Weirdest Place you've Masturbated?

NJTallGuy · 08-13-2007, 07:59 AM

Not sure if this question has ever been asked so sorry if it's a repeat.

Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare?

to answer the question myself:
1) A customer's attic when I was in home inspections. Left it on the attic insulation.
2) At my work desk after everyone left. Once in the work bathroom.
3) Outside on my back porch late at night.

Marc · 08-13-2007, 10:33 AM

lying on the boot of my car on the side of a public highway in the snow

Ikon · 08-13-2007, 10:47 AM

man, i know it doesnt sound very weird..

but I would say my grandma's house

while its still in a house, its just kinda weird to think about

or

in my best friends living room, on the couch at night

i guess one of those, not too daring, i need to go do one outside

andom4444 · 08-13-2007, 01:14 PM

hmmm in a hot tub with bubbles on with family in the garden about 50 metres away lol. didn't cum though.

Is Niet · 08-13-2007, 04:55 PM

In the bathroom of a Church rectory.... no i wasn't molested by a priest... i was working there... four hour shift, 5-9, the priests had all gone to dinner, it was boring, nobody calls churches that late.

suck1999 · 08-13-2007, 05:35 PM

Well I don't know if this counts cause I didn't really do it myself but one time I was in the car with my friend my gf her friend and her mom. She was sitting in the front with her mom and I was in the back with my friend (male) and her friend (female) and all of a sodden her friend starts to open my pants (m gf would of herd this probable but the radio was pretty loud) and started to give me a hand job right there till I cam. That was like a year ago me and my gf still go out and that's still her best friend cause she never found out and hopefully never will cause I think I might marry her.

naked40 · 08-19-2008, 02:01 PM

in a church whilst working there

commandoguy · 08-20-2008, 04:59 AM

On the toilet in my college library, I was so bored and randy I just had to!!

TrekBoy008 · 08-20-2008, 03:39 PM

A study cubicle in my college library...twice.

scotsman · 07-23-2009, 04:45 PM

errmm at a party in front of everyone

matt9741399 · 07-25-2009, 06:55 PM

In a bath of wallpaper paste, wearing a spandex body suit.

darenick920 · 09-16-2007, 11:52 AM

My weirdest was for a dare, was while i was driving down the interstate I masturbated. Was pretty hot and dangerous :-)

daringslave · 09-26-2007, 01:11 PM

For me it was in the boys shower room at my highschool - I was dared to by my friends and left a wet patch on my crushes shirt right under the collar so he would smell me all day

Dice7 · 09-26-2007, 03:11 PM

Probably in my car, in the school toilets or on my sisters bed..

Slut · 09-29-2007, 12:05 PM

For me it was when i was dared to do it while hiding in the bushes in front of my house.

So fun!

08-13-2007, 07:59 AM	#1
NJTallGuy Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ in USA Posts: 82	Weirdest Place you've Masturbated? Not sure if this question has ever been asked so sorry if it's a repeat. Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare? to answer the question myself: 1) A customer's attic when I was in home inspections. Left it on the attic insulation. 2) At my work desk after everyone left. Once in the work bathroom. 3) Outside on my back porch late at night.

08-13-2007, 10:33 AM	#2
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08-13-2007, 10:47 AM	#3
Ikon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA, TN Posts: 125	man, i know it doesnt sound very weird.. but I would say my grandma's house while its still in a house, its just kinda weird to think about or in my best friends living room, on the couch at night i guess one of those, not too daring, i need to go do one outside __________________ PM if you wanna play Limits: Family, Friends, Public, Poo, Piss, Blood, Permanent Damage

08-13-2007, 05:35 PM	#6
suck1999 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: U.S.A! Posts: 73	masturbate Well I don't know if this counts cause I didn't really do it myself but one time I was in the car with my friend my gf her friend and her mom. She was sitting in the front with her mom and I was in the back with my friend (male) and her friend (female) and all of a sodden her friend starts to open my pants (m gf would of herd this probable but the radio was pretty loud) and started to give me a hand job right there till I cam. That was like a year ago me and my gf still go out and that's still her best friend cause she never found out and hopefully never will cause I think I might marry her. __________________ If there is a mistress out there looking for a slave pm me or e-mail me at [email protected] if you want to see a pic.

08-19-2008, 02:01 PM	#7
naked40 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: England Posts: 454	in a church whilst working there __________________ likes; nudity, penis, masturbation, pain, outside (only slightly public) dislikes; public, gross, anal, piss, scat, shaving *I love Truths. PM me any time with your questions*

08-13-2007, 01:14 PM	#4
andom4444 Moderator & Nice Guy Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,292	hmmm in a hot tub with bubbles on with family in the garden about 50 metres away lol. didn't cum though.

08-13-2007, 04:55 PM	#5
Is Niet Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Big Apple Posts: 174	In the bathroom of a Church rectory.... no i wasn't molested by a priest... i was working there... four hour shift, 5-9, the priests had all gone to dinner, it was boring, nobody calls churches that late.

08-20-2008, 04:59 AM	#8
commandoguy Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 32	On the toilet in my college library, I was so bored and randy I just had to!!

08-20-2008, 03:39 PM	#9
TrekBoy008 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Greater Boston Area Posts: 310	A study cubicle in my college library...twice. __________________ "Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic, capable of both inflicting injury and remedying it." ~ Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

07-23-2009, 04:45 PM	#10
scotsman getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: scotland Posts: 270	errmm at a party in front of everyone

07-25-2009, 06:55 PM	#11
matt9741399 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: London Posts: 34	In a bath of wallpaper paste, wearing a spandex body suit.

09-16-2007, 11:52 AM	#12
darenick920 Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 13	My weirdest was for a dare, was while i was driving down the interstate I masturbated. Was pretty hot and dangerous :-) __________________ Girls who want to dare me e-mail [email protected]

09-26-2007, 01:11 PM	#13
daringslave Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 36	For me it was in the boys shower room at my highschool - I was dared to by my friends and left a wet patch on my crushes shirt right under the collar so he would smell me all day

09-26-2007, 03:11 PM	#14
Dice7 getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London/Spain Posts: 2,425 Blog Entries: 5	Probably in my car, in the school toilets or on my sisters bed..

09-29-2007, 12:05 PM	#15
Slut Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 5	For me it was when i was dared to do it while hiding in the bushes in front of my house. So fun!