"Knock Knock" Jokes

Slenderman - Doctor · 10-31-2009, 04:24 PM

There have been threads in the past but it's always fun to start a fresh one

So, give us your best Knock Knock jokes...

Slenderman - Doctor · 10-31-2009, 04:26 PM

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Come in!
Person 1: ...

(I love that one ^ and I always do it to be awkward xD)

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Candy
Person 2: Candy who?
Person 1: Candy cow jump over de moon?

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Doctor
Person 2: Doctor who?
Person 1: ...

theone · 10-31-2009, 05:11 PM

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Dishwasher.
Person 2: Dishwasher who?
Person 1: Dishwasher way I talked before I got my new Teeth.

theone · 10-31-2009, 05:12 PM

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Maddam!
Person 2: Maddam who?
Person 1: Maddam foot stuck in your door!

Slenderman - Doctor · 10-31-2009, 05:29 PM

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Repeat
Person 2: Repeat who?
Person 1: Who, who who

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Interrupting cow
Person 2: Interrupting c--?
Person 1 (simultaneously): Mooooo!

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Repeat
Person 2: Hawaii who?
Person 1: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Comeintotheparlor · 10-31-2009, 05:40 PM

person 1 knock knock
person 2 who's there
person 1 orange
person 2orange who
person 1knock knock
person 2 who's there
person 1 orange
person 2orange who
person 1knock knock
person 2 who's there
person 1 orange
person 2 orange who?
person 1 orange you glad i didn't say knock knock?

theone · 10-31-2009, 05:48 PM

person 1 knock knock
person 2 who's there
person 1 Ewan.
person 2 Ewan who?
person 1 No one, just me.

lokelake · 10-31-2009, 08:44 PM

Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Marvin

Person 2: Marvin who?

Person 1: You know, the guy who is not Fenric anymore.

*The entire gd community laughs at that joke*

Comeintotheparlor · 10-31-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvin

Person 1: Knock knock...
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Doctor
Person 2: Doctor who?
Person 1: ...

It'd be better if you started singing the theme song.

Slenderman - Doctor · 11-01-2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lokelake

Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Marvin

Person 2: Marvin who?

Person 1: You know, the guy who is not Fenric anymore.

*The entire gd community laughs at that joke*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comeintotheparlor

It'd be better if you started singing the theme song.

Oooo-eeee-oooooo!

Younger Buck · 11-01-2009, 01:11 PM

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Letters

Letters Who?

Letters In It's F...ing Freezing Out Here!

interesting · 11-01-2009, 01:31 PM

Person A: Knock Knock
Person B: Who's there?
Person A: Boo
Person B: Boo who?
Person A: Don't cry, it's only a joke!

10-31-2009, 04:24 PM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	"Knock Knock" Jokes There have been threads in the past but it's always fun to start a fresh one So, give us your best Knock Knock jokes...

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Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Come in! Person 1: ... (I love that one ^ and I always do it to be awkward xD) Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Candy Person 2: Candy who? Person 1: Candy cow jump over de moon? Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Doctor Person 2: Doctor who? Person 1: ... Last edited by Slenderman - Doctor; 10-31-2009 at 05:29 PM.

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theone getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK (NE England) Posts: 1,951 Blog Entries: 2	Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Dishwasher. Person 2: Dishwasher who? Person 1: Dishwasher way I talked before I got my new Teeth. __________________ ~~~~~~~theone~~~~~~~ If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix). Likes: Coffee Will Try: Tea Limits: Will not eat baby food. Last edited by theone; 10-31-2009 at 05:14 PM.

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theone getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK (NE England) Posts: 1,951 Blog Entries: 2	Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Maddam! Person 2: Maddam who? Person 1: Maddam foot stuck in your door! __________________ ~~~~~~~theone~~~~~~~ If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix). Likes: Coffee Will Try: Tea Limits: Will not eat baby food.

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Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Repeat Person 2: Repeat who? Person 1: Who, who who Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Interrupting cow Person 2: Interrupting c--? Person 1 (simultaneously): Mooooo! Person 1: Knock knock... Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Repeat Person 2: Hawaii who? Person 1: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

10-31-2009, 05:48 PM	#7
theone getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK (NE England) Posts: 1,951 Blog Entries: 2	person 1 knock knock person 2 who's there person 1 Ewan. person 2 Ewan who? person 1 No one, just me. __________________ ~~~~~~~theone~~~~~~~ If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix). Likes: Coffee Will Try: Tea Limits: Will not eat baby food.

10-31-2009, 08:44 PM	#8
lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Marvin Person 2: Marvin who? Person 1: You know, the guy who is not Fenric anymore. The entire gd community laughs at that joke

11-01-2009, 01:11 PM	#11
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