DaRe : The Gods of Pleasure (Create Character)

[Lord Darius]

Hello young adventurer!

It seems you are hurt here take a rest...

*closes eyes*


Deep in your thoughts.. you can remember it.. ahh.

Everyone is running! What's happening?

Who are these masked men!?

Ahhh my hand!


Now what?!

(qeust)

* grab the magic book that's hidden in the shed

or

*retrieve a knife from the kitchen

or

*Get a crossbow with some bolts from the armory

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(MAGIC BOOK)

You run into the shed.. it's noiseless.. is there anything in here or?

Waaaahh! *roar* a demon spawn jumps up and runs outside.

( the reader must : pee his or her pants in fear in order to continue )

You grab the book and you feel a new kind of energy flowing through you.

congrats you are a Warlock

(KNIFE)

You make a run for the kitchen.. ah aww, you get punched on the floor.
This creature thinks you are female and tries to rape you in the mouth!

( the reader must : deepthroat, suck, lick a banana for 10 minuts in order to continue )

congrats you are a Barbarian

(CROSSBOW AND BOLTS)

You try to grab the bow but your underwear got stuck in this fence and is wedgying you!

( the reader must : wedgie as hard as possible and edge twice )

congrats you are a bowjester

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Now chose a name for your new class!

When you are ready you can edit it into your signature so players know who you are!

do it like this :

Name :
Class :
Lv. :