38/F Happyme's first ever getDare roller coaster ride (ask me and dare me)

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by shadow691

Hi Happyme, I've made my own set of questions that you probably have answered before but here they are:

1. How many orgasms can you have in a day?
I know there have been times where I had hundreds, the only time I ever counted I think it was somewhere around 70 (I don't know the exact number, and last time I looked it up I couldn't find it. It was for a task for a previous dom.)
2. What's your favorite way to masturbate?
Playing with Deschut online.
3. What is your opinion on ruined orgasms? Frustrating? Fun?
I hate them!!! Omg they make me moan and whine and want to cry.
4. Can you have multiple orgasms consecutively?
I can have unlimited consecutive gspot orgasms. My clit has a refractory period, but the play with Deschut seems have shortened that by a LOT.
5. How would you describe your cum? Pre-cum? Squirting fluid?
I squirt sometimes, not always. Otherwise it is just normal female vaginal wetness (though a bit wetter than average.) When I haven't cum in a long time it gets thicker.
6. Do you squirt when you masturbate? How do you feel afterward? Relieved?
Only if I am playing with someone online (never just from solo masturbation.) It doesn't feel any different than a non-squirting orgasm and I hate the mess.
7. If you are straight, do you watch porn with women in it? Why does it appeal or not appeal to you?
I am not straight.
8. Do masturbating male porn videos excite you?
I don't think so. I have never watched one. I like watching people I know masturbate on cam, but that is a different thing.
9. Do you enjoy reading R rated stories?
YES. A lot!!!
10. In the shower, what is your routine?
Shampoo, soap, conditioner. Usually.
11. Are you shaved down there?
No.
12. Do you enjoy pain? What kind?
I do, I enjoy mild-medium pain. I enjoy spanking and mild nipple pain the most.
13. What type of porn do you like, if you watch it?
n/a
14. Does size matter? Boobs, penis, etc. (according to your sexual orientation)
I love all sizes of boobs. I do not have enough experience with penises to give you a definitive answer to this.
15. Any fetishes?
Only control play really. I don't have any other overriding fetishes.
16. Do you twitch when you cum?
When I have a clit orgasm, yes I do.

Thank you for the questions!!!

[SweetTeen]

Whats up happy?

When are you coming to the lounge again? :3

How much people have read this do you guess? ( no cheating)

What the best thing about chocolate cake?

And a little dare, i bet you havent gotten some in ages.

Something simple. Edge while youre at work. Oh and think of me. Thankies.

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

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Whats up happy?
The ceiling and a ceiling fan!
When are you coming to the lounge again? :3
Oh! When someone asks me to? I don't go in there much!
How much people have read this do you guess? ( no cheating)
I have no idea! It was a lot the last time I looked. I can't get my head around that!
What the best thing about chocolate cake?
The chocolate! Wait, no! The cake! Wait! How it makes my happy tastebuds do little happy dances! Yeah, that's it.
And a little dare, i bet you havent gotten some in ages.
Something simple. Edge while youre at work. Oh and think of me. Thankies.
I will have to make sure it is okay with Deschut... but the last time he had me do that was only a few days ago, so I am sure it will be okay.

Thank you!!!!

[SweetTeen]

How long are you in denial at the moment?

Do you actually have dislikes? ( I remember you saying you sorta like cornertime and lines?)

Did you always have the rainbow as a profile picture?

Is there gold at the end of it?

Where did you find cloud dog?

Oh and since were at it :P And you like it so much.. edge once -nods- :P

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

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Hiiiii again!

How long are you in denial at the moment?
I don't know... I have been in various forms of denial since December 2013. I need a LOT of orgasms to be satisfied (about 7-10 a day), and have only had that like 2 days since then. I think there have been times where I didn't orgasms for weeks, or longer, but I just keep taking it day-by-day and don't really record anything for the record. Deschut doesn't ever tell me anything either... currently he says, "Someday." Someday like in... over the rainbow someday? I don't know!
Do you actually have dislikes? ( I remember you saying you sorta like cornertime and lines?)
Oh! This is actually a good question! My dislikes are almost totally dependent on how they are carried out. I can do something I dislike for someone I trust and care for and feel submissive to, and it suddenly becomes a strange kind of "like" if it is making them happy. Deschut has found ways around that though, a lot of dommy words about being a good obedient subby, along with something that is borderline pushed just a little too far, definitely crosses things over into dislikes.
Did you always have the rainbow as a profile picture?
Yes, on this profile I have always had this one. My old profile had a different one.
Is there gold at the end of it?
I am quite certain that there is!
Where did you find cloud dog?
On a kind of... gay rights blog? I think?
Oh and since were at it :P And you like it so much.. edge once -nods- :P
I will ask Deschut... he didn't give me any today, I think I wanted them too bad.

Thank you for the questions!!!!

[SweetTeen]

hii again :3

Do you have stuffies?

Do they have names?

Ever broken yourself a bone?

Any not so usual things that you inserted into you?

Last Serie that you watched?

Last song you listened?

Last drink you had?(nonalc)

Ever had pets?

Can I ride on your rollercoaster? :P

And since im at it a Dare for youuuu.
Stay naked for one hour or sleep naked

Bye -waves-

[Nawee]

grab some rubberbands and twist them around your nipples then add clothespins made of wood and place them on ur nipples carry this around at home for 10 minutes while you with a red marker type the word slut over ur chest

[SirNelson]

Here's a dare for you.

Get at least 70 clothespins/pegs.

Put 15 on your right breast/nipple. 15 on your left breast/nipple, 15 on the hairy are above your pussy (if you are shaved, you know the area anyway), 15 on the soft area under/near your armpits and 10 on your cunt lips (or as many as possible).

Leave on for 15 minutes--no more. Remove by pulling on 1 leg of the clothespins.

Enjoy!

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

hii again :3

Bye -waves-

I just got home from hanging out with CJLM and Popscorn and justJane!!!! I am a little bit drunk. Thank you for asking me more questions!!!

Do you have stuffies? Well, kind of. I have a pink teddy bear from when I was a kid and a little stuffed rabbit my mom gave me years ago, but I don't know where they are.

Do they have names? No.

Ever broken yourself a bone? No.

Any not so usual things that you inserted into you? A dish washing brush... drunk brain doesn't remember what else.

Last Serie that you watched? Chuck.

Last song you listened? Killing me softly with his song... karaoke at the bar with CJLM and Popscorn and justJane!

Last drink you had?(nonalc) Uhhhh. Beer. Water.

Ever had pets? Yes! I have two cats right now. I have had lots in the past too. I loved them alllll.

Can I ride on your rollercoaster? :P Yes! It is free and open to the public!

And since im at it a Dare for youuuu.
Stay naked for one hour or sleep naked
Ha. I sleep naked every night. And spend most of the time alone in my apartment naked. So, done.

Originally Posted by SirNelson

Here's a dare for you.

Get at least 70 clothespins/pegs.

Put 15 on your right breast/nipple. 15 on your left breast/nipple, 15 on the hairy are above your pussy (if you are shaved, you know the area anyway), 15 on the soft area under/near your armpits and 10 on your cunt lips (or as many as possible).

Leave on for 15 minutes--no more. Remove by pulling on 1 leg of the clothespins.

Enjoy!

I was taking dares for 2 weeks in December while my dommy was out of town. I periodically show him one I am interested in still, but this one is not really do-able, so I probably won't show it to him. I don't actually remember how many clothespins fit on my boobs (I did a dare to find out for Collegekid earlier in this thread, it is also on my soundcloud), but I know for sure that that many will not fit on my pussy.

Originally Posted by Nawee

grab some rubberbands and twist them around your nipples then add clothespins made of wood and place them on ur nipples carry this around at home for 10 minutes while you with a red marker type the word slut over ur chest

Sorry Nawee, I am not doing this.

[SweetTeen]

"I just got home from hanging out with CJLM and Popscorn and justJane!!!! I am a little bit drunk. Thank you for asking me more questions!!!"

How did that go?

Who is the cutest gD member?

The sexiest?

The naughtiest?

Isnt it a bit cruel to let cloud dog jump over and over again in your signature?

Do you own stockings? or Leggings? Or knee high socks? Any sexy panties?

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

"I just got home from hanging out with CJLM and Popscorn and justJane!!!! I am a little bit drunk. Thank you for asking me more questions!!!"

How did that go?
Wellllll I hang out with justJane every single day, so that is not new. But CJLM and Popscorn were soooo much fun!!! They (CJLM and Popsy) are both sweet and funny and fun. We went to the kink store, and out for a few drinks.
Who is the cutest gD member?
Ummmmm. YOU! Seriously, I love your personality (at least how it comes across via text!), you always make me smile.
The sexiest?
Deschut I think... I love when he sends me sexy pictures, he is soooooo hot and sexy. But I met up with Mr Conundrum in person and OMFG. There are a few people who I have never seen, but their words get me all squirmy, but I am too shy to name them here.
The naughtiest?
DrWarschauu has a lot of crazy shenanigans! Naughtiest award goes to him I think.
Except... then I keep thinking about NaughtyLittleGirl, and she even has naughty in her name, and she does naughty things, but then underneath all of that naughtiness is a girl who drinks out of cute cups and loves glitter and stuff... soooooo.... definitely DrW.
Isnt it a bit cruel to let cloud dog jump over and over again in your signature?
He loves allllll of the jumps! I have to drug him to make him sleep. I make him sleep at night when no one is looking.
Do you own stockings? or Leggings? Or knee high socks? Any sexy panties?
No stockings. No leggings. No knee high socks. I really only own cute little shorty socks (most of them have cute designs though!) I have 2 pairs of sexy panties. I am not overly girly I guess, remnants leftover from being a lesbian, or being raised by feminist hippies, or my innate personality, who knows!

Yippppeeeee!!! *boingy boingy boingy* Thank you again!

[drwarschauu]

Hi Happy!! *hugs*

- Whyyy am I the naughtiest?
- What kind of Dutch food do you want to try most. Because I'm buying it for you!
- Where can I learn to be awesome like you are? Is there a special school?
- When is the last time you danced?
- Who do you usually pick in Mario Kart for Wii U?
- What are you having for dinner tonight?
- Can I join you for dinner?
- Will you have an extra happy day if I tell you to?

Have an extra happy day!

[Happy Me]

Originally Posted by drwarschauu

Hi Happy!! *hugs*
Have an extra happy day!

Hiiii!
- Whyyy am I the naughtiest?
Pfft. Acting all innocent now, are we? Like you think I don't know. I know everything!
- What kind of Dutch food do you want to try most. Because I'm buying it for you!
Cheese!!! You guys sure do eat a LOT of cheese. It seems like it must be really amazing cheese.
- Where can I learn to be awesome like you are? Is there a special school?
I did go to a special school actually. But I can't say here what one it was, because well... there weren't very many students and I think then everyone would be able to find my real identity!
- When is the last time you danced?
Well, I danced twice today. Once to the song in the post office, and once in the back yard to a song in my head. Proper dancings... IDK, about 2 months ago I guess.
- Who do you usually pick in Mario Kart for Wii U?
ShyGuy with the biddybuggy, the little green wheels and the squirrel parasail.
- What are you having for dinner tonight?
I had fish chowder. Yummmmmm.
- Can I join you for dinner?
Any time!
- Will you have an extra happy day if I tell you to?
I will. Just because you said.