The woods [non-fiction]

Five_Alive · 03-11-2008, 10:24 AM

Well a few of you last night heard me talking about going to the local woods and stripping. Well I headed in today and was very surprised at how many people were there. I must have spent half an hour walking around the place.

When I got to the thicker area (ie more hidden) they had changed it since I'd last been there. There wasn't really anywhere to do it. There was one place hidden, except that a path was next to it with a hole in the hedge (so I'd be in plain sight to anyone there).

I tried all sorts of cubbyholes and openings, but no where was really suitable.

The ground was wet and so really muddy. I didn't take my clothes off, but I did pull my pants and trousers down so that it was exposed. However not really much was done as it was possible for me to be seen.

Maybe when it's darker or drier I'll be braver next time.

So effectively, task failed :\

glue · 03-11-2008, 10:31 AM

Wow What A Story

noteworthy · 03-11-2008, 02:40 PM

At least you made the effort. You got a little naked. Next time you'll do more.

Five_Alive · 03-11-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by noteworthy

At least you made the effort. You got a little naked. Next time you'll do more.

Thanks. I did try my best, but I really was going to be fairly easy to spot. Next time I'm out late, I'll go in there and make sure I do it properly. I'll walk along the paths aswell, so that I might be spotted (though not recognizable).

Davros · 03-12-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Five_Alive

Well a few of you last night heard me talking about going to the local woods and stripping... When I got to the thicker area (ie more hidden) they had changed it since I'd last been there.

Sorry, it made me laugh!

Which fucker rearranged the trees here?!

Nice story and at least you attempted it

03-11-2008, 10:24 AM	#1
Five_Alive Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 33	The woods [non-fiction] Well a few of you last night heard me talking about going to the local woods and stripping. Well I headed in today and was very surprised at how many people were there. I must have spent half an hour walking around the place. When I got to the thicker area (ie more hidden) they had changed it since I'd last been there. There wasn't really anywhere to do it. There was one place hidden, except that a path was next to it with a hole in the hedge (so I'd be in plain sight to anyone there). I tried all sorts of cubbyholes and openings, but no where was really suitable. The ground was wet and so really muddy. I didn't take my clothes off, but I did pull my pants and trousers down so that it was exposed. However not really much was done as it was possible for me to be seen. Maybe when it's darker or drier I'll be braver next time. So effectively, task failed :\

03-11-2008, 10:31 AM	#2
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03-11-2008, 02:40 PM	#3
noteworthy Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: East coast of the USA Posts: 82	good start At least you made the effort. You got a little naked. Next time you'll do more.