The Bespoke Undressing Dare

quizmaster · 02-01-2012, 03:07 AM

Bespoke tailoring means making a suit associated with a client’s individual needs and style: a good tailor, such as those on Saville Row in London, will, by the cut of the cloth, make a man lose a few pounds in the right places, and perhaps even make him look taller. Overall, the tailor will create an individual style for his client. The question is: could such a thing be done for striptease as well?

Suppose that you send a person a few words which relate to yourself. It could be words evoking a memory of a great experience; a word relating to a hobby; the name of a person who has inspired you; a favourite movie; a secret you wish to keep etc etc. The person receiving the words then has to suggest a subtle, feasible and impressive way of theming your undressing - a way of stripping that is unique to you, and may never have been performed by anyone in the world before.

Suppose for instance a person were to send the bespoke striptease service the two words “octopus” and “purple” – maybe because the person likes the Beatles’ song “Octopus’s Garden in The Shade”, or enjoys eating octopus, or did a school project about the octopus many years ago; and maybe too because they like Deep Purple’s classic “Smoke on the Water” riff, have a love of purple clothing, and have an interest in ancient history, as purple was the colour of elites in ancient Rome.

An unsubtle and silly response, not worthy of a bespoke striptease service, would be to send back a brief reply saying “Dress in a purple octopus costume, and take it off.” However, a subtle and sophisticated response would be fully researched, looking at all sorts of implications of the words chosen. So, to suggest the octopus, the strippee might use eight of those suction cup hooks that attach to windows to hang up eight items of removed clothing - so that passers-by looking through the window from the street outside would be able to see glimpses of the strippee through the gaps between her dangling skirt, bra and pantyhose. And as the word “purple” was first used in English in 975 AD, the striptease might last for 975 seconds exactly, or 16 minutes and 25 seconds, and an alarm would go off at the exact moment when a pair of purple panties should be taken down. Even those responses from the bespoke striptease service may be improved upon – those are just a “first draft” of the striptease plan which an excellent bespoke undressing service would provide.

When the bespoke stripping plan is sent back, the “client” then has to decide whether the striptease is good enough. The potential strippee must promise to be honest about her response. If the striptease IS impressive, according to the client’s views, then she “pays” him by actually performing the striptease for him on cam. If it isn’t, she simply returns the plan saying “No thanks!” , or gives an even curter response complaining about declining standards of service.

02-01-2012, 03:07 AM	#1
quizmaster Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UK Posts: 141	The Bespoke Undressing Dare Bespoke tailoring means making a suit associated with a client’s individual needs and style: a good tailor, such as those on Saville Row in London, will, by the cut of the cloth, make a man lose a few pounds in the right places, and perhaps even make him look taller. Overall, the tailor will create an individual style for his client. The question is: could such a thing be done for striptease as well? Suppose that you send a person a few words which relate to yourself. It could be words evoking a memory of a great experience; a word relating to a hobby; the name of a person who has inspired you; a favourite movie; a secret you wish to keep etc etc. The person receiving the words then has to suggest a subtle, feasible and impressive way of theming your undressing - a way of stripping that is unique to you, and may never have been performed by anyone in the world before. Suppose for instance a person were to send the bespoke striptease service the two words “octopus” and “purple” – maybe because the person likes the Beatles’ song “Octopus’s Garden in The Shade”, or enjoys eating octopus, or did a school project about the octopus many years ago; and maybe too because they like Deep Purple’s classic “Smoke on the Water” riff, have a love of purple clothing, and have an interest in ancient history, as purple was the colour of elites in ancient Rome. An unsubtle and silly response, not worthy of a bespoke striptease service, would be to send back a brief reply saying “Dress in a purple octopus costume, and take it off.” However, a subtle and sophisticated response would be fully researched, looking at all sorts of implications of the words chosen. So, to suggest the octopus, the strippee might use eight of those suction cup hooks that attach to windows to hang up eight items of removed clothing - so that passers-by looking through the window from the street outside would be able to see glimpses of the strippee through the gaps between her dangling skirt, bra and pantyhose. And as the word “purple” was first used in English in 975 AD, the striptease might last for 975 seconds exactly, or 16 minutes and 25 seconds, and an alarm would go off at the exact moment when a pair of purple panties should be taken down. Even those responses from the bespoke striptease service may be improved upon – those are just a “first draft” of the striptease plan which an excellent bespoke undressing service would provide. When the bespoke stripping plan is sent back, the “client” then has to decide whether the striptease is good enough. The potential strippee must promise to be honest about her response. If the striptease IS impressive, according to the client’s views, then she “pays” him by actually performing the striptease for him on cam. If it isn’t, she simply returns the plan saying “No thanks!” , or gives an even curter response complaining about declining standards of service. Last edited by quizmaster; 02-01-2012 at 03:18 AM.