05-13-2014, 06:53 PM | #1156 |
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2. I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers.
(Trust me, they're amazing.)
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05-14-2014, 09:40 AM | #1158 |
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4. I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers, along with some eggs for the cake & tube of lube.
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05-14-2014, 12:51 PM | #1159 |
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5. I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers, along with some eggs for the cake & tube of lube to grease up my monkey wrench.
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
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05-23-2014, 10:11 AM | #1160 |
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6. I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers, along with some eggs for the cake & tube of lube to grease up my monkey wrench, and I saw the wicked witch
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06-12-2014, 12:42 PM | #1161 |
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I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers, along with some eggs for the cake & tube of lube to grease up my monkey wrench, and I saw the wicked witch who then tricked me to drink her love potion.
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06-15-2014, 09:09 AM | #1162 |
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8 - I went to the shops and bought an ice cream and a box of peanut butter Whoppers, along with some eggs for the cake & tube of lube to grease up my monkey wrench, and I saw the wicked witch who then tricked me to drink her love potion, which had a electric blue straw.
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Brian (布莱恩) - Bi-Male (双男性) - Edge Master (边缘大师) RETIRED: THANKS getDare, I HAD FUN. OH, JUST REMEMBER: "Life is not fun, unless you are having fun." - Dareholic "Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent." - Mark Twain Yamask |
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