaced water.
7. Weigh the large bowl and subtract from the original empty weight.
8. Multiply the result by 0,9 (because the body is less dense than water).
9. If you weighed your cock: you are done and this is the weight!
   If you weighed your boob: multiply by 2 OR - more accurate - repeat the steps for your other boobs and add up: this is the weight of your boobs combined.

Please post your weight here, both in kg/grams AND lbs to make it easy for everybody to compare. If you don't convert (easy to do using Google) I will edit your post and do it.