The Ultimate Piss Slut

[LitDarkness]

6. Pee while standing on your toes.

Do you know how hard this is? I am glad I took my clothes off (did not take off jewelry.)

I got on my tip toes above the toilet focusing on keeping balanced and not squating and peed which spread everywhere but the tiolet, at that rate I could've owed on the floor and it would be been the same. I keep swaying back and forth trying to get pee in the tiolet, nope.

I am not impressed with my aiming ability.

8. Pee into the air

Okay, I was in the shower with water running and got into crab position. Basically, your balancing in your hands and feet with your body in the air.

I owed but noticed something was off so stopped for a moment. I had the water directly over my prissy.

So I moved further down and owed and it felt better and nothing was interfering this time. Unfortunately, even though the position was trying to get it in the air, I didn't get close to that.

Why couldn't have my pee sprayed then?

[LitDarkness]

60. Brush your teeth with pee.

So I took a old unneeded toothbrush and put it under me as I owed into the toilet to make sure I got pee on it. Honestly, it wasn't much and brushing my teeth with it wasn't bad. I made sure to get everywhere I normally would. Then I cleaned the toothbrush out of habit and remembered to throw it away.

I don't want anyone using that! I then cupped my hands in the toilet and got some pee and rinsed with that. Again not very much but, it had to do.

Then I went to bed and pee tasting mouth while you're trying to sleep is irritating.

[Calcifer]

Do not flush your pee for a full day (24 hours).

I peed in my toilet a couple times yesterday, and set an alarm for 24 hours later. The smell definitely got a bit stronger throughout the day, but otherwise it didn't bother me.

After peeing, smell your pee for at least 5 minutes, taking deep whiffs constantly.

After peeing in my toilet (which I wasn't flushing, see above) I put my head in the toilet and lowered the lid, pushing my head in the toilet. I set a timer for 5 minutes and stayed in this position, sniffing my pee the entire time. The smell actually wasn't terrible (I drink a lot of water) but I was getting tired of being in that position for so long!

Pee in every room in your house.

I had an empty 2 liter bottle, so I brought that around to a different room of my house every time I had to pee. My house has 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 kitchen, 1 living room, and 1 basement room. I also peed in the coat closet, because I needed to finish filling my 2 liter bottle for the next task. So 8 rooms total.

Collect 2 liters of piss and cover your entire body with it, including your face and hair. Don't clean up for half an hour.

I went to the bathroom with my now-full bottle of piss (see previous task). I stripped naked. Before getting in the bath, I set a timer for 32 minutes, because I didn't want to mess with my phone after being covered in pee. I got in, and dumped the 2 liters of pee on my head, face, and all over my body. Two liters is a lot of pee! It took some time to empty the bottle, and I had more than enough to cover my body. Unfortunately it was a little cold, which isn't as fun as fresh, warm pee. Since I had to wait 30 minutes like this, I decided to get some other dares out of the way. I did 21 A2M deepthroats ("A2M" pm dare), and then fucked my ass while moaning like a girl ("MOAN SISSY" pm dare). I stopped 5 minutes or so before the timer went off, because I was tired, so I spent the last few minutes just laying in it. By the end, my body was actually mostly dry already, but I was happy to take a shower.

Pee in front of a window.
Pee in front of a window with at least a small chance of being seen.

While doing the "pee in every room" task, I kept the blinds fully open in the kitchen and living room and peed directly in front of the window. There's houses across the street from both windows, and it was midday, so there was definitely a chance that someone saw me. But I'd like to think that nobody did.

PM me if you're interested in watching me pee and/or peeing together with me.

@Jaro, does the "peeing together" task count if you're not physically in the same place, but just peeing at the same time as somebody else?

[LitDarkness]

Originally Posted by Calcifer

Do not flush your pee for a full day (24 hours).

I peed in my toilet a couple times yesterday, and set an alarm for 24 hours later. The smell definitely got a bit stronger throughout the day, but otherwise it didn't bother me.

After peeing, smell your pee for at least 5 minutes, taking deep whiffs constantly.

After peeing in my toilet (which I wasn't flushing, see above) I put my head in the toilet and lowered the lid, pushing my head in the toilet. I set a timer for 5 minutes and stayed in this position, sniffing my pee the entire time. The smell actually wasn't terrible (I drink a lot of water) but I was getting tired of being in that position for so long!

Pee in every room in your house.

I had an empty 2 liter bottle, so I brought that around to a different room of my house every time I had to pee. My house has 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 kitchen, 1 living room, and 1 basement room. I also peed in the coat closet, because I needed to finish filling my 2 liter bottle for the next task. So 8 rooms total.

Collect 2 liters of piss and cover your entire body with it, including your face and hair. Don't clean up for half an hour.

I went to the bathroom with my now-full bottle of piss (see previous task). I stripped naked. Before getting in the bath, I set a timer for 32 minutes, because I didn't want to mess with my phone after being covered in pee. I got in, and dumped the 2 liters of pee on my head, face, and all over my body. Two liters is a lot of pee! It took some time to empty the bottle, and I had more than enough to cover my body. Unfortunately it was a little cold, which isn't as fun as fresh, warm pee. Since I had to wait 30 minutes like this, I decided to get some other dares out of the way. I did 21 A2M deepthroats ("A2M" pm dare), and then fucked my ass while moaning like a girl ("MOAN SISSY" pm dare). I stopped 5 minutes or so before the timer went off, because I was tired, so I spent the last few minutes just laying in it. By the end, my body was actually mostly dry already, but I was happy to take a shower.

Pee in front of a window.
Pee in front of a window with at least a small chance of being seen.

While doing the "pee in every room" task, I kept the blinds fully open in the kitchen and living room and peed directly in front of the window. There's houses across the street from both windows, and it was midday, so there was definitely a chance that someone saw me. But I'd like to think that nobody did.

PM me if you're interested in watching me pee and/or peeing together with me.

@Jaro, does the "peeing together" task count if you're not physically in the same place, but just peeing at the same time as somebody else?

If the question answer is it does, I'd be happy to do it with you.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Calcifer

@Jaro, does the "peeing together" task count if you're not physically in the same place, but just peeing at the same time as somebody else?

I'll allow the peeing together to be online but give bonus points if you do it physically with someone.
Be sure that you both at least start peeing at the exact same time.

For the 'having someone watch you pee' it must be live. So on webcam NOT a recorded video. Also you get major bonus points if somebody physically watches.

[LitDarkness]

Just to be clear Calcifier, I am only up for peeing at the exact same time. Not any webcam ones. Just letting you know.

[Calcifer]

Pee somewhere else every time during a day (24 hours).

I started this while doing the "pee in every room in your house" task. It was hard to find enough places to pee! After peeing in every room in my house and peeing in both toilets, I also peed in the bathtub, in the sink, and outside (see below). I finished my 24 hours this morning.

Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised.
Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised, outside.

I did this late last night. I stripped naked before going outside through my back door (realized afterward that I technically didn't have to be naked for this). Unfortunately, my neighborhood has street lights outside the houses, so I was very well lit while I peed! I went up to a nearby fence on all fours, raised one leg and peed. The fence partially covered me, but I was still worried somebody would be watching. There was a street not far from me, with cars occasionally driving by (I didn't notice if any drove by while I was peeing).

[LitDarkness]

53. Pee while watching piss porn. It was more work to find a video than doing this dare!

So I chose one where a girl gets peed in all her holes. There were a lot of peeing and it was short video so getting to pee wasn't hard.

I am disgusted though. (Mainly cause dick.)

Now let me update my limits to include porn. It reinforced why it is and always will be a limit.

I don't get the like of it. But, it was out of my comfort zone which is why I did it.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by TheKidWithSkills

Now let me update my limits to include porn. It reinforced why it is and always will be a limit.

I don't get the like of it. But, it was out of my comfort zone which is why I did it.

Fair enough, we can't all like the same things.
Me, I actually love porn, and yes that includes pissing porn.

[LitDarkness]

7. Pee while standing on one leg.

I stood on one leg in the shower balancing against a wall and peed.

[LitDarkness]

53.Pee with someone at the exact same time.

So Calcifer and I set this up. We went into the lounge chat room and I did a countdown and we both peed together.

This was awkward and I certainly wouldn't do it for just anybody. Calcifer isn't someone I consider just anyone, though, which is why I made the offer.

Honestly, I wouldn't do it with anybody else but one person on this thread. She knows who she is.

It is a little nervewracking though because knowing you are peeing at the same time as someone is associates someone watching to my mind. It was like he was in front of me.

I enjoyed this very very awkward dare though.

[Calcifer]

Pee together with somebody else. Both pee at the same time.

See the kid's post above! We decided to meet in the chat lounge to make sure that we both peed at the same time. It was really awkward, but also funny and silly at the same time. @thekid, thanks for doing this one with me. ^^

Pee while singing the following out loud:

I'm a little pee slut hear me out
Here's my pee hole crying out
When my bladder fills up hear me shout
It's time, to let, my stinky piss out

Do the previous dare and record it.

I did this one earlier today. I used the voice memos app on my iPhone, and also emailed it to myself. It was very humiliating to sing this while peeing, and even more humiliating to listen to it again after I was done. Not sure whether I'm comfortable posting it for anyone to listen, but at least I'll keep the recording for now.

Record the audio of yourself peeing.

As if the previous one wasn't enough, I also recorded myself just peeing. No singing in this recording, but I will save this one too.

Pee while squatting down on top of the toilet seat.
Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat.
Pee while blindfolded.
Pee while blindfolded without touching your genitals at all.
Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat, blindfolded and without touching your genitals at all.

Okay, my last one for today... All of these tasks go together, so I got them all over with at once. First I blindfolded myself with a towel. I made sure I couldn't see at all, which wasn't hard to do since the towel is thick. Then I stripped naked, taking care not to touch my genitals. I was still in my room, so I felt my way to the bathroom and lifted the toilet lid. I squatted on the toilet seat, facing the toilet, and started peeing. I bounced up and down a few times when I was done, to shake off the last few drops... Some of my pee got in the bowl, but a lot missed! I had to clean up quite a mess when I was done.

EDIT - I forgot one more!

Pee up into the air.

I did this in the bathtub. I aimed my penis straight up, so that all my pee fell right back onto it. It was kinda funny (it reminded me of a water fountain).

[Calcifer]

Tell someone, either on or offline, that you just peed, how long you peed for, how much you peed and what color your pee was.

I PMed @TheKidWithSkills to tell him that I peed. Quoted below.

Originally Posted by Calcifer

Hey kid.

I'm PMing you to tell you that I just peed. I peed into the toilet, while standing, for about 30 seconds. It was a lot of pee, because it was my first pee of the day. My pee was a medium yellow color (not too light, and not too dark).

It might have been funnier if I just told a random person, but oh well.

[LitDarkness]

64. Tell someone you just peed.

I don't Calcifer, mainly to return the favor.

So to return the favor, I just peed. It was a medium length pee and didn't take long. The poop is took longer though and it is light yellow.

Above is the pm.

And yes I had to poop too, I wasn't waiting to poop.

[zephyrnem]

Outside, naked, like a dog. Humiliating...loved it. No one saw, but I felt stupid with my leg in the air, smelling my Piss.