Bible Dare

kate · 03-11-2009, 06:26 PM

I dare you to read in the book of the bible leviticus chapter 15 verses 1-32. You have to do everything it asks and you must follow the rules exactly. You have to follow the rules for 1 whole month. If you fail to do this, you cannot masturbait for 2 weeks. Have fun!!!

tjm · 03-11-2009, 06:47 PM

im to lazy to go actually look at it now but what does it say?

hovie907 · 03-11-2009, 09:42 PM

Leviticus 15
Discharges Causing Uncleanness
1 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, 2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'When any man has a bodily discharge, the discharge is unclean. 3 Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean. This is how his discharge will bring about uncleanness:
4 " 'Any bed the man with a discharge lies on will be unclean, and anything he sits on will be unclean. 5 Anyone who touches his bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 6 Whoever sits on anything that the man with a discharge sat on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

7 " 'Whoever touches the man who has a discharge must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

8 " 'If the man with the discharge spits on someone who is clean, that person must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

9 " 'Everything the man sits on when riding will be unclean, 10 and whoever touches any of the things that were under him will be unclean till evening; whoever picks up those things must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

11 " 'Anyone the man with a discharge touches without rinsing his hands with water must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

12 " 'A clay pot that the man touches must be broken, and any wooden article is to be rinsed with water.

13 " 'When a man is cleansed from his discharge, he is to count off seven days for his ceremonial cleansing; he must wash his clothes and bathe himself with fresh water, and he will be clean. 14 On the eighth day he must take two doves or two young pigeons and come before the LORD to the entrance to the Tent of Meeting and give them to the priest. 15 The priest is to sacrifice them, the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement before the LORD for the man because of his discharge.

16 " 'When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 17 Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. 18 When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

19 " 'When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.

20 " 'Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. 21 Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 22 Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 23 Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening.

24 " 'If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.

25 " 'When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period. 26 Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period. 27 Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

28 " 'When she is cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she will be ceremonially clean. 29 On the eighth day she must take two doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting. 30 The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the LORD for the uncleanness of her discharge.

31 " 'You must keep the Israelites separate from things that make them unclean, so they will not die in their uncleanness for defiling my dwelling place, [a] which is among them.' "

32 These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen, 33 for a woman in her monthly period, for a man or a woman with a discharge, and for a man who lies with a woman who is ceremonially unclean.

This is a stupid! what are you saying? everyone must take a bath? well einstein?

Lorna · 03-12-2009, 12:00 PM

this dare is confusing...how am i supposed to "take two doves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting"?? i'm pretty sure they would fly away before i laid a finger on them...

lil'baby-jo · 03-12-2009, 02:45 PM

and you can't 'sacrifice' innocent birds...

hovie907 · 03-13-2009, 07:55 PM

lol see its stupid i guess its a for effort

DaVance · 03-13-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorna.

this dare is confusing...how am i supposed to "take two doves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting"?? i'm pretty sure they would fly away before i laid a finger on them...

This might not be that hard. There are pigeons in the city here. If you sit on a city bench and throw popcorn or something on the ground the pigeons come right up to your feet. You could throw a net over them. Most churches have carnivals in the summer and they have tents up, where people eat food or play bingo or play little children's games. These are all Tents of Meetings. So you wait at the entrance with your two pigeons. Once the priest shows up, and he will eventually, ask him if he is ready to start.

ewitch · 03-14-2009, 01:05 PM

What is wrong with being 'unclean'?

If you don't mind it you have to do nothing, and given the only things you cannot do whilst unclean is enter the tent of meeting and eat the sacrafices (a different passage) it is no big deal.

03-11-2009, 06:26 PM	#1
kate Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky, America Posts: 134	Bible Dare I dare you to read in the book of the bible leviticus chapter 15 verses 1-32. You have to do everything it asks and you must follow the rules exactly. You have to follow the rules for 1 whole month. If you fail to do this, you cannot masturbait for 2 weeks. Have fun!!! __________________ Limits: public, illegal, family, insertion, messy. Likes: WEDGIES, nudity, semi-public, dice dares, spanking, roleplay, self-bondage, masturbation, bathroom, a little bit of anal, being dominated. Hates: blood, crap, pee, pain, permanent. pm me if you have any great dares following everything on top.

03-11-2009, 09:42 PM	#3
hovie907 Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: alabama Posts: 635 Blog Entries: 3	dare Leviticus 15 Discharges Causing Uncleanness 1 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, 2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'When any man has a bodily discharge, the discharge is unclean. 3 Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean. This is how his discharge will bring about uncleanness: 4 " 'Any bed the man with a discharge lies on will be unclean, and anything he sits on will be unclean. 5 Anyone who touches his bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 6 Whoever sits on anything that the man with a discharge sat on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 7 " 'Whoever touches the man who has a discharge must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 8 " 'If the man with the discharge spits on someone who is clean, that person must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 9 " 'Everything the man sits on when riding will be unclean, 10 and whoever touches any of the things that were under him will be unclean till evening; whoever picks up those things must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 11 " 'Anyone the man with a discharge touches without rinsing his hands with water must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 12 " 'A clay pot that the man touches must be broken, and any wooden article is to be rinsed with water. 13 " 'When a man is cleansed from his discharge, he is to count off seven days for his ceremonial cleansing; he must wash his clothes and bathe himself with fresh water, and he will be clean. 14 On the eighth day he must take two doves or two young pigeons and come before the LORD to the entrance to the Tent of Meeting and give them to the priest. 15 The priest is to sacrifice them, the one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement before the LORD for the man because of his discharge. 16 " 'When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 17 Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. 18 When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening. 19 " 'When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. 20 " 'Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. 21 Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 22 Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 23 Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening. 24 " 'If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean. 25 " 'When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period. 26 Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period. 27 Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 28 " 'When she is cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she will be ceremonially clean. 29 On the eighth day she must take two doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting. 30 The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the LORD for the uncleanness of her discharge. 31 " 'You must keep the Israelites separate from things that make them unclean, so they will not die in their uncleanness for defiling my dwelling place, [a] which is among them.' " 32 These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen, 33 for a woman in her monthly period, for a man or a woman with a discharge, and for a man who lies with a woman who is ceremonially unclean. This is a stupid! what are you saying? everyone must take a bath? well einstein? __________________ Will do: wedgies, swirlies, ball busting, gut punching, nipple torture/purple nurple myself, shoe licking, sock gagging, messy, writing on myself with perm marker, time control dares and plunger/marker anal dares. Beat this loser good! Will attempt humiliating public or semi public dares. If I'm dared something to do in public, better make it humiliating and embarrassing.

03-12-2009, 02:45 PM	#5
lil'baby-jo Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Home, Sweet, Home Posts: 120 Blog Entries: 1	... and you can't 'sacrifice' innocent birds... __________________ xXx JoJo xXx

03-13-2009, 07:55 PM	#6
hovie907 Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: alabama Posts: 635 Blog Entries: 3	dare lol see its stupid i guess its a for effort __________________ Will do: wedgies, swirlies, ball busting, gut punching, nipple torture/purple nurple myself, shoe licking, sock gagging, messy, writing on myself with perm marker, time control dares and plunger/marker anal dares. Beat this loser good! Will attempt humiliating public or semi public dares. If I'm dared something to do in public, better make it humiliating and embarrassing.

03-11-2009, 06:47 PM	#2
tjm Account Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 25	im to lazy to go actually look at it now but what does it say?

03-12-2009, 12:00 PM	#4
Lorna getDare Sweetheart Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 422	this dare is confusing...how am i supposed to "take two doves or two pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting"?? i'm pretty sure they would fly away before i laid a finger on them...

03-14-2009, 01:05 PM	#8
ewitch Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: UK - London Posts: 600 Blog Entries: 1	What is wrong with being 'unclean'? If you don't mind it you have to do nothing, and given the only things you cannot do whilst unclean is enter the tent of meeting and eat the sacrafices (a different passage) it is no big deal.