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Dicedarefan666 · 07-30-2009, 10:25 AM

1: I'd just kill myself

2: Every 10 seconds... it'd be impossible to be very productive... but if I could just eek out 1 book about the experience... I'd be a millionare... oh, and it'd be fun too.

3: Gonna have to go with a paperclip, it'd make a great addition to the memoir

4: Underwear

5: I'd never brush my hair... I can still wash it right? 'cause it's very rare I would actually -have- to brush my hair

6: Make out with the teacher

7: Toilet seats, because they're cleaner than you'd think

norcoatomik · 07-30-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dicedarefan666

7: Toilet seats, because they're cleaner than you'd think

yeah i saw that a toilet seat is cleaner than alot of things mythbusters

fitsexyguy · 08-01-2009, 09:11 PM

Good idea Betty

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten Years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Microsoft paperclip

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Kiss the teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats

ldc1221 · 08-02-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyBoop

You guys realise you have to choose one or the other. Stop choosing neither!

Lol itd be easier if you had 2 girls listed....but i guess ill anwser....if I have to pick id have to say Lyle Lovett...only for one reason,which I cant say here LoL. Ill edit my original post.

splasher · 09-02-2009, 03:36 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett. Both look seedy probably steve

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ever 10 seconds
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during
sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
microsoft paper clip haha. Orgasm's would be disgusting near family if you knew it was them
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
all day underwear
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hair all the way
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? if the teacher was a girl make out
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? two public toilet seats as long as i choose them

sumsar1972 · 09-02-2009, 03:52 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
All orgasms in my area

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Payphones

your dare slave · 09-03-2009, 09:49 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) dont know who they are.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? microsoft paper clip thing
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush teeth
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? thats hard! my teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? EASY! toilets! I would lick 500 toilets if I had to do that!

greatsayaman · 09-03-2009, 10:09 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle, too lazy to check but his name is alliterative.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Seconds. ;D
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
All orgasms in the area.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
One class period.
Hey, didn't say I had to attend class. =3
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair. I never brush it anyway.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Teacher. Fortunately all my female teachers are young. =3
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats. (Didn't say it had to be the male toilet. =3)

LilAngel · 09-04-2009, 10:05 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Lovett.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Once every ten years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Wait what?
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one class period.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Never brush my hair again.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out. o.O
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
2 public toilet seats.

Puchiko · 09-08-2009, 09:17 AM

1. Neither o.o
2. Ten years
3. Paperclip
4. Naked for one class period
5. Never brush my hair
6. Make out with my teacher
7. 2 public toilet seats o.o

neverenough · 09-08-2009, 09:22 AM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Neither
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Paperclip
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
naked
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
i choose hair
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
make out with teacher
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
uhh toilet seats

BettyBoop · 12-29-2009, 06:17 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Steve Buscemi.
2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Ten years.
3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
The paper clip.
4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Underwear all day. I'd get people to do it with me and we'd be awesome and turn it into fancy dress.
5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
Hair.
6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with a teacher, as long as I can choose.
7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
Toilet seats, again if I can choose. And I'd do girls and most girls hover and don't sit.[/QUOTE]

sexylee87 · 12-29-2009, 07:03 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
I want to say neither cos they're both guys! but Steve Buscemi because he was in armageddon

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
the paper clip, would be funny

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
underwear all day

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
never brush my hair, i could just shave it off

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
Make out with the teacher, one of my uni lecturers is hot!

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
toilet seats

Glavial · 12-29-2009, 07:25 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
I really cant say either one rofl having to do either would make me feint haha

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Im thinkin once every 10 seconds....would make life difficult but in the most splendid way

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
I hate the tips thing lol so i'd have to take all the orgasms :S wow that would be intense haha

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
Naked for one haha get it over n done with

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
hmmm hair cos my hair normally stays okish anyways haha

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
seein as most of my teachers were female and quite hot ima say teacher :P

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
ummm.....for some reason toilet seats popped into my head immediately :S rofl i guess i would just wana get it over n done with

curious-young-girl · 12-31-2009, 02:21 PM

1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them)
Lyle.

2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
ten years

3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during
sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
lol that would be funny..but since my town is only 400 with oldies everywhere, all orgasms

4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period?
tough one, but underwear prbly

5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair?
teeth,they make gums and mints ..i <3 my hair!

6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know?
teacher

7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats?
payphones

07-30-2009, 10:25 AM	#31
Dicedarefan666 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 403	Okay, I won't pick neither 1: I'd just kill myself 2: Every 10 seconds... it'd be impossible to be very productive... but if I could just eek out 1 book about the experience... I'd be a millionare... oh, and it'd be fun too. 3: Gonna have to go with a paperclip, it'd make a great addition to the memoir 4: Underwear 5: I'd never brush my hair... I can still wash it right? 'cause it's very rare I would actually -have- to brush my hair 6: Make out with the teacher 7: Toilet seats, because they're cleaner than you'd think

09-02-2009, 03:52 AM	#36
sumsar1972 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Europe Posts: 427	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Neither 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? All orgasms in my area 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Underwear 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Never brush my hair 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Payphones __________________ M/46/Bi-curious Likes: Spanking, role play, corner time, precum, cum, a little anal, verbal submission, panties, blindfold. Limits: Public where others can see me, messy, things that leave marks.

09-03-2009, 09:49 AM	#37
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09-04-2009, 10:05 PM	#39
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09-08-2009, 09:22 AM	#41
neverenough Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Europe Posts: 19	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Neither 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? Paperclip 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? naked 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? i choose hair 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? make out with teacher 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? uhh toilet seats __________________ 20/male/straight like: masturbation, xdress, cum (not eating), cbt, photos, msn, etc... dislike: poop, hard pain, blood, public, family, when others can find out

08-01-2009, 09:11 PM	#33
fitsexyguy Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 543 Blog Entries: 4	Good idea Betty 1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Neither 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Ten Years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? Microsoft paperclip 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Underwear 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Hair 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Kiss the teacher 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats

09-02-2009, 03:36 AM	#35
splasher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 146	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett. Both look seedy probably steve 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ever 10 seconds 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? microsoft paper clip haha. Orgasm's would be disgusting near family if you knew it was them 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? all day underwear 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? hair all the way 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? if the teacher was a girl make out 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? two public toilet seats as long as i choose them

09-03-2009, 10:09 AM	#38
greatsayaman Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 687 Blog Entries: 1	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Lyle, too lazy to check but his name is alliterative. 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Seconds. ;D 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? All orgasms in the area. 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? One class period. Hey, didn't say I had to attend class. =3 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Hair. I never brush it anyway. 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Teacher. Fortunately all my female teachers are young. =3 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats. (Didn't say it had to be the male toilet. =3)

09-08-2009, 09:17 AM	#40
Puchiko Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 11	1. Neither o.o 2. Ten years 3. Paperclip 4. Naked for one class period 5. Never brush my hair 6. Make out with my teacher 7. 2 public toilet seats o.o

12-29-2009, 06:17 PM	#42
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Steve Buscemi. 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Ten years. 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? The paper clip. 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Underwear all day. I'd get people to do it with me and we'd be awesome and turn it into fancy dress. 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? Hair. 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out with a teacher, as long as I can choose. 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? Toilet seats, again if I can choose. And I'd do girls and most girls hover and don't sit.[/QUOTE] __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

12-29-2009, 07:03 PM	#43
sexylee87 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: midlands, U.K Posts: 356	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) I want to say neither cos they're both guys! but Steve Buscemi because he was in armageddon 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? the paper clip, would be funny 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? underwear all day 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? never brush my hair, i could just shave it off 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? Make out with the teacher, one of my uni lecturers is hot! 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? toilet seats

12-29-2009, 07:25 PM	#44
Glavial Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164 Blog Entries: 3	1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) I really cant say either one rofl having to do either would make me feint haha 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? Im thinkin once every 10 seconds....would make life difficult but in the most splendid way 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? I hate the tips thing lol so i'd have to take all the orgasms :S wow that would be intense haha 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? Naked for one haha get it over n done with 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? hmmm hair cos my hair normally stays okish anyways haha 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? seein as most of my teachers were female and quite hot ima say teacher :P 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? ummm.....for some reason toilet seats popped into my head immediately :S rofl i guess i would just wana get it over n done with

12-31-2009, 02:21 PM	#45
curious-young-girl getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: hicktown. Posts: 275	=D 1. Would you rather give oral sex to Steve Buscemi or Lyle Lovett.(Google them) Lyle. 2. Would you rather orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds? ten years 3. Would you rather experience all orgasms that occur in your area OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips? lol that would be funny..but since my town is only 400 with oldies everywhere, all orgasms 4. Would you rather be in your underwear all day at school or naked for one class period? tough one, but underwear prbly 5. Would you rather never brush your teeth again, or never brush your hair? teeth,they make gums and mints ..i <3 my hair! 6. Would you rather make out with your teacher in front of the class, or poop your pants during class and have everyone know? teacher 7. Would you rather lick 500 payphones, or 2 public toilet seats? payphones __________________