★ BONERS/erections *ahem*

[juggernaut_lloyd]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
college , 2 months ago
2. How do you hide boners?
lean onto table =]
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
whale tail xD
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? not that i remember
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? round my mates house when we got changed D=
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
yes after a wankathon xD
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
a minute
9. What's the length of your boner?
around 5 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
i would say both =]

[dr.jzehner]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
sunday at an anime convention
2. How do you hide boners?
hide behind things
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
english class lol
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
school/science class/staring at a hott chick lol
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
getting one during gym class
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
no
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
not long lol
9. What's the length of your boner?
6"
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
both lol

[arg]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Can't think of when/where. I get them a lot though
2. How do you hide boners? I where briefs, so it usually doesn't show
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I've had some odd things, but can't think of any
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? I pre-cum a lot, but very little
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? getting an erection...
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Don't have any
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? no
8. How long does it take you to get hard? less than a minute
9. What's the length of your boner? about 16 cm
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Easily

[HomeAl0ne]

Some questions for penis owners

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
At work last Thursday. I read an email from a girl on this site.

2. How do you hide boners?
A variety of ways, depending upon clothing and location. Arm over it, book over it, somtimes I push it over to one side and try to line it up with the crease between my stomach and thigh. Best way to hide it is to slide a girl down onto it.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I often wake up with an erection for no reason at all!

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yes, to both.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I have both pre-cummed while cybering at work, and cum in my pants when I go a little to far with my stroking through my pants and pass the pull back point.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Got one on a crowded train when a girl in a silk dress pressed her ass back against my groin.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Yes, a couple of times. Usually when I've cum earlier (within last few hours).

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Literally seconds to start to stiffen, fully erect within a 30 seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
6.5", thicker than average, circumcised.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easily, with erotic thoughts, images or text.

[Kal]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? talking to an ex
2. How do you hide boners? the ol' waistband trick
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?a random movie.... was weird
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?no
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?N/A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
got a hardon watching some weird movie with a hot chick in it, and my dad noticed and laughed
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? no
8. How long does it take you to get hard? depends on what I'm doing
9. What's the length of your boner? from the base to the tip
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? sometimes yes, othertimes no.

[Amazing Ice]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
I don't know, probably school.
2. How do you hide boners?
Books, hands, etc.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Playing with myself a few moments ago.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Not in public if that's what your asking.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
N / A
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Having one during gym.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not when masturbating, no.
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Not long at all.
9. What's the length of your boner?
I think around 5.5 inches last I checked...
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
I get them easily.

[Servitude]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? When I received my copy of Halo: Reach from GameStop, lol.

2. How do you hide boners? Numerous methods. If I have the option to sit down, I will do so and usually my pants will just cover it for me; however, some pairs of pants/shorts of mine actually make such worse, so with those I'll just cross my legs. And, finally, if I have to walk/stand with it, I'll use my hands in my pockets to pull my pants/shorts down more to make themselves baggy, thus hiding it.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Other than Halo: Reach? The first time I had McDonald's McGriddle. It was so good I got hard.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? I can't remember many specifics. But, I know it's happened once or twice from my girlfriend teasing me.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? I can't say I really have one.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Oddly, yes. While I was 17 I had a three month issue of being nothing but flaccid. Every time I wanted to masturbate or something I lead a futile assault on myself.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? It all depends what I'm getting hard from.

9. What's the length of your boner? Almost 7"

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them fairly easy and frequent. lol.

[glasssbottle174]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? 1 hour ago, in my bedroom
2. How do you hide boners? push it down or hide it in the wasteband
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? researching henry iv
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? yes many times
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? not sure as its happend a lot
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? sitting with my best male friend talking about our fantsies then getting an errection when looking at him.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard? depdns if im semi allready
9. What's the length of your boner?5.5
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?no

[Hircine]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Probably at school
2. How do you hide boners? I wear tight briefs/panties and always have my dick pointing up
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Thinking about underwear
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yeah lots
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? Pre-cum when looking at porn and stuff, actually came while rubbing through underwear.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? When my mom seen me with one when I had on some tight shorts.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Only when on drugs that prevented it
8. How long does it take you to get hard? 10 seconds tops.
9. What's the length of your boner? About 6 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? Easily, just the thought.

[Pardrino]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
Dealing with a customer, I was sitting a a desk when she sat down, very sexy low cut top, bra showing. My mind was filled with impure thoughts. Floppy to hard in three seconds.
2. How do you hide boners?
I had to stand up to get stock so I tucked it behind my belt pinning to my body.
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
I dunno, I cant think now.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
It's pre-cummed and yes.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I was going down on a woman on public steps, sweet pussy and the thrill of almost getting caught in public. I always finish what I start.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
Got hard on a school bus on the way to school, talk about quick thinking.
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Nope
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Three seconds.
9. What's the length of your boner?
7.5 inches long, 2 inches wide (left to right)
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Easy.

[Pibb]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In an Algebra class last week.

2. How do you hide boners?
If I'm sitting, it's easy enough to just adjust the way I'm sitting. Alternately, I can sometimes lay my arms across my lap in a way that seems to hide it fairly well. If I have to get up, it's best to wait as long as possible while physically and mentally doing everything to get it down. Sometimes that works, but when it doesn't it's hands in pockets time, or standing and walking awkwardly facing away from people.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
Sitting. Yeah, just sitting. Or maybe it's cold. Or, even, maybe it's hot. Yeah, it's just random.

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
No.

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Not applicable. Not to me. No siree.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I don't have one. I've never had an erection that caused any real embarrassment.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Not unless I've just came, sometimes it's hard to keep it up.

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Really, it varies. On average, maybe 5-8 seconds.

9. What's the length of your boner?
Last I checked, I think I recall it approaching about 6", but not quite.

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Fairly easily, less so now than in the past though. Thankfully, It's also pretty easy to get it back down again most of the time.

[Murphy1978]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? I fell asleep riding around the truck at work and woke up with a boner.
2. How do you hide boners? Usually I tuck it straight up in my belt
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? I honestly can't think of anything at the moment
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Yes
5. Where? When? And what were you doing? When I was 18, one of my first times getting a lapdance in a strip club.
6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Also took place in a strip club. Had a smoking hottie lap dancing for me, I had a raging hardon, there was a guy waiting for a turn with her and when my time was up I thought it was dark enough to just walk away but I overheard him giggling about "that guy's boner" with his friends
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Not yet, even whiskey dick has been no match for me
8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not long at all
9. What's the length of your boner? About 5 and 3/4 inches
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them very easily. Just the thought that it MIGHT get some attention is enough for me

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[JMainesT]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where? Um, I guess watching TV earlier - nothing really particular turned me on, it just kinda happened.

2. How do you hide boners? move it to the side and under the waistband, crossing legs. If I'm walking, I might carry something in front of me to help hide it.

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection? Hmm, nothing particular comes to mind here...


4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called? Definitely pre-cum, and have once jizzed in my pants

5. Where? When? And what were you doing? A few months ago, I was on vacation with some friends. I slept on the couch and I was having this hot dream. When I came in the dream, I woke up right in the middle of jizzing. Got my cream all over my underwear. Definitely an intense orgasm!

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story? Changing in gym class after swimming for freshmen P.E. one time. I had a hard on - no reason really, just happened. When I removed my shorts, the guy with the locker next to me went down to tie his shoes at the same moment. my dick popped out and I know he saw it. At the time, I was embarrassed. I didn't say anything. Looking back, it's funny.

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard? Nope.

8. How long does it take you to get hard? Not very long.

9. What's the length of your boner? 6inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect? I get them very easily.

[tease.me]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
when getting off the bus
2. How do you hide boners?
depends how hard it gets
3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
During an exam.
4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
nope, precum though, yes.
5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
Lots of times usually because i tease myself by not touching it or teasing it so lots of precum in underwear.

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
there are lots... probably swimming when i got a giant erection in all male team and the stroke changed to backstroke. :\
7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
If i get bored yes
8. How long does it take you to get hard?
20 seconds, maybe less
9. What's the length of your boner?
16cm
10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
incredibly easily

[BLiverpool]

1. When did you last get a surprise boner and where?
In Uni while doing some work...but I had other stuff on my mind

2. How do you hide boners?
I pull them up along the line of the fly on my jeans and tuck it under the band of my underwear

3. What is the least sexual thing that has given you an erection?
erm I dunno!

4. Have you ever "jizzed in your pants" or pre-cummed or whatever it's called?
Yep!

5. Where? When? And what were you doing?
I was working in a bar and some girls were dancing. Once of them came over and started grinding against my crotch until I came. she must have been able to tell what she'd done to me! Big wet cum patch showed through the jeans!

6. What's your most embarrassing erection story?
I was posing nude for a student photography project and I got an erection

7. Have you ever failed when trying to get hard?
Nope

8. How long does it take you to get hard?
Depends how horny I am. Usually not long

9. What's the length of your boner?
about 7 inches

10. Do you get them easily or do you need physical contact ect?
Very easily!